JAMES NALLY
Dance with the Dead

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Dedication

Jim and Bunny Nally

Thanks

Table of Contents

Cover

Title Page

Copyright

Dedication

Prologue

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

Chapter 8

Chapter 9

Chapter 10

Chapter 11

Chapter 12

Chapter 13

Chapter 14

Chapter 15

Chapter 16

Chapter 17

Chapter 18

Chapter 19

Chapter 20

Chapter 21

Chapter 22

Chapter 23

Chapter 24

Chapter 25

Chapter 26

Chapter 27

Chapter 28

Chapter 29

Chapter 30

Chapter 31

Chapter 32

Chapter 33

Chapter 34

Chapter 35

Chapter 36

Chapter 37

Chapter 38

Chapter 39

Chapter 40

Chapter 41

Chapter 42

Chapter 43

Chapter 44

Postscript

Epilogue

Acknowledgements

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About the Author

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About the Publisher

Prologue

Let’s get one thing straight – I’m not a ‘psychic cop’. I can’t predict the future. God knows if I could, I wouldn’t be in the mess I’m in right now.

Nor do I possess some macabre ability to contact the dead, and I feel nothing but contempt for those chancers who claim that they can. You know who you are … psychics, mediums, men of the cloth.

But something’s not right. Every time I get close to the body of a murder victim, they appear to me in the middle of the night. I’d like to say they turn up in my dreams. That would neatly explain it away. But they don’t. They appear when I’m awake, and engage with me. At first, it scared me half to death. Until I realised they were trying to tell me something.

They’re always trying to tell me something.

It’s got to be my subconscious mind, right? Presenting clues to me in a novel fashion? To a devout sceptic like me, anything else is unthinkable.

I told three people about my ‘visits’ from the other side. My brother thought I’d ‘lost it’. My shrink almost destroyed my fledgling cop career. My ex-girlfriend tried to kill me.

So I’m not telling anyone else. If this cursed ‘gift’ helps me crack more murder cases, then I’ll reap that benefit in secret.

No one else needs to know about my occasional Dance with the Dead.

Chapter 1

Manor House, North London

Saturday, April 10, 1993; 13.30

The Woodberry housing estate’s basketball courts heaved, the thudding of balls and squealing of trainers sounding like a massacre at a school for mice. A car alarm’s shrill whistle pinged about the tired old tower blocks, like the yelps of a seagull strapped to a high-speed propeller. A souped-up, blacked-out Ford Escort growled past, its drum ’n’ bass heart spreading Kiss FM and fresh defiance.

As I got close to my car, two large men in dark clothes appeared. One leaned against my driver’s door while the other walked towards me.

‘Donal Lynch?’

‘Not me,’ I lied, veering sharply to my left and taking a route between two rows of parked cars.

The car leaner read it well, heading me off where the final two vehicles stood off, face to face, like duelling cowboys.

So did we …

Behind him, a large, blacked-out jeep pulled up. The back door ghosted open.

‘Get in,’ his strong Dublin accent insisted, and I found myself hoping to God this was the IRA. At least I had some leverage with the boyos.

But the acid sizzling my gut told me these were Jimmy Reilly’s grunts, and that he’d dreamed up something diabolical for them to do to me today.

Chapter 2

One week earlier …

Arsenal, North London

Saturday, April 3, 1993

My drunken mistake hadn’t been falling asleep fully clothed – God knows I’d survived that often enough – but forgetting to remove the pager from my front left trouser pocket. Its sudden vibration sent an electroconvulsive blast through my piss–filled nads, forcing my unconscious mind to perform a urethral emergency stop. I woke to the sound of my own desperate yelps.

‘Tom, Brownswood Red-Light Zone N4 – Check MO’ flickered the blunt paged message. My clock radio’s Martian digits glowered 0754. Below me, a stricken wine bottle spewed red across the cheap laminate. I saluted Shiraz, my fallen night nurse, for delivering almost three whole hours of sleep.

My grudging slumber had been broken only once, by a recurring nightmare that hadn’t afflicted me for weeks. Why did it come back last night? Was he in some sort of danger?

To banish my angst, I flicked on the radio.

Lost in the Milky Way

Smile at the empty sky and wait for

The moment a million chances may all collide

The Lightning Seeds’ ‘The Life of Riley’ seemed way too excitable for this time of day. I padded into the bathroom. Murdered prostitutes, or ‘toms’ to use police parlance, had become my area of professional expertise these days. Anyone would think I was trying to save their souls. But I had a point to prove about solving their murders. A career-salvaging point, I hoped.

