MICHAEL DOBBS

THE FINAL CUT

Copyright

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Praise for The Final Cut:

‘It’s that man again…in Francis Urquhart he has created a true political icon. Dobbs lays fair claim to being the Quentin Tarantino of pulp fiction’

Sunday Times

‘A triumphant return…The action is unflagging, the characterization razor sharp, the satirical barbs at politics and politicians unfailingly accurate…What a brilliant creation FU is’

Sunday Telegraph

For David, Peter and Linda. The Family Dobbs.

‘That we shall die, we know; ’tis but the time

And drawing days out, that men stand upon.’

William Shakespeare, Julius Caesar

Contents

Cover

Title Page

Copyright

Praise

Dedication

Epigraph

Author’s Note

Prologue

Chapter One

Chapter Two

Chapter Three

Chapter Four

Chapter Five

Chapter Six

Chapter Seven

Chapter Eight

Chapter Nine

Chapter Ten

Chapter Eleven

Chapter Twelve

Chapter Thirteen

Chapter Fourteen

Chapter Fifteen

Chapter Sixteen

Chapter Seventeen

Chapter Eighteen

Chapter Nineteen

Chapter Twenty

Chapter Twenty-One

Chapter Twenty-Two

Chapter Twenty-Three

Chapter Twenty-Four

Chapter Twenty-Five

Chapter Twenty-Six

Chapter Twenty-Seven

Chapter Twenty-Eight

Chapter Twenty-Nine

Chapter Thirty

Chapter Thirty-One

Chapter Thirty-Two

Chapter Thirty-Three

Chapter Thirty-Four

Chapter Thirty-Five

Chapter Thirty-Six

Chapter Thirty-Seven

Chapter Thirty-Eight

Chapter Thirty-Nine

Chapter Forty

Chapter Forty-One

Chapter Forty-Two

Chapter Forty-Three

Chapter Forty-Four

Chapter Forty-Five

Chapter Forty-Six

Chapter Forty-Seven

Chapter Forty-Eight

Chapter Forty-Nine

Epilogue

Keep Reading

About the Author

By Michael Dobbs

About the Publisher

Author’s Note

The Final Cut was written in 1994. All these years later the British are still arguing about Europe, the Cypriots have discovered a vast ocean of hydrocarbon wealth beneath the Mediterranean, and the Greeks and Turks are still arguing about the future of that sadly divided island. What I also hope the reader will find timeless is the enduring wickedness of FU.

PROLOGUE

Troödos Mountains, Cyprus – 1956

It was late on an afternoon in May, the sweetest of seasons in the Troödos, beyond the time when the mountains are muffled beneath a blanket of snow but before the days when they serve as an anvil for the Levantine sun. The spring air was filled with the heavy tang of resin and the sound of the breeze being shredded on the branches of great pines, like the noise of the sea being broken upon a pebbled shore. But this was many miles from the Mediterranean, almost as far as is possible to get from the sea on the small island of Cyprus.

These were good times, a season of abundance even in the mountains. For a few weeks in spring, the dust of crumbling rock chippings which passes for soil becomes a treasury of wild flowers – erupting bushes of purple-flowered sword lily, blood-dipped poppies, alyssum, the leaves and golden heads of which in ancient times were supposed to effect a cure for madness.

Yet nothing would cure the madness that was about to burst forth on the side of the mountain.

George, fifteen and almost three-quarters, prodded the donkey further up the mountain path, oblivious to the beauty. His mind had turned once again to breasts. It was a topic which seemed to demand most of his time nowadays, depriving him of sleep, causing him not to hear a word his mother said, making him blush whenever he looked at a woman, which he always did straight between her breasts. They had an energy source all their own which dragged his eyes towards them, like magnets, no matter how hard he tried to be polite. He never seemed to remember what their faces looked like, his eyes rarely strayed that far – he’d marry a toothless old hag one day. So long as she had breasts.

If he were to avoid insanity or, even worse, the monastery, somehow he would have to do it, he decided. Do IT. Before he was fifteen and three-quarters. In two weeks’ time.

He was also hungry…On the way up, he and his younger brother, Eurypides, thirteen and practically one half, had stopped to plunder honey from the hives owned by the old crone, Chlorides, who had mean eyes like a bird and horribly gnarled fingers – she always accused them of robbing her, whether they had or not, so a little larceny used up some of their extensive credit. Local justice. George had subdued the bees with the smoke from a cigarette he had brought along specifically for the purpose. He’d almost gagged – he hadn’t taken to cigarettes yet, but would, he promised himself. Soon. As soon as he had had IT. Then, maybe, he could get to sleep at nights.

Not far to go. The terraced ledges where a few wizened olive trees clung to the rock face were now far behind, they were already two kilometres above the village, less than another two to climb. The light had started to soften, it would be dark in a couple of hours and George wanted to be home by then.

He gave the donkey another fierce prod. The animal, beneath its burden of rough-hewn wooden saddle and bulging cloth panniers, was finding difficulty in negotiating the boulder-strewn trail and cared nothing for such encouragement. The beast expressed its objection in the traditional manner.

‘Not over my school uniform, dog meat!’ Eurypides sprang back in alarm, too late, and cursed. There was a beating if he did not attend school in uniform. Even in a poor mountain village they had standards.

And they had guns.

Like the two Sten guns wrapped in sacking at the bottom of one of the panniers which they were delivering, along with the rest of the supplies, to their older brother. George envied his older brother, hiding out with five other EOKA fighters in a mountain lair.

EOKA. Ethniki Organosis Kyprion Agoniston – the National Organization of Cypriot Fighters – who for a year had been trying to blast open the closed colonial minds of their British rulers and force them to grant the island independence. They were terrorists to some, liberation fighters to others. To George, great patriots. With every part of him that was not concerned with sex he wanted to join them, to fight the enemies of his country. But the High Command was emphatic; no one under the age of eighteen could take up arms. He would have lied, but there was no point, not in a village where everyone knew even the night of his conception, just before Christmas 1939. The war against the Germans was only a few months old and his father’s brother, also George, had volunteered for the Cyprus Regiment of the British Army. Like many young Cypriots, he had wanted to join the fight for freedom in Europe, which, once won, would surely bring their own release. Or so they had thought. His uncle’s farewell celebration had been a long night of feasting and loving, and he had been conceived.

Uncle George never came back.

The younger George had much to live up to. He idolized the uncle he had never known, but he was only fifteen and almost three-quarters and, instead of marching in heroic footsteps, was reduced to delivering messages and supplies.

‘Did you really do it with Vasso? Seriously, George.’

‘Course, stupid. Several times!’ George lied.

‘What was it like?’

‘Like peponia, soft melons of flesh,’ George exclaimed, gyrating his hands in demonstration. He wanted to expand but couldn’t; Vasso had taken him no further than the buttons of her blouse, where he had found not the soft fruits he had anticipated but small, hard breasts with nipples like plum stones.

Eurypides giggled but didn’t believe. ‘You didn’t, did you?’ he accused. George felt his carefully constructed edifice wobbling beneath him.

‘Did.’

‘Didn’t.’

‘Psefti.’

‘Malaka!’

Eurypides threw a stone and George jumped, stumbling on a loose rock and falling flat on his rump, fragments of his dream scattered around him. Eurypides’ squeals of laughter, by turns childishly high pitched and pubescent gruff, filled the valley and cascaded like acid over his brother’s pride. George felt humiliated, he needed something to restore his flagging esteem. Suddenly, he knew exactly how.

George loosened the string neck of one of the panniers and reached deep inside, beneath the oranges and side of smoked pork, until his fingers grasped a cylindrical parcel of sacking. Carefully, he withdrew it, then a second, slightly smaller, bundle. In the shadow of a large boulder, he lay both on the carpet of soft pine needles, gently removed the wrappings, and Eurypides gasped. It was his first trip on the supply run, he hadn’t been told what they were carrying. Staring up at him from the sacking was the dull grey metal of a Sten gun, modified with a folding butt to make it more compact for smuggling. Alongside it were three ammunition mags.

George was delighted with the effect. Within a few seconds, as his older brother had taught him the week before, he had prepared the Sten, a lightweight machine gun, swinging and locking into position the skeletal metal butt, engaging one of the magazines. He fed the first bullet into the chamber. It was ready.

‘Didn’t know I could use one of these, did you?’ He felt much better, authority re-established. He wedged the gun in the crook of his elbow and adopted a fighting pose, raking the valley with a burst of pretend-fire, doing to death a thousand different enemies. Then he turned on the donkey, despatching it with a volley of whistled sound effects. The beast, unaware of its fate, continued to rip at a clump of tough grass.

‘Let me, George. My turn,’ his brother pleaded.

George, the Commander, shook his head.

‘Or I’ll tell everyone about Vasso,’ Eurypides bargained.

George spat. He liked his little brother who, although only thirteen and practically one half, could already run faster and belch more loudly than almost anyone in the village. Eurypides was also craftier than most of his age, and more than capable of a little blackmail. George had no idea precisely what Eurypides was planning to tell everyone about him and Vasso, but in his fragile emotional state any morsel was already too much. He handed over the weapon.

As Eurypides’ hand closed around the rubberized grip and his finger stretched for the trigger, the gun barked, five times, before the horrified boy let it fall to the floor.

‘The safety!’ George yelped, too late. He’d forgotten. The donkey gave a violent snort of disgust and cantered twenty yards along the path in search of less disturbed grazing.

The main advantages of the 9-mm Sten gun are that it is light and capable of reasonably rapid fire; it is neither particularly powerful nor considered very accurate. And its blow-back action is noisy. In the crystal air of the Troödos, where the folds of the mountains spread away from Mount Chionistra into mist-filled distances, sound carries like a petrel on the wing. It was scarcely surprising that the British army patrol heard the bark of the Sten gun; what was more remarkable was the fact that the patrol had been able to approach so closely without George or Eurypides being aware of their presence.

There were shouts from two sides. George sprang to retrieve the donkey but already it was too late. A hundred yards beneath them, and closing, was a soldier in khaki and a Highland bonnet. He was waving a .303 in their direction.

Eurypides was already running; George delayed only to sweep up the Sten and two remaining magazines. They ran up the mountain to where the trees grew more dense, brambles snatching at their legs, the pumping of their hearts and rasping breath drowning any sound of pursuit until they could run no further. They slumped across a rock, wild eyes telling each other of their fear, their lungs burning.

Eurypides was first to recover. ‘Mum’ll kill us for losing the donkey,’ he gasped.

They ran a little more, until they stumbled into a shallow depression in the ground which was well hidden by boulders, and there they decided to hide. They lay face down in the centre of the rocky bowl, an arm across each other, listening.

‘What’ll they do if they catch us, George? Whip us?’ Eurypides had heard dream-churning tales of how the British thrashed boys they believed were helping EOKA, a soldier clinging to each limb and a fifth supplying the whipping with a thin, ripping rod of bamboo. It was like no punishment they received at school, one you could get up and walk away from. With the Tommies, you were fortunate to be able to crawl.

‘They’ll torture us to find out where we’re taking the guns, where the men are hiding,’ George whispered through dried lips. They both knew what that meant. An EOKA hide had been uncovered near a neighbouring village just before the winter snows had arrived. Eight men were cut down in the attack. The ninth, and sole survivor, not yet twenty, had been hanged at Nicosia Gaol the previous week.

They both thought of their elder brother.

‘Can’t let ourselves be captured, George. Mustn’t tell.’ Eurypides was calm and to the point. He had always been less excitable than George, the brains of the family, the one with prospects. There was even talk of his staying at school beyond the summer, going off to the Pankyprion Gymnasium in the capital and later becoming a teacher, even a civil servant in the colonial administration. If there were still to be a colonial administration.

They lay as silently as possible, ignoring the ants and flies, trying to melt into the hot stone. It was twelve minutes before they heard the voices.

‘They disappeared beyond those rocks over there, Corporal. Havnae seen hide nor hair o’ them since.’

George struggled to control the fear which had clamped its jaws around his bladder. He felt disgusted, afraid he was going to foul himself. Eurypides was looking at him with questioning eyes.

From the noises beyond the rocks they reckoned that another two, possibly three, had joined the original soldier and corporal, who were standing some thirty yards away.

‘Kids you say, MacPherson?’

‘Two o’ them. One still in school uniform, Corporal, short troosers an’ all. Cannae harm us.’

‘Judging by the supplies we found on the mule they were intending to do someone a considerable amount o’ harm. Guns, detonators. They even had grenades made up from bits of piping. We need those kids, MacPherson. Badly.’

‘Wee bastards’ll probably already huv vanished, Corporal.’ A scuffling of boots. ‘I’ll hae a look.’

The boots were approaching now, crunching over the thick mat of pine debris. Eurypides bit deep into the soft tissue of his lip. He reached for George’s hand, trying to draw strength, and, as their ice-cold fingers entwined, so George started to grow, finding courage for them both. He was the older, this was his responsibility. His duty. And, he knew, his fault. He had to do something. He pinched his brother’s cheek.

‘When we get back, I’ll show you how to use my razor,’ he said, smiling. ‘Then we’ll go see Vasso, both of us together. Eh?’

He slithered to the top of the rock bowl, kept his head low, pointed the Sten gun over the edge and closed his eyes. Then he fired until the magazine was empty.

George had never been aware of such a silence. It was a silence inside when, for a moment, the heart stops and the blood no longer pulses through the veins. No bird sang, suddenly no breeze, no whispering of the pines, no more sound of approaching footsteps. Nothing, until the corporal, voice a tone deeper, spoke.

‘My God. Now we’ll need the bloody officer.’

The officer in question was Francis Ewan Urquhart. Second Lieutenant. Age twenty-two. Engaged on National Service following his university deferment, he personified the triumph of education over experience and, in the parlance of the officers’ mess, he was not having a good war. Indeed, in the few months he’d been stationed in Cyprus, he’d barely had any war at all. He craved action, all too aware of his callow youth, desperate for the chance to prove himself, yet he had found only frustration. His commander had proved to be a man of chronic constipation, his caution denying the company any chance to show its colours. The EOKA terrorists had been bombing, butchering and even burning alive so-called traitors, setting them in flames to run down the streets of their village as a sign to others, yet Urquhart’s company had broken more sweat digging latrines than hauling terrorists from their foxholes. But that was last week. This week, the company commander was on leave, Urquhart was in charge, the tactics had been changed and his men had walked four hours up the mountain that afternoon to avoid detection. And the surprise seemed to have worked.

At the first crackle of gunfire, a sense of opportunity had filled his veins. He had been waiting two miles down the valley in his Austin Champ and it took him less than fifteen minutes to arrive on the scene, covering the last few hundred yards on foot with a spring in his step.

‘Report, Corporal Ross.’

The flies were already beginning to gather around the bloodied body of MacPherson.

‘Two boys and a donkey? You can’t be serious,’ Urquhart demanded incredulously.

‘The bullet didnae seem to unnerstand it was being fired by a bairn. Sir.’

The two, Urquhart and Ross, were born to collide, one brought into the world in a Clydeside tenement and the other by Highland patriarchs. Ross had been burying comrades from the Normandy beaches while Urquhart was still having his tie adjusted by his nanny.

A year earlier, Urquhart had been the officious little subaltern who had busted Ross from sergeant back down to private after a month’s liquor allowance had disappeared from the officers’ mess at Tell-el-Kebir and Urquhart had been instructed to round up suitable suspects. Ross had only just been given back the second stripe, still making up the lost ground. And lost pay.