Having spent the past six months on the Cold Case Squad dealing with long-dead stiffs, I comforted myself that at least this body would still be warm. Maybe she’d come to me tonight, like those murder victims had two years ago. Before all the trouble …

I’ll be the guiding light

Swim to me through stars that shine down

And call to the sleeping world as they fall to earth

Or maybe those weird, inexplicable episodes had run their course. A large part of me hoped so. In the meantime, I decided to find out all I could about this local vice hot spot that had slipped below my radar, and knew just the man to help, so I cranked up the radio full blast.

So, here’s your life

We’ll find our way

We’re sailing blind

But it’s certain, nothing’s certain

‘Turn off that shite,’ roared Fintan from his room. I knew he’d have to surface for a piss now too. He’d been in a worse state than me, having spent all day with his cop contacts, slumped over some bar like slugs in a saucer of booze.

We’d wordlessly devised a morning routine that kept us apart, leaving our hangovers free to fester in peace. But my older brother’s success as a crime reporter owed much to his unabashed familiarity with London’s carnal underbelly. ‘Vice Admiral Lynch’ they called him. And worse.

So, as he staggered out of the gloom, squinting like Barabbas and scratching his expense-account gut, I seized my chance; ‘I suppose you know that Finsbury Park has its very own red-light district around Brownswood Road?’

‘Well, I thought it best not to tell you –’ he yawned ‘– I’ve seen your patter with the ladies. I didn’t want you getting knocked back by a Skeeger. That could push you over the edge.’

‘A Skeeger?’

‘Yeah, you know, a raspberry. A toss-up. A rock star.’

‘Sorry, Fintan, I don’t speak Snoop Dogg. What are you on about?’

‘Crack hoe?’

‘What, the city in Poland?’

‘No, ya fucking eejit. Crack whores. That’s what they are down there. They sell sex for rocks of crack. Desperate skanks really.’

‘Ooh.’ I heard myself blanche.

‘It’s small scale, probably about a dozen girls. I can’t believe you don’t know about it.’

‘I’m not a vice cop,’ I protested. ‘It’s never been mentioned in any of my cases.’

‘All I know is it’s the scrag end of the game. Guess what the going rate for full sex is?’ he asked, hosing down the porcelain.

‘I wouldn’t have the first idea,’ I said. ‘Hey, this is like a sordid version of The Price is Right, you know, higher, higher …’

‘Or “The Vice is Right”, except my advice would be lower, lower. Fifteen quid for full sex. Fiver for a blow job. Ten without a johnny. I mean, sweet Jesus, most of them don’t have any teeth left. Can you imagine?’

I couldn’t but, as he vigorously shook his cock, Fintan seemed to be having no trouble at all …

‘Putting your unbagged member into one of those scabby gobs? Jesus, you’d have to be one sick pup. Or desperate.’

‘At least the men have a choice,’ I said.

‘Ah, don’t give me that old liberal shit,’ he harrumphed, rinsing his hands. ‘Why slave on your feet in McDonald’s or a factory all day when you can earn a fortune lying on your back? They know the dangers. No one forces them to do it.’

‘Violent pimps?’ I felt tempted to say but I knew it’d be pointless. Fintan’s binary outlook on life was crucial to his job. In a world where everything had to be explained in 300 words or less, black and white barely had space to tangle, leaving no room for tedious grey.

‘Are they all crack heads then?’ I asked.

‘Jesus, you’d hope so. What else would reduce them to that? Anyway, why are you asking?’

‘They’ve found a body near Brownswood. They want me to take a look, see if it tallies with any of the unsolved cases I’ve been looking at.’

‘What, you mean the other whacked hookers?’

I bristled. ‘The women who were murdered who happened to be on the game, yes. They’re still human beings, Fintan, you know … somebody’s sister, somebody’s daughter.’

‘Yeah, but let’s not idealise these girls. None of them were in the running for Nobel Prizes, were they? Or doing charity work? Most of them ended up on the streets because they got kicked out of even the scuzziest massage parlours for stealing from the other girls, or punters or taking drugs.’

‘Jeez, maybe you could say a few words at this girl’s funeral.’

‘Well, at least it’s a fresh body for you, Donal. At last …’

‘Yep,’ I said dismissively.