Urquhart knew he had to watch his back, but for now he ignored the other’s insolence; he had a more important battle to fight.

The children had stumbled into a remarkably effective natural redoubt. Some twenty feet across, the scraping in the mountainside was backed by a picket line of boulders that effectively denied a clear line of either sight or fire from above, while the ground ran gently away on the valley side, making it difficult to attack except by means of a frontal and uphill assault, a tactic that had already been shown to be mortally flawed. Clumps of bushes hugged the perimeter providing still further cover.

‘Suggestions, Corporal Ross?’ Urquhart slapped the officer’s Browning at his belt.

The corporal sucked a little finger as though trying to remove a splinter. ‘We could surrender straight away, that’d be quickest. Or blow the wee bastards into eternity, if that’s what you want, Lieutenant. One grenade should do the job.’

‘We need them alive. Find out where they were headed with those arms.’

‘They’re weans. Be famished by breakfast time, come oot wavin’ a white flag an’ a fork.’

‘Now, we need them now, Corporal. By breakfast time it will be all too late.’

They both understood the urgency. EOKA supply drops were made at specified times; any more than six hours overdue and the hide was evacuated. They needed short cuts; it made early capture essential and interrogation techniques sometimes short on patience.

‘In life, Ross, timing is everything.’

‘In death an’ all,’ the Clydesider responded, indicating MacPherson.

‘What the hell’s your problem, Corporal?’

‘To be honest, Mr Urquhart, I dinnae hae much stomach for the killing of weans.’ MacPherson had a son not much younger than the boys hiding in the rocks. ‘I’ll do it, if I huv tae. If ye order me. But I’ll tak nae joy fae it. You’re welcome tae any medal.’

‘I’ll remember to include your little homily when I write to MacPherson’s parents. I’m sure they’ll be touched.’

The tangerine sun was chasing through the sky, splashing a glow of misleading warmth across the scene. Delay would bring darkness and failure for Urquhart and he was a young man as intolerant of failure in himself as he was in others. He took a Sten from the shoulder of one of his men and, planting his feet firmly in the forest floor, unleashed a fusillade of bullets against the amphitheatre of boulders at the back of the bowl. A second magazine followed, dust and sparks spitting from the orange-blonde rocks; the noise was awesome.

‘You boys,’ he shouted. ‘You cannot escape. Come out, I promise no one will get hurt.’

There was silence. He directed two other members of the section to empty their magazines against the rocks, and suddenly there was a youthful cry of pain. A spent bullet had ricocheted and caught one of the lads a glancing blow. No damage, but surprise and distress.

‘Can you speak English? Come out now, before anyone gets hurt.’

Silence.

‘Damn them! Do they want to die?’ Urquhart beat his palms with frustration. But Ross was on his knees, fiddling with a Mills grenade.

‘What on earth…?’ Urquhart demanded, but could not avoid taking an involuntary pace backwards.

The corporal had bent the pin so that it could not fall out, then with meticulous care and using the stock of a Sten gun for torque he proceeded to unscrew the top of the grenade, lifting it away from the dull metal body complete with its detonator. The powdered explosive poured out easily into a little pile on the rocks beside his boot. He now reassembled the harmless bomb, and handed it to Urquhart.

‘If this doesnae scare those rabbits out of their hole, nothing will.’

Urquhart nodded in understanding. ‘This is your last chance,’ he shouted to the rocks. ‘Come out or we’ll use grenades.’

‘Eleftheria i Thanatos!’ came the reply.

‘The EOKA battle cry. Freedom or Death!’ Ross explained.

‘They’re only children!’ Urquhart snapped in exasperation.

‘Brave wee buggers.’

Angrily, Urquhart wrenched the pin from the grenade, letting the noise of the spring-loaded firing pin drift out across the rocks. Then he threw the grenade into the bowl.

Less than two seconds later it came hurtling out again. The reaction was automatic, the instinct for self-preservation overriding. Urquhart threw himself to the ground, burying his head amongst the pine needles and cones, trying to count the seconds. There came a muffled pop from the detonator, but nothing more. No blast; no ripping metal or torn flesh. Eventually he looked up to find the figure of Ross towering above him, framed in menacing silhouette against the evening sky.

‘Let me help you tae yer feet. Sir.’ Derision filled every syllable.

Urquhart waved away the proffered hand and scrambled up, meticulously thrashing the dust from his khaki uniform to hide his humiliation. He knew that every Jock in the section was mocking and by morning the tale would have filled all four corners of the officers’ mess. Ross had exacted his revenge.

A rage grew within Urquhart. Not a blind rage that blurs judgement but a wrath that burnt and whose light brought appalling clarity.

‘Fetch two jerry cans of petrol from the Champ,’ he instructed.

A soldier went scurrying.

‘What are you intending to do, Mr Urquhart?’ Ross asked, the triumph evaporated from his voice.

‘We need information or examples. Those terrorists can provide either.’

Ross noted the change in the boys’ status. ‘Examples? Of what?’

Urquhart met the other man’s gaze; he saw fear. He had regained the advantage. Then the jerry cans arrived.

‘Corporal, I want you to get around behind them. Use the cover of those rocks. Then empty the petrol into their hide.’

‘And then what?’

‘That will depend upon them.’

‘They’re nothin’ but bairns…’

‘Tell that to MacPherson. This is a war, not a tea party. So they can come out in one piece or with their tail feathers scorched. Their choice.’

‘You wouldna burn them out.’

‘I’ll give them far more chance than EOKA would.’ They knew the bloody truth of that, had both seen the blackened carcasses, hands stretched out like claws in charred agony, fathers and sons often dragged out of church or from the desperate clutches of their families, burnt, butchered. As examples. ‘And the message will get round, serve as a warning. Make it easier for us next time.’

‘But, Sir…

Urquhart cut him short, handed him a jerry can. ‘We’ll give you covering fire.’

Ross took one step back, shaking his head. ‘Ah’ll no’ burn them oot. I dinna fight that way. Against bairns.’

There was an audible stirring of support from the section’s other members. Ross was able, experienced, some of the men owed their lives to that.

‘Corporal, I am giving you a direct order. To disobey is a court-martial offence.’

‘I hae lads of my own.’

‘And if you don’t follow my orders I’ll make sure you’re locked up so long they will be grown men by the time you next set eyes on them.’

Agony had carved deep furrows across the corporal’s expression, but still he refused the jerry can. ‘Rather that, than never being able to look my boys in the eye again.’

‘This is not me ordering you, Ross, it’s your country.’

‘You do it then. If you hae the stomach fer it.’

The challenge had been struck. Urquhart looked around the others, five men in all, saw they had sided with Ross. He knew he couldn’t court-martial the entire section, it would reduce him to a laughing stock. Ross was right; if it were to be done, he would have to do it himself.

‘Give me covering fire when I’m round behind them.’ He eyed the corporal. ‘No, not you Ross. You’re under arrest.’

And he had gone. Ducking low, pacing rapidly through the trees, a can in each hand, until he was well behind the hide. He signalled and one then another of the troops opened up, sending barrages of sound across the scene. Quickly and as quietly as he was able, Urquhart edged up to one of the taller boulders, almost the height of a man which stood directly behind where the boys were hiding. The cap was off one can, he stretched and spilled all four and a half gallons of stinking fuel down the rock face and into the bowl. The next four and a half gallons followed immediately. Then he retreated.

‘You have thirty seconds to come out before we fire the petrol!’

Within their rocky hide, George and Eurypides’ faces spoke of their dread. As fast as they tried to crawl away from the swamping fuel, they were forced to duck back beneath the blanket of ricocheting bullets. What was worse, the fuel had begun to make the elevations of the rocky bowl slippery, the nails on their boots finding little purchase on the smooth stone. The inevitable result in such a small place was that their clothes became soaked in foul-smelling petrol. It made them retch.

‘Fifteen seconds!’

‘They won’t do it, little brother,’ George tried to convince himself. ‘But if they do, you jump first.’

‘We mustn’t tell. Whatever happens, we mustn’t tell,’ Eurypides choked.

‘Five!’

It was longer than five. Considerably longer. Urquhart’s bluff had been called. There was no turning back. He had retained a rag half-soaked in petrol; this he tied around a small rock so that the fuel-impregnated ends hung free. He brought out his cigarette lighter, snapped it into life, and touched the rag.

Events moved rapidly from that point. The rag burst into flame, almost engulfing Urquhart’s hand, scorching the hair on his arm. He was forced to throw it immediately; it performed a high, smoky arc in the sky above the rocks before plunging down. Ross shouted. There was a crack. Hot vapour danced above the hide like a chimney from hell. Then a scream, a terrified, violent, boyish shriek of protest. Two heads appeared above the bowl, then the tops of two young bodies as they scrambled up the side. But as the soldiers watched the smaller one seemed to lose his footing, to slip, stumble, he disappeared. The older boy froze, looked back down into the ferment, cried his brother’s name and sprang back in.

It was impossible to tell exactly what was happening in the bowl, but there were two sets of screams now, joined in a chorus of prolonged suffering, and death.

‘You miserable bastard,’ Ross sobbed. ‘I’ll no’ watch them burn.’ And already a grenade had left his hand and was sailing towards the inferno.

The explosion blew out the life of the fire. And stopped the screaming.

In the silence that followed, Urquhart was conscious that his hands were trembling. For the first time, he had killed – in the national interest, with all the authority of the common weal, but he knew that many would not accept that as justification. Nothing was to be gained from this. Ross stood before him, struggling to compose himself, his fists clenched into great balls which might at any moment strike out. The other men were crowded round, sullen, sickened.

‘Corporal Ross, this was not what I had wanted,’ he started slowly, ‘but they brought it on themselves. War requires its victims, better terrorists than more like MacPherson. Nor do I wish to see you ruined and locked away as a result of a court martial. You have a long record of military service of which you can be proud.’ The words were coming more easily now, his hands had stopped trembling and the men were listening. ‘I think it would be in everyone’s interests that this incident be forgotten. We want no more EOKA martyrs. And I don’t want your indiscipline to provide unnecessary work for the Military Provosts.’ He cleared his throat, uncomfortable. ‘My Situation Report will reflect the fact that we encountered two unidentified and heavily armed terrorists. They were killed in a military engagement following the death of Private MacPherson. We shall bury the bodies in the forest, in secret, leave no trace. Deny the local villagers an excuse for retaliation. Unless, that is, you want a fuller report to be lodged, Corporal Ross?’

Ross, the large, lumbering, caring soldier-father, recognized that such a full report might damage Urquhart but would in all certainty ruin him. That’s the way it was in the Army, pain was passed down the ranks. For Urquhart the Army was nothing more than a couple of years of National Service, for Ross it was his whole life. He wanted to scream, to protest that this had been nothing less than savagery; instead his shoulders sagged and his head fell in capitulation.

While the men began to search for a burial site in the thin forest soil, Urquhart went to inspect the scene within the rocky bowl. He was grateful that there was surprisingly little obvious damage to the dark skin of their faces, but the sweet-sour stench of scorching and petrol fumes made him desperately want to vomit. There was nothing of military value in their pockets, but around their necks on two thin chains hung crucifixes engraved with their names. He tore them off; no one should ever discover their identities.

It was dusk when they drove back down the mountain with MacPherson’s body strapped in the back. Urquhart turned for one last look at the battle scene. Suddenly, in the gathering darkness, he saw a light. An ember, a fragment of fire, had somehow survived and been fanned by the evening breeze, causing it to burst back into life. The young pine which stood in the middle of the bowl was ablaze, a beacon marking the site that could be seen for miles around.

He never spoke of the incident on the mountain again but thereafter, at times of great personal crisis and decision in his life, whenever he closed his eyes and occasionally when he was asleep, the brilliant image and the memory of that day would return, part-nightmare, part-inspiration. The making of Francis Urquhart.

CHAPTER ONE

I prefer dogs to humans. Dogs are easier to train.

The door of the stage manager’s box opened a fraction for Harry Grime to peer into the auditorium.

‘Hasn’t arrived, then,’ he growled.

Harry, a leading dresser at the Royal Shakespeare Company, didn’t like Francis Urquhart. Fact was, he loathed the man. Harry was blunt, Yorkshire, a raging queen going to seed who divided the universe into thems that were for him and thems that weren’t. And Urquhart, in Harry’s uncomplicated and unhumble opinion, weren’t.

‘Be buggered if that bastard’ll get back,’ Harry had vouchsafed to the entire company last election night. Yet Urquhart had, and Harry was.

Three years on, Harry had changed his hair colour from vivid chestnut to a premature orange and shed his wardrobe of tight leather in preference for something that let him breathe and allowed his stomach to fall more naturally, but he had moved none of his political opinions. Now he awaited the arrival of the Prime Minister with the sensibilities of a Russian digging in before Stalingrad. Urquhart was coming, already he felt violated.

‘Sod off, Harry, get out from under my feet,’ the stage manager snapped from his position alongside the cobweb of wires that connected the monitors and microphones with which he was supposed to control the production. ‘Go check that everyone’s got the right size codpiece or something.’

Harry bristled, about to retaliate, then thought better of it. The Half had been called, all hands were now at their posts backstage and last-minute warfare over missing props and loose buttons was about to be waged. No one needed unnecessary aggravation, not tonight. He slunk away to recheck the wigs in the quick-change box at the back of the stage.

It was to be a performance of Julius Caesar and the auditorium of the Swan Theatre was already beginning to fill, although more slowly than usual. The Swan, a galleried and pine-clad playhouse that stands to the side of the RSC’s main theatre in Stratford-upon-Avon, is constructed in semi-circular homage to the Elizabethan style and has an intimate and informal atmosphere, 432 seats max. Delightful for the performance but a nightmare for Prime Ministerial security. What if some casual theatre-goer who loved Shakespeare much yet reviled Francis Urquhart more, more even than did Harry Grime, took the opportunity to…To what? No one could be sure. The Stratford bard’s audiences were not renowned for travelling out with assorted weaponry tucked away in pocket or purse – Ibsen fans, maybe, Chekov’s too, but surely not for Shakespeare? Yet no one was willing to take responsibility, not in the presence of most of the Cabinet, a handful of lesser Ministers, assorted editors and wives and other selected powers in the realm who had been gathered together to assist with celebrations for the thirty-second wedding anniversary of Francis and Mortima Urquhart.

Geoffrey Booza-Pitt was the gatherer. The youngest member of Francis Urquhart’s Cabinet, he was Secretary of State for Transport and a man with an uncanny eye for opportunity. And for distractions, of all forms. And what better distraction from the shortcomings of Ministerial routine than to block-book a hundred seats in honour of the Master’s anniversary and invite the most powerful men in the land to pay public homage? Two thousand pounds’ worth of tickets returned a hundred-fold of personal publicity and left favours scattered throughout Westminster, including Downing Street. That’s precisely what Geoffrey had told Matasuyo, car giant to the world and corporate sponsor to the RSC, who had quietly agreed to pay for the lot. It hadn’t cost him a penny. Not that Geoffrey would tell.

They arrived late, their coming almost regal. If nothing else, after the eleven years they had lived in Downing Street, they knew how to make an entrance. Mortima, always carefully presented, appeared transported onto a higher plane in an evening dress of black velvet with a high wing collar and a necklace of pendant diamonds and emeralds that caught the theatre’s lighting and reflected it back to dazzle all other women around her. The wooden floors and galleries of the playhouse complained as people craned forward to catch a glimpse and a ripple of applause broke out amongst a small contingent of American tourists which took hold, the infection making steady if reluctant progress through the auditorium to the evident embarrassment of many.