‘Your first since …’

‘Yes,’ I cut in again.

‘Wow,’ he said, his tone of false wonder mocking me, ‘I wonder if you still have the gift?’

‘That stuff’s all in the past,’ I snapped at his hatefully-curled top lip. ‘I had the treatment. I got the all-clear. End of.’

But Fintan could never resist twisting a well-anchored knife: ‘But what if she comes to you, you know, after you see her body this morning? What will you do then?’

‘Well, I won’t be telling you or anyone else about it,’ I spat.

‘God, you still believe in it, don’t you?’ he laughed. Then, all serious: ‘Just make sure you don’t start spouting off about spirits again. That whole thing was a real fucking embarrassment. For all of us.’

‘Like I said, nothing to see here.’

‘Good. Give me two minutes and I’ll drive you over. I haven’t had a decent show in weeks and, as it’s on our doorstep, well … you never know.’

‘Don’t worry Fint, I could use the walk …’

‘Two minutes …’

That was Fintan these days, walking, talking, plotting faster than ever. No time to take ‘no’ for an answer; feeling real heat. God knows what he’d promised to secure promotion to Chief Crime Reporter at the Sunday News. But now he had to deliver, scoop after scoop. ‘Exclusives’ were his crack fix. The pimps on his news desk knew just how to keep him hooked, hungry and hounded so that he’d do anything for the next hit.

What a time to suffer his first barren patch. I sensed every fibre of him rattling, like a desperate junkie. Random parts of his body had taken to pulsating, hinting at imminent combustion; that vein on his left temple, his cheek muscles, a restless right foot.

‘You’re only as good as your next story,’ he’d started to joke, which is why I felt confused right now. The murder of a street hooker – no matter how spectacularly blood-curdling – would never make it into Britain’s bestselling weekly. The Sunday News revelled in its own cheerful, saucy-seaside-postcard venality, boasting a weekly roll call of randy vicars, love-rat footballers, showbiz/royal tittle-tattle, and bingo. Had this victim been a high-class call girl with a black book of celebrity clients, I’d understand his enthusiasm.

I had to assume he was sizing it up purely on spec, out of sheer desperation. And a desperate Fintan spelt atrocious tabloid capers. Last time, it nearly cost me my job. And my life.

‘Come on,’ he barked from the front door of our little rented house in North London. His pallid head protruded from an oversized, crumpled brown mac, bringing to mind a bottle sticking out of a drunk’s paper bag. He smelled like one too.

‘Jesus, you look rougher than a knacker’s arse crack,’ I said.

‘Couldn’t sleep,’ he frowned, aggrieved that such a thing could ever bedevil his conscience-light mind.

‘Everything okay?’

‘Yeah, of course,’ he snapped, so I backed off.

He aimed a key at a spanking new red car, which shot back a wink and a robotic whistle.

‘Woah, what is this?’

‘Chief Crime gets a company car. The new Mondeo. Two litre. Sixteen clicks. Fresh off the forecourt.’

‘Wow, did you pick the colour?’

‘Yeah. Hot Rod red. Pretty striking, eh?’

‘Had they ran out of Baboon Arse scarlet then? Jesus, they’ll be able to spot you from space. How will you go incognito on some council estate in this? You’ll stand out like a London bus.’

‘Why are you so begrudging … Jesus. Get in, it’s unlocked.’

He beamed, his restless hands unsure what to show off next.

‘It’s got a built-in car phone. A CD player. Airbags.’

‘And you drove home in this last night?’

‘I know nearly every senior cop in London, Donal. If I get bagged, I just have to make a phone call.’

‘It’s not you I’m worried about. You could barely walk you were so hammered.’

‘I probably still am. Now, do you want a lift or not?’

‘Can we try out those airbags?’

‘They’re for when you crash, you bollocks. They pop out on impact.’

‘Oh, right,’ I smiled, gratified by his low aggravation threshold these days, ‘they should have put some on the front as well.’

‘What?’ he growled.

‘You know, so next time you’re driving around, pissed out of your mind, you don’t pulverise some poor fucker.’

We set off in silence along Drayton Park, turning right onto Gillespie Road. Everything I saw reinforced the absurdity of a vice hotspot nestling in this white, middle-class quarter of London.

Even on a Saturday morning, city types thrusted towards Arsenal tube station, all dreaming of that property upgrade to nearby Islington – two miles up the hill, two hundred grand up the housing ladder.