‘Le roi est arrive.’

‘Be fair, Bryan,’ chided one of the speaker’s two companions from their vantage point in the First Gallery, above and to the right of where the Urquharts were taking their seats.

‘Fair? Can we possibly be talking about the same Francis Urquhart, Tom? The man who took the professional foul and set it to Elgar?’

Thomas Makepeace offered no response other than a smile of reproach. He knew Brynford-Jones, the editor of The Times, was right. He was also clear that Brynford-Jones knew he knew. Lobby terms. But there were limits to what a Foreign Secretary could say in a public place about his Prime Minister. Anyway, Urquhart was his friend who had repaid that friendship with steady promotion over the years.

‘Still, you have to admire his footwork, a true professional,’ Brynford-Jones continued before offering a wave and a smile in the direction of the Urquharts who were turning to acknowledge those around them. ‘There’s not a man here without the marks of your Prime Minister’s studs somewhere on his anatomy. Good old FU.’

‘Surely there’s more to life than simply providing you with copy, Bryan.’ On Makepeace’s other side a third man joined in. Quentin Digby was a lobbyist, and a good one. He not only had an involvement in professional politics but, in his own quiet way, was also something of an activist, representing many charities and environmental concerns. Makepeace didn’t know him well but rather liked him.

‘I wondered which of us three was going to play the moralizing toad tonight,’ Makepeace mocked.

The house lights dimmed as the Managing Director of Matasuyo stepped forward onto the stage to claim his place before the public eye and offer a speech of welcome. The light thrown onto the stage bounced up onto the faces of Makepeace and his companions, giving them a shadowy, conspiratorial look, like witches attending a cauldron.

‘Seriously, Tom,’ Brynford-Jones continued, anxious to take advantage of the Cabinet Minister’s presence, ‘he should have gone on his tenth anniversary. Ten bloody years at the top is enough for anyone, isn’t it?’

Makepeace made no comment, pretending to concentrate on the Japanese gentleman’s homily which was attempting to establish some form of spiritual connection between culture and car bits.

‘Wants to go for the record. Outscore Thatcher,’ Digby offered. ‘I wouldn’t mind, but what’s the point? What’s he trying to achieve? We’ve got half the country’s dustbins crammed full of Harrods wrapping paper, which local councils can’t afford to collect, while the other half go begging for something to eat.’

‘You lobbyists always spoil your case with exaggeration,’ Makepeace rebuked.

‘Funny, I thought that was a politician’s prerogative,’ the editor came back.

Makepeace was beginning to feel penned in. He’d felt that way a lot in recent months, sitting beside editors or standing before his constituents with a pretence of enthusiasm when there was only weariness and disillusionment inside. Something had gone stale. Someone had gone stale. Francis Urquhart. Leaving Makepeace with much that he wanted to say, but little he was allowed to.

‘He’s had a good run, Tom, the country’s grateful and all that, but really it’s time for some new blood.’

‘His blood.’

‘A fresh start for the Government.’

‘For you, Tom.’

‘We all know the things you hold dear, the causes you stand for.’

‘We’d like to help.’

‘You know the country isn’t what it was. Or could be. This country has too big a heart to be beholden for so long to one man.’

‘Particularly a man such as that.’

‘Hell, even the illegal immigrants are leaving.’

‘It should be yours, Tom. Makepeace is ever as good a man as Urquhart.’

Respite. The man from Matasuyo had subsided and the play was about to begin; Makepeace was grateful. His head was spinning. He wanted to dispute their claims, play the loyal hound, but couldn’t find the words. Perhaps they were right about Urquhart. Without doubt right about himself. They knew he wanted it, enough that at times his mouth ran dry like a man lost in a desert who spots an oasis, only to discover it is a mirage. Power. But not for its own sake, not for a place in the history books like Urquhart, but for now. Today. For all the things that so desperately needed doing and changing.

Both Brynford-Jones and Digby had a strong interest in change, editor and lobbyist, professional revolutionaries by their trade. Having the world standing still was no more an option for them than it was for him, Makepeace thought. Perhaps they would make useful allies, one day, if war ever came. After his friend Francis had left the field. Or perhaps they would all go to hell together amongst the rogues.

And then there was laughter. Caesar had made his first appearance on stage with a face adorned with heavy make-up that made him look uncannily like Francis Urquhart. The same long profile. Piercing eyes. Receding silver hair. A straight gash across his face for a mouth. A mask that showed neither mirth nor mercy. The arguments backstage had been long and furious when they had learnt of Urquhart’s imminent presence. Harry had argued vociferously for a boycott and threatened to throw his body into all forms of picket lines and protests but, as the property manager had so successfully argued, ‘Give it a rest, love. It’s been years since your bottom ’alf lived up to the promises of your top ’alf. Bloody years since you last saw your bottom ’alf, I’ll bet. Must do it all from memory.’

So they had compromised. In true thespian tradition the show would go on, laden with a little ideological baggage. Yet Harry, once more sneaking a look from prompt side to test the mettle of his protest, was to be disappointed. The living mask slipped. From his privileged position beside Booza-Pitt at the front of the stage Urquhart, an experienced trouper in any public arena, had spotted the danger and responded. Not only was he leading the laughter but he also made sure that everyone knew it by taking out a white silk handkerchief and waving it vigorously at his protégé.

As the play progressed, Makepeace agonized. Loyalty meant so much, for him it was a political virtue in its own right. Yet he hadn’t been sleeping well, a disturbed mind and troubled heart had robbed him of rest, doubts beginning to crowd in on his dreams. And he knew that if he did nothing, simply chafed beneath those doubts, he would lose his dreams as well.

‘The abuse of greatness is when it disjoins remorse from power…’

Loyalty. But to what? Not just to a single man. Great men have their day, only to find that their reputation must fall from the sky like leaves before the autumn storm.

‘And therefore think him as a serpent’s egg which, hatch’d, would, as his kind, grow mischievous…’

Every Prime Minister he’d ever known had demanded too much, been despatched. Sacrificed. Bled. By colleagues.

And finally the deed was done. ‘Et tu, Brute?’ An exceptionally pitiless portrayal of the assassination, and at every step Urquhart’s handkerchief waved and waved.

‘Sodding man!’ Grime snapped as he stamped about the quick-change box helping the deceased Caesar into his ghost’s garb.

‘Your little plot didn’t work, luvvie,’ Julius mocked. ‘Didn’t you see him? Laughing his bloody head off at us, so he was.’

‘Hold still, Big Julie, or I’ll run this pin up your arse,’ Harry snapped. ‘Anyway, what would you know about plots? The last miserable screenplay you spawned didn’t even make it as far as the typist.’

‘It had a few developmental problems,’ Julie acknowledged.

‘As much sense of direction as a horse up a hedgehog.’

‘At least I act. You couldn’t even play the skull in Hamlet on a good day.’

‘Bitch,’ Harry pursed, and subsided.

In the auditorium, the house lights had announced the interval and thunderous applause reflected the audience’s appreciation of a production remarkable for its freshness. It had been a long time since anyone could remember laughing so much through a tragedy but, up in the First Gallery, Digby appeared distracted. Makepeace probed.

‘Sorry. Wondering about the new car,’ the lobbyist apologized.

‘About the mileage? Whether it’s environmentally friendly? Recyclable?’

‘Hardly. It’s four litres of testosterone encased in the silkiest and most explicit Italian styling you can find in this country without getting arrested. Ferrari. Rosso red. My only vice. And parked outside.’

‘And you’re worried whether all the wrapping paper is going to be removed from your dustbin by the end of the week,’ Makepeace taunted.

‘More worried that in this brave new world of ours the stereo system will have been ripped off by the end of this performance. What do you think, Secretary of State?’

‘Contain yourself, Diggers,’ Brynford-Jones interjected. ‘Nothing lasts forever.’

The editor and lobbyist enjoyed the banter, but Makepeace’s mind had drifted elsewhere. He was gazing down onto the floor of the auditorium where Urquhart, surrounded by enthusing acolytes and attended closely by Geoffrey Booza-Pitt, was replacing his handkerchief.

‘Everything pukka, Tom?’ Brynford-Jones enquired.

‘Yes, of course. Just thinking how right you were. You know. About how nothing lasts forever.’

*

The red-leather box lay open on the back seat, papers untouched. The Minister had fallen asleep as soon as they reached the motorway – it had been a heavy working dinner and the old boy’s stamina wasn’t what it once was. He was snoring gently, mouth ajar, slumped awkwardly to one side. Should’ve worn his seat belt. The driver studied him carefully in the rear-view mirror for some time before deciding he could risk it. Cautiously, while ensuring that the Jaguar’s engine maintained its constant soothing cadence at a steady eighty-three miles an hour, he reached for the volume button of the radio. They were just about to kick off at Upton Park and the next ninety minutes would decide an entire season’s effort. He didn’t want to miss it.

He paused as through the drizzle ahead emerged the rear lights of an old Escort, still trying to prove it was all TRi and not knackered to death. The Escort’s youthful driver cursed; the rotted rubber of his wipers had transformed the motorway into a smear of confusing messages and he was straining to make sense of the scene ahead. He had no eyes for what lay behind. The Minister’s driver decided not to risk waking his passenger by braking suddenly, not with the match about to start. He drew over to the middle lane to pass the other vehicle on the inside.

Some events in life – and death – lie beyond reasonable explanation. Afterwards men of learning, experience and great forensic ability may gather to offer their views, yet all too frequently such views serve less as explanation than excuse. Sometimes it is as easy to accept that there are moments when Fate rouses herself from an afternoon nap and, sleep still heavy upon her eyes, points her finger capriciously and with chaotic intent. For it was just as the Minister’s driver was leaning towards the radio button once more, less than six feet to the rear and on the inside of the other vehicle, that the Escort’s rear offside burst. Fate. It swerved violently in front of the Ministerial limousine whose driver, one-handed, snatched at the wheel. The Jaguar hit the central reservation and turned a full, elegant circle on the damp road before crossing the hard shoulder and disappearing down an earth bank.

It came to rest against the trunk of an elm tree. When the driver recovered from his shock, he found the Ministerial box battered and torn on the front seat beside him. And so was the Minister.

CHAPTER TWO

I hate outbreaks of unnecessary violence. They strip the violence that is essential of its pleasures.

‘Francis Urquhart, peacemaker?’

Brynford-Jones made no attempt to hide the incredulity in his voice and he stared closely at Makepeace to gauge the reaction.

‘We live in an exciting new world, Bryan. Anything is possible.’

‘Agreed. But Francis Urquhart?’

They had stood in line with the other guests on the stairs of Downing Street, waiting to be greeted formally by the Urquharts before being introduced to the Presidents of the divided Cypriot communities. The previous day, on the neutral territory of the ballroom of Lancaster House and under the public eye of the British Prime Minister, Turk and Greek had agreed the principles of peace and undertaken to settle all outstanding details within three months. The Confederated Republics of Cyprus were about to be born, conflict eschewed, the Right Honourable Francis Urquhart, MP, Acting Midwife, Peacemaker.

Now came celebration. The powers that be within the land had been gathered together in the first-floor reception rooms of Downing Street, in order that they might offer thanks to peace and to Francis Urquhart. It was a levelling, for some almost humbling, experience. No matter how wealthy or well-known, they had been treated alike. No cars, no eminence, no exceptions. Stopped at the wrought-iron gates barring entrance to Downing Street from Whitehall. Scrutinized by police before being allowed to walk with their wives the full length of the street to the guarded front door. Being made to wait while their coats were exchanged for a wrinkled paper cloakroom ticket. Five minutes spent in line, shuffling piously up the stairs, step by single step, past the portraits of former leaders, the Walpoles, Pitts, Palmerstons, Disraelis, Churchills, and the one and only Margaret Thatcher. ‘To those we have crucified,’ Brynford-Jones had muttered. Then the formal introduction by some red-coated alien from another galaxy who seemed to recognize no one and had great trouble with pronunciation. ‘Mr Bimford-Jones’ had not been impressed, but then he rarely was.

‘It must have been like this at the Court of Versailles,’ he offered. ‘Just before the tumbrels arrived.’

‘Bryan, your cynicism runs away with you. Great changes require a little ruthlessness. Credit where it is due,’ Makepeace protested.

‘And are you ruthless, Tom? Ruthless enough to snatch old Francis’ crown? Because he’s not going to hand it over for Christmas. You’re going to have to snatch it, like he did. Like they all had to. Do you really have what it takes?’

‘You need luck, too, in politics,’ Makepeace responded, trying to deflect the question but showing no anxiety to finish with either the conversation or the editor.

‘Men should be masters of their own fates.’

‘You know I’d love the job but the question doesn’t arise. Yet.’

‘It never arises when you expect it. You want to achieve great things, you grab Fortune by the balls and hang on for the ride.’

‘Bryan, at times I think you’re trying to tempt me.’

‘No, not me. I simply present ambition to a man and see if ambition tempts him. I’m strictly a voyeur, the prerogative of the press. The dirty work I leave up to you guys – and girls!’ he exclaimed, reaching out to grab the elbow of another guest as she edged through the throng.

Claire Carlsen turned and smiled, her face lighting up in recognition. She was also an MP, at thirty-eight a dozen years younger than Makepeace and the editor.

‘And what have you done to earn your place amidst this glittering herd?’ Brynford-Jones enquired. ‘I thought nobody below the rank of Earl or Archbishop was allowed at this trough. Certainly not a humble backbencher.’

‘It’s called tokenism, Bryan. Apparently professional middle-aged moralizers like you like to have a bit of skirt around to remind them of lost youth. You know, slobber a bit and go away happy. That’s the plan.’ The smile was warm but the autumn-blue eyes searching. She was tall, almost eye-to-eye with the rotund editor who enjoyed the glint of evening sunlight shining through her blonde hair.

Brynford-Jones laughed loudly. ‘You’re too late for confession. I’ve already owned up to being a voyeur and in your case I’ll happily plead guilty. If ever that husband of yours throws you out, you’d be more than welcome to come and stir my evening cocoa.’

‘If ever I throw that husband of mine out,’ she corrected, ‘I’d hope to be stirring more than cocoa in the evenings. Anyway, what have you two been plotting? Stripper-grams to the Synod, or something frivolous?’

‘I was enquiring whether our friend here has what it takes to succeed in politics, the necessary qualities of energy and ambition to become the next Prime Minister. Would you lay money on him, Claire?’

She arched an eyebrow – she possessed a highly expressive face and, when relaxed, an aura of refreshing mischief. In response to Brynford-Jones’ invitation, she examined Makepeace as though for the first time, the end of her nose puckered in scepticism, seeming to reach some conclusion before deliberately throwing their attention in an entirely different direction.

‘If energy and ambition were all, then our next leader is surely standing over there by the window.’

‘Not our Geoff? I’d rather emigrate,’ the editor chuckled, irreverent though not entirely incredulous.

They turned to follow her gaze. In the bay of a grand Georgian window overlooking the garden, the Transport Secretary had pinned the Governor of the Bank of England against the elegant drape.

‘Liquid engineering,’ Claire continued. ‘He handles it so smoothly the Governor won’t even realize when he’s been set aside for the next name on the list.’

‘Our Geoff’s got a list?’ the editor enquired.

‘Surely. Typed on a card in his breast pocket. He has an hour here, so he asks for a copy of the invitation list beforehand, sees how many people he wants to impress or to harangue, then splits his time. Six minutes each. Digital precision.’