Along Gillespie Road, slim ‘yummy mummies’ yanked precocious blonde toddlers out of vast 50 grand jeeps.

Even ropey old Blackstock Road, with its tumbledown newsagents, plastic-appointed greasy spoons and sketchy boozers seemed a world away from crack houses, pimps ’n’ hoes.

We turned right into Brownswood Road and a scatter of Rover Metro Panda cars. Through twitching blue crime-scene tape, a sprightly forensic tent glared fiercely white, sucking all the pale sunshine out of the sky.

‘Oh dear,’ said Fintan, ‘The guts gazebo. It must be bad.’

Beyond the marquee of misery and more fluttering tape, tired parents dragged their nosy kids away, incapable of even beginning to explain what had probably gone on here.

‘All part of their London education,’ quipped Fintan.

‘I couldn’t imagine bringing up kids in a big city,’ I said, ‘So much madness to explain. Mam and Da never had to warn us about paedophiles or nutcases.’

‘No, they sent us to be educated by them instead.’

‘How is Da?’

‘Why do you ask?’

‘I keep having these weird dreams about him. I don’t know. I’m starting to wonder if something’s wrong.’

‘You need to lay off the sauce for a while, Donal. He sounds his usual self to me. Come on,’ he said, opening the driver’s door, ‘it’s bad manners to keep a lady waiting.’

We walked towards the crime scene ghouls gathered at the tape. The streets around us groaned with elegant three-storey Victorian homes peering out over tree-lined pavements. You’d expect to score nothing more toxic here than a slice of Victoria Sponge.

‘I can understand why there’s a red-light district in King’s Cross,’ I said, ‘It’s busy and it’s a dump. But this looks like a nice, local neighbourhood. The roads don’t go anywhere! They’re all cul-de-sacs. How does a vice trade flourish here?’

‘The council put up metal gates at the end of these roads a few years back. They figured that forcing punters to perform a series of tricky three-point turns would put them off. But the punters still come here because the girls never left.’

‘Because crack is easy to source locally.’

‘I’m told it’s a “one hit and you’re hooked” kind of drug. A pimp finds a vulnerable girl, gives it to her for nothing for a few weeks. Then, when she’s addicted, tells her he’s been keeping score and she owes him two grand. They take her out to “work”, beat the shit out of her if she resists or tries to escape. Most of the girls don’t bother. They can’t run away from the crack.’

‘Where do they, you know, do the business?’

‘They get the punters to drive them round the back of Texas Home Base up Green Lanes, get this, because it doesn’t have CCTV. They don’t give a shit about their own safety, just getting the next hit. If they emerge unscathed with their £15, they get the punter to drop them off at one of the local crack houses. A 500-milligram rock, funnily enough, costs £15 and lasts between 30 and 50 minutes. An hour later they’re rattling and desperate to avoid the comedown. And the shits. Until you score again, you’ve no control over your bowels. It’s a grim scene.’

‘A grim scene about which you seem remarkably knowledgeable …’

He snorted glumly.

‘Last year I got a tip that the wife of some hotshot city broker was hooked and working out of one of those DSS hostels opposite Finsbury Park. The source is a good one so I checked it out. I didn’t find her but I came across lawyers, plumbers, bankers, cops, all sorts, popping in and out of these crack houses. Some of the wealthier guys would spend four or five thousand on two-day benders, smoking their rocks and doing all sorts of sick shit to the girls. Take crack and you lose all control. Honestly, it makes Scarface look like The Muppet Show. If they really want to educate kids about drugs, they should take them to a crack house. No water, heating, toilets, food, furniture. Just blood-stained sofas and sheets nailed over the windows.

‘Anyway, you better get inside that tent before the circus leaves town.’

I weighed up the crime-scene tape and elected to take the manly route over the top. After all, this was my crime scene now.

I lofted my left leg towards the tape just as a WPC approached.

‘Can I help you, sir?’ she demanded.

Her scent made something cartwheel inside my chest, knocking me off my stride, quite literally. I realised now that the tape was higher than I’d thought and struggled to get my left foot over the top.

‘DC Lynch,’ I warbled, my standing right foot now buckling under the strain, so that my upper body jerked about violently, like some sort of sick Ian Curtis tribute. ‘From the Cold Case Unit,’ I somehow managed to add between lurches as my prodding left foot failed to locate terra firma crime side of the tape.

‘That looks a little awkward,’ she said, her worried eyes moving down to the piano wire-taut tape just as it flicked up into my crotch, ‘and a little uncomfortable.’

‘It’s fine,’ I gasped, yanking the tape down with my right hand and springing off my right foot onto my left.

One leg over.

‘Perfectly fine,’ I panted, leaning forward now to swing my right leg over the tape behind me. But no matter how far forward I lurched, my right foot refused to clear this damned tape which, at the very second she looked down at it again, sprang back up into my balls.

‘Really, it’s no trouble,’ she giggled, mercifully lowering my polythene nemesis.

Desperate to get my right leg finally over, I swung too fast. I felt my left leg buckle and my arms flap like a penguin in an oil slick. Too late. As I slumped helplessly onto my back, I saw only sky and a pretty face etched with alarm.

‘Smooth,’ cackled Fintan with undisguised glee, my humiliation complete.

‘Who’s in charge?’ I babbled, springing up instantly, as if the whole thing had been a pre-planned manoeuvre.

‘DS Spence,’ she managed to squeak through suppressed laughter.

She clamped her hand over her mouth and nodded towards a wiry little man strutting about in a tight mac.

‘The one with the short legs,’ she wheezed, about to burst.

‘Does he bite?’

‘Sometimes,’ she chirped through her muffling hand, ‘but I’m sure you’ll get over it.’

Laughter exploded from so deep within her that she had to bend over to cope.

‘Sorry,’ she said finally, hauling herself back upright and sleeving her wet eyes.

Her expression had changed but the tears kept coming.

‘It’s just been such a horrible morning. I really needed that. Sorry if … no offence.’

‘None taken,’ I deadpanned. ‘With my talent for slapstick, I should be working in family liaison.’

‘Thanks for not being a dick about it,’ she said, her sad watery smile somehow reducing the earth’s gravitational pull on me a second time.

‘I think I’ve been plenty dick enough already,’ I smiled, walking on.

‘I hope you’ve got a strong stomach,’ she called after me. I turned to register her worried round eyes, instantly bringing to mind Holly Hunter in Raising Arizona.

‘It’s really horrible,’ she added.

Her stark warning set my heart on a club-footed gallop around my chest. Sudden shocks of any kind – physical, mental, even a really good joke – could cause me to suffer total collapse. It’s called Cataplexy, a rare side effect of insomnia and narcolepsy. An attack turns my bones to liquid; I simply capsize like an Alp, fully lucid but unable to move anything except my eyeballs.

I gave myself a stern talking to: You’ve already fallen at the first today. You can’t go over again. They’ll label you a total flake.

I galvanised myself by studying DS Spence’s dour, pinched face. He looked about as forgiving as a scalded hornet.

He never stopped stomping about. Underlings had to build up to his ferocious pace, then fall in beside him to talk, veering and turning as he did in a surreal crime scene speed tango. When, finally, they left him alone for ten seconds, I set off in pursuit.

‘DC Lynch, sir, from the Cold Case Unit. I’ve been sent by my supervising officer, DS Simon Barrett, to take a look at the killer’s MO.’

His lifeless, powder-blue eyes locked sullenly onto mine.

‘Is that a statement or a request?’ he barked in paint–peeling Glaswegian.

‘Sir?’

‘What is it that you want, Constable?’

‘I’m analysing the unsolved murders of prostitutes in the city over the past few years, sir, establishing links and connections between cases.’

He squinted at me in irritated disgust. ‘We don’t even know who she is yet.’

‘I only need a few minutes, sir, maybe a chat with the pathologist.’

‘Why didn’t you just say so?’

He continued to pitilessly survey my face, then laughed sourly. ‘I doubt if you could link this to another murder on the planet, son. It’s outta this fucking world.’

Two gore warnings had me snorting air like a rhino with the bends. I stole one final lungful, banked it and pulled back the forensic tent flap. It felt like someone had just yanked open my rib cage and let my heart topple out onto the grass. All the blood in my head went south as my misfiring brain struggled to register the horror. I shifted from foot to foot, subconsciously trying to earth the shock. But it just ricocheted about my insides like a charged cannonball. I breathed in and out hard, willing the head swoon to pass.

‘Christ,’ I finally managed.

A pathologist and a Scenes of Crime officer padded about in white overalls, shoeless and joyless, taking swabs and snapshots. I reached for my black, Met Police-issue notebook and pen. Jotting down the date, time and location steadied me. Falling back on training and routine, the clerical somehow formalised the grotesque chaos that lay at our feet. I reminded myself of my task here – to record the facts, not comprehend the crime.