In silence they watched as Booza-Pitt, without pause for breath or apparent reference to his watch, took the Governor’s hand and bade farewell. Then he was moving across the room, shaking hands and offering salutations as he passed, but not stopping.

‘Chances are he’ll end the programme with somebody’s bored wife,’ Claire continued. ‘It’s a regular routine, particularly since he separated from his own wife.’

‘His second wife,’ Makepeace corrected.

‘Fascinating. The man goes up in my estimation,’ Brynford-Jones admitted. ‘Which, I’m forced to admit, still doesn’t take him very far. But how do you come by all this delicious and wicked information?’

She pursed her lips. ‘You know how we girls like to gossip. And you don’t think he types his own list, do you?’

The editor knew she was mocking more than Booza-Pitt. He noticed how steady the blue eyes remained throughout her conversation, examining, judging. She didn’t miss much. He suspected she used men much more than was used by them. Her clothes were expensively discreet from some of Knightsbridge’s most fashionable couturiers, her sexuality unobtrusive but apparent and all her own, his desire for her growing by the minute. But he suspected she was not a woman to cross, or to fall for one of his customary ‘would you like to discuss your profile over supper’ ploys. It would be a mistake to miss the woman within by merely tracing over the superficial packaging.

‘I believe I should talk to you more often, Claire,’ he offered.

‘I believe you should.’

‘Aren’t you the Booza’s parliamentary twin?’ he continued. ‘I seem to remember reading somewhere. You both came into the House together, what – seven years ago? Same age. Both wealthy, darlings of the party conference. Both tipped to go far.’

‘If only I had his talent.’

‘Foreign Secretary, d’you think, in a Makepeace Cabinet?’ He turned back to his original target.

Makepeace paused, as though to emphasize his words with elaborate consideration. ‘Not in a million dawns,’ he replied softly. ‘The man wouldn’t recognize a political principle or an original idea if it were served up en croûte with oysters.’

‘Ah, at last! A breach in your famous collective Ministerial loyalty, Tom. There’s hope for you yet,’ the editor said, beaming, delighted to have discovered a point of such obvious antipathy. He turned to Claire. ‘I feel an editorial coming on. Although to tell you the truth, my dear, I’m a little worried by all his talk about principles and original ideas. It’s not good for an ambitious man. We’re going to have to work on him.’

She laughed, a genuine expression full of white teeth and pleasure. ‘You know, Bryan, I think we are.’

CHAPTER THREE

Great men are usually bad men. I intend to be a very great man.

Civilian Area, Dhekelia Army Base, British Sovereign Territory, Cyprus

‘Greetings, my Greek friend. Welcome to a humble carpenter’s workshop. What part of Allah’s bounty may His servant share with you?’

‘Sheep. Seven of them. A week on Friday. And not all fat and sinews like your wife.’

‘Seven?’ the Turk mused. ‘One for every night of your week, Glafko. For you, I shall endeavour to find the most beautiful sheep in the whole of Turkish Cyprus.’

‘It’s Easter, you son of Saladin,’ Glafkos the Plumber spat. ‘And my daughter’s getting married. A big feast.’

‘A thousand blessings on the daughter of Glafkos.’

The Greek, an undersized man with a hunched shoulder and the expression of a cooked vine leaf, remained unimpressed. ‘Chew on your thousand blessings, Uluç. Why was I five shirts short on last week’s delivery?’

The Turk, a carpenter, put aside the plane with which he was repairing a broken door and brushed his hands on the apron spread across his prominent stomach. The sports shirts, complete with skilfully counterfeited Lacoste and Adidas logos, were manufactured within the Turkish sector by his mother’s second cousin, who was obviously ‘taking the chisel’ to them both. But the Greek made a huge mark-up on the smuggled fakes which were sold through one of the many sportswear outlets in the village of Pyla, in a shop owned by his nephew. He could afford a minor slicing. Anyway, he didn’t want a damned Greek to know he was being cheated by one of his own family.

‘Shrinkage,’ he exclaimed finally, after considerable deliberation.

‘You mean you’ve been pulling the sheet over to your side again.’

‘But my dear Greek friend, according to our leaders we are soon to be brothers. One family.’ His huge hand closed around the plane and nonchalantly he began scraping at the door again. ‘Why, perhaps your daughter might yet lie with a Turk.’

‘I’ll fix the leaking sewers of hell first. With my bare hands.’

The Turk laughed, displaying black teeth and gruff humour. Their battle was incessant, conducted on the British base where they both worked and at various illicit crossing points along the militarized buffer zone which separated Greek and Turkish communities. They could smuggle together, survive and even prosper together, but that didn’t mean they had to like each other, no matter what those fools of politicians decreed.

‘Here, Greek. A present for your wife.’ He reached into a drawer and removed a small bottle marked Chanel. ‘May it fill your nights with happiness.’

Glafkos removed the top and sniffed the contents, pouring a little into the open palm of his hand. ‘Smells like camel’s piss.’

‘From a very genuine Chanel camel. And very, very cheap,’ Uluç responded, rolling his eyes.

The Greek tried to scrape off the odour on his shirt then examined the bottle carefully. ‘I’ll take six dozen. On trial. And no shrinkage.’

The Turk nodded.

‘Or evaporation.’

Uluç entered upon another hearty chuckle, yet as quickly as it had arrived his pleasure was gone and in place a grey cloud hovered about his brow. He began stroking his moustache methodically with the tip of a heavily callused finger, three times on each side, as though attempting to smooth away an untidiness that had entered his life.

‘Wind from your wife’s cooking?’ Glafkos the Plumber ventured.

Uluç the Carpenter ignored the insult. ‘No, my friend, but a thought troubles me. If we are all told to love one another, Turk and Greek, embracing each other’s heart instead of the windpipe – what in the name of Allah are you and I going to do?’

CHAPTER FOUR

If ignorance is bliss then Parliament must be filled with happy men.

As individuals most were modest, middle class, often dull. And proud of it. Collectively, however, they shared a blood lust of animalistic intensity that found expression in waves of screamed enthusiasm which were sent crashing across the court.

‘Changed, hasn’t it?’ Sir Henry Ponsonby mused, his thin face masked by the shade of a large Panama. He didn’t need to add that in his view this could not have been for the better. As Head of the Civil Service, he took a deal of convincing that change was anything other than disruptive.

‘You mean, you remember when we English used to win?’

‘Sadly that’s ancient history of a sort that isn’t even part of the core curriculum any more.’ He sniffed. ‘No. I mean that every aspect of life seems to have become a blood sport. Politics. Journalism. Academia. Commerce. Even Wimbledon.’

Down on the court the first Englishman to have been seeded at the All England Tennis Championships for more than two decades scrambled home another point in the tie-break; a further two and he’d survive to fight a deciding set. The crowd, having sulked over the clinical humiliation of its national hero throughout the first hour and a half, had woken to discover he was back in with a chance. On the foot-scuffed lawn before them, a legend was in the making. Perhaps. Better still, the potential victim was French.

‘I may be an academic, Henry. Even an international jurist. But deep inside there’s part of me that would give everything to be out there right now.’

Sir Henry started at this unanticipated show of emotion. From unexceptional origins, Clive Watling had established a distinguished career as an academic jurist and steady hand, QC, MA, LLB and multiple honorary distinctions, red-brick reliable, a man whose authority matched his broad Yorkshire girth. Flights of physical enthusiasm were not part of the form book. Still, everyone was allowed a touch of passion, and better tennis balls than little boys.

‘Well, that’s not exactly what we had in mind for you, old chap,’ Sir Henry began again. ‘Wanted to sound you out. You know, you’ve established a formidable standing through your work on the International Court, widely respected and all that.’