Her naked body, flat out on its back, had been sliced in two around the waist. The lower half had been positioned about a foot away from the torso and head. I started at the top.

Jet black hair. A troubled forehead. Wide, thick eyebrows that looked like a four-year-old’s attempt to draw two straight lines. Tiny, narrowing, vivid grey eyes that looked puzzled. Early 20s. A ringer for actress Juliette Lewis. The corners of her mouth had been slashed right up to her ears, giving her a grotesque, purple ‘Joker’ grin, known as a Glasgow Smile – the city’s blade gangs had patented this sick ritual during the 1920s. You make a little incision in each corner of the victim’s mouth, then hurt them so that their screams do the rest.

Her arms had been raised over her head, her elbows at right angles.

Her breasts and stomach sported spoon-size gouges, red-rimmed. The lack of blood anywhere confused me.

My eyes moved down to her spread-eagled lower half. Her intestines had been tucked neatly beneath her buttocks. Her pubic hair trimmed into a ‘landing strip’. More spoon-size gouge marks around her thighs.

I watched the pathologist insert a thermometer into her rectum and wondered why anyone would choose such a profession. Especially this woman. Mid-40s. Sculpted blonde hair. Strong nose and chin. Imperious, rigid, poised, she clearly hailed from Britain’s ‘red trouser and Land Rover’ country elite. I could picture her astride a stallion sipping a pre–hunt sherry, or flagellating the local magistrate with a bullwhip. Yet here she was, crouched at the business end of a murder victim’s arsehole, the Last Judgement in a florid, shoulder-padded jacket and pearls.

‘Right,’ she said brightly, springing up, ‘let’s pop her into a bag and get her back to the mortuary.’

Peeling off her polythene gloves, she turned to me.

‘Dr Edwina Milne,’ she announced, ‘and how may I help you, young man?’

‘DC Lynch,’ I said, offering a hand, ‘from the Cold Case Unit.’

She gave my outstretched arm an arched eyebrow.

‘I don’t think so, DC. Not where my hands have been. Besides, they get very sweaty in these things.’

She sealed the gloves in a transparent plastic pouch. She then squirted pungent splodge into her palms, rubbed them vigorously together and looked at me with a hint of impatience.

‘I’m analysing the unsolved murders of street girls from the last ten years, ma’am. I need to report to my chief today about any possible links between this and the others.’

‘Oh please. Ma’am makes me sound so bloody ancient. Edwina, if you can stand the informality.’

‘Donal, if you can stand the name,’ I said, wondering why so many upper-class British women seemed to be saddled with androgynous Christian names. I’d never met a working class Henrietta, Georgina or Jemima. Was there some sort of unspoken but institutionalised aristocratic distaste for femininity?

Edwina’s hand rubbing slowed to a hypnotic, almost suggestive dandle: ‘Cause of death is, as yet, unknown. As is time of death. All I can say for certain is that she’s been dead for more than ten hours but less than three days. Hopefully I’ll be able to ascertain more after a full internal and external post-mortem.’

I glanced over at the body, fly-tipped here like a busted fridge. Now the final indignity: every organ removed, analysed, bits of her sent away in jars for further tests. The rest of her poked and prodded, her most intimate parts photographed, scraped, swabbed or cut open. Body fluids, fingernail dirt and pubic hair sealed in plastic glass in the hope that it will trap her killer. But I knew from all the other unsolved cases that prostitute murders are notoriously difficult to crack. Street girls don’t talk. When you find a way to make them talk, their chaotic lives and suppressed memories make them unreliable, easy to discredit. Punters are too ashamed to come forward. The media sees no value in publicising the death of ‘a desperate skank’. Family or friends rarely come forward, pressing for answers.

And so the girls lie in refrigerated cabinets for a year until the case is quietly shelved and what’s left of them swiftly buried in unmarked municipal graves. I wondered if this woman had family searching for her. Anyone who cared? Was there a person on the planet willing and able to identify her body?

Edwina’s erotic hand motions stopped suddenly. ‘She has two perfectly round indentations on her skull which were delivered with moderate force. These blows didn’t kill her; they subdued her. I’d say almost certainly from the rounded head of a ball-peen hammer.

‘If you look closely at her ankles, wrists and neck you’ll see ligature marks. The marks are red, so the ligatures would have been applied when she was alive. She was held somewhere else, tortured, killed, cut up with considerable expertise. Her body was drained of all its blood prior to being dumped here, probably sometime between 3 and 5 this morning. There’s no grass discoloration beneath her. She hasn’t been here for very long.’

Two young men in forensic overalls burst in, the second dragging a black plastic body bag behind him like a sleigh.

‘Dedwina!’ they cried.

‘Oh Christ,’ she muttered, ‘these clowns.’

‘We’re like the DHL of death,’ the first explained to me.

‘Dead Haulers of London,’ beamed the second.

‘Oh look,’ said the first, pointing to the dead woman’s face, ‘it’s the Joker.’

‘It’s me, sugar bumps!’ called the other, imitating Jack Nicholson’s star turn in the Batman movie.

The lead man got in on the impromptu Jack/Joker tribute: ‘As my plastic surgeon says, if you gotta go, go with a smile.’

‘Stop this at once,’ snapped Edwina, flashing the steel beneath her cultivated cosiness, ‘Show some respect for the deceased.’

She resumed her appraisal: ‘You can tell your Chief that this woman wasn’t a drug user or a streetwalker.’

She registered my surprise, and seemed to enjoy it.

‘She was a fit, healthy young woman. Good skin and teeth. Manicured hands. Very toned legs, I’d say a sportswoman of some kind, or a dancer.’

‘So how did she end up here?’

‘I think that’s your department,’ she said, a little sharply.

The corpse couriers stood between her two halves, taping transparent plastic bags around her smooth hands and painted feet while humming a tune I recognised but couldn’t place. As they bagged her head, the humming got louder. Finally, as the chorus arrived, they took one shoulder each and sang into the dead woman’s face: ‘Stuck in the middle of you.’

Edwina planted balled fists against her hips and sighed. But her dominatrix stance and whip-crack tuts failed to chastise our madcap crime scene gagsters.

‘I hope we haven’t mortally offended you?’

‘This is how we get through our day,’ protested the straight man, and I could see his point.

They rolled both halves of Jane Doe up in a large plastic sheet, gaffer taping it shut as you might an IKEA return. They hefted the load into the body bag, zipped it shut and hauled it away like a condemned old carpet. I almost expected them to break into a chorus of ‘Heigh Ho’.

‘There’s scant enough dignity in death without it being reduced to panto,’ harrumphed Edwina.

She looked at me conspiratorially. ‘Now, let’s turn our attention to the notable features not for public consumption. You may have noticed the penny-sized gouges on her fleshier parts. At first I thought she had been hacked at by something very pointed, like an ice pick. But on closer inspection, I could make out very tiny but very sharp serration marks. I’ve only ever seen wounds like this on a drowned body, when fish have nibbled at the flesh. I need to do more tests but it’s very strange.’

‘Maybe they kept her body somewhere with rats or mice?’

‘I’d recognise rodential incisions. Also, she bled from these wounds,’ she said, looking at me gravely. ‘She was alive when they occurred.’

She throat-coughed back her composure: ‘There are a few other elements that may interest you, detective.

‘We removed very tiny fragments of unidentified matter, deep red in colour, from inside those hammer wounds to her skull. They look to me like flecks of paint, but are almost certainly too minute to test.

‘We removed an A3 battery from her anus. The significance of its insertion is not my department. However, my assistant reminded me that we came across the same thing about three months ago. The victim on that occasion had been a street prostitute named Valerie Gillespie.’

She fixed me with a hard stare and sighed. Pathologists are natural storytellers. She’d been building up to this final twist.

‘Between the clasped thumb and index finger of this woman’s right hand, we found human hair, just a few strands.’

I couldn’t stop my mind skidding across assumptions like a well-hurled pebble: ‘This has to be the hair of her killer, surely Edwina? Or someone party to her murder? An accessory?’

She eyed me as you might an over-exuberant toddler. ‘Hair identification isn’t an exact science. Far from it. There could be hundreds of people out there whose hair follicles would appear very similar to these under a microscope. However, it may prove useful for confirming or eliminating a suspect.’

‘I see,’ I said, nodding solemnly as if mentally storing her points. But I’d already drawn my own cast iron conclusions. The victim here had clearly known her killer. The hair belonged to someone in her circle. Find the owner of the hair clasped between her stiff dead fingers, and we’d find her killer.

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