Another point was redeemed for national honour and Watling couldn’t resist an involuntary clenching of his fists in response. Sir Henry’s thin red line of lips closed formation. The mixture of tension and heat on Number One Court stifled any further attempt at conversation as the tennis players squared up once more.

A blow. A flurry of arms and fevered shouts. Movement of a ball so fast that few eyes could follow while all hearts sailed with it. A cloud of English chalk dust, a cry of Gallic despair, and an eruption of noise from the stands. The set was won and from the far end of the court came the sound of hoarse voices joined together in the chorus of ‘Rule Britannia’. Sir Henry raised his eyes in distaste, failing to notice his companion’s broad grin. Sir Henry was a traditionalist, unaccustomed to expressing emotion himself and deprecating its expression by others. As he was to express to others in his club later that week, this was scarcely his scene. They were forced to wait until the inevitable Mexican wave had washed across them – good grief, was Watling actually flexing his thighs? – before being allowed to resume their thoughts.

‘Yes, I’ve been fortunate, Henry, received a lot of recognition. Mostly abroad, of course. Not so much here at home. Prophet in his own country, you know?’ And grammar-school achiever in a juridical system still dominated by Oxbridge elitists. Like Ponsonby.

‘Not at all, my dear fellow. You’re held in the very highest regard. We English are simply a little more reticent about these things.’

Sir Henry’s words were immediately contradicted by an outburst of feminine hysteria from behind as the players resumed their places for the final set. It was noticeable that the many expressions of patriotic fervour emerging from around the stands were becoming mixed with vivid Francophobia. Such naked passions made Ponsonby feel uncomfortable.

‘Let me come straight to the point, Clive. The Cypriots want to settle their domestic squabbles. Shouldn’t be beyond reach, both Greeks and Turks appear to be suffering an unaccustomed outbreak of goodwill and common sense. Maybe they’ve run out of throats to cut, or more likely been tempted by the foreign aid packages on offer. Anyway, most of the problems are being resolved, even the frontiers. They both know they’ve got to make a gesture, give something up.’

‘Are their differences of view large?’

‘Not unduly. Both sides want the barbed wire removing and most of the proposed line runs through mountains, which are of damn all value to anyone except goatherds and hermits.’

‘There’s offshore through the continental shelf.’

‘Perceptive man! That’s the potential stumbling block. Frankly, neither side has any experience of sea boundaries so they want an international tribunal to do the job for them. You know, give the settlement the stamp of legitimacy, avoid any loss of face on either side. All they need is a little bandage for national pride so they can sell the deal to their respective huddled masses. They’re already surveying the waters, and they’ve agreed an arbitration panel of five international judges with Britain taking the chair.’

‘Why Britain, for God’s sake?’

Ponsonby smiled. ‘Who knows the island better? The old colonial ruler, the country both Greeks and

Turks mistrust equally. They’ll choose two of the judges each, with Britain as the impartial fifth. And we want you to be the fifth.’

Watling took a deep breath, savouring his recognition.

‘But we want it all signed and sealed as soon as possible,’ Ponsonby continued, ‘within the next couple of months, if that could be. Before they all change their bloody minds.’

‘Ah, a problem.’

‘Yes, I know. You’re supposed to spend the summer lecturing in considerable luxury in California. But we want you here. In the service of peace and the public interest. And, old chap, His Majesty’s Government would be most appreciative.’

‘Sounds like a bribe.’

A double fault, the crowd groaned. Ponsonby leant closer.

‘You’re long overdue for recognition, Clive. There’s only one place for a man of your experience…’ He paused, tantalizing. ‘You’d make a tremendous contribution in the House of Lords.’

Ponsonby offered an impish smile; he enjoyed dispensing privilege. Watling, by contrast, was trying desperately to hide the twitch that had appeared at the corner of his mouth. As a boy, he’d dreamed of opening the batting for Yorkshire; this ran a close second.

‘Who else will be on the panel of judges?’

‘Turks have nominated a Malaysian and some Egyptian professor from Cairo…’

‘That would be Osman. A good man.’

‘Yes. Muslim Mafia.’

‘He’s a good man,’ Watling insisted.

‘Of course, they’re all good men. And so are the Greek lot. They’ve chosen Rospovitch from Serbia – nothing to do with him being Orthodox Christian, I hasten to add. The thought would never have entered a Greek mind.’

‘And the fourth?’

‘Supplied by Greece’s strongest ally in Europe, the French. Your old chum from the International Court, Rodin.’

‘Him!’ Watling couldn’t hide his disappointment. ‘I’ve crossed judgments with that man more often than I care to remember. He’s as promiscuous with his opinions as a whore on the Avenue Foch. Can’t bear the man.’ He shook his head. The thought of being cooped up with him brings me no joy.’

‘But think, Clive. The panel is split down the middle, two-two, by appointment. You’ll have the deciding vote. Doesn’t matter a damn about Rodin or any of the others, you can get on and do the job you think is right.’

‘I’m not sure, Harry. This is already beginning to sound like a political poker game. Would this be a proper job? No arm-twisting? I’ll not be part of any grubby backstage deal,’ the lawyer warned, all Northern stubbornness, drawing in his chins. ‘If I were to handle this case it would have to be decided on its merits.’

‘That’s why you’ve got to do it, precisely because you’re so irritatingly impartial. Let me be frank. We want you for your reputation. With you involved, everything will be seen to be fair. Smother them in Hague Conventions and peaceful precedent. Frankly, from the political point of view it doesn’t matter a dehydrated fig what you decide, in practice it will be little more than a line drawn across the rocks. A half-mile here or there on which you couldn’t grow a bag of beans. But what it will do is enable the Cypriot politicians to sew up a deal they badly need. So come down on whatever side you like, Clive, there’ll be no pressure from us. All we want is a settlement.’

They paused. The crowd was rising to the boil once more as the decisive set began to take shape. Watling still hesitated, it was time for the final nudge.

‘And I suspect it would be appropriate to speed things along at our end, too. No need to wait in long line, I think we could ensure your name appeared in the very next Honours List, at New Year’s. Wouldn’t want any uncertainty clouding your deliberations.’ Ponsonby was laughing. ‘Sorry about the hurry. And about California. But there’s pressure on. The Cypriots have been at war with each other for a quarter of a century; it’s time to draw the curtain on their little tragedy.’

‘You’re assuming I’ll say yes? In the interests of a peerage?’

‘Dear fellow, in the interests of British fair play.’

Further exchanges were rendered impossible, buried beneath the weight of noise. The French player had lunged, tripped, become entangled in the net as in desperation he tried to save a vital rally. Break point. The crowd, as one and on its feet, bellowed its delight.

The captain of the seismic vessel Happy Valley flicked the butt of his cigarette high above his head, watching it intently as it hung in the heavy air before dipping and falling reluctantly out of sight beyond the trawler’s hull. His lungs were burning; he tried to strangle a cough, failed, shivered violently, spat. He’d promised his wife to give up the bloody things and had tried but, out here, day after day spent under callous skies, criss-crossing the featureless seas of the eastern Mediterranean, he found himself praying for storms, for mutiny, for any form of distraction. But there was none. He’d probably die of boredom long before the weed did for him.

He ached in his bones for the old days, running tank spares into Chile or stolen auto parts into Nigeria, his manifests a patchwork of confusion as he confronted the forces of authority, slipping between their legs with a cargo of contraband as a child evades a decrepit grandparent. Yet now his work was entirely legitimate; he thought the dullness of it all would crush his balls.

So those Byzantine bastards in Cyprus had agreed to exorcize their ghosts and reach a compromise. Peace to all men, whether Greek or Turk and no matter whose daughters they’d raped or goats they’d stolen. Or was it the other way around? Hell, he was French-Canadian and loathed the lot, but they wanted their offshore waters surveying so they could agree an amicable split. And the sanctions-busting business wasn’t what it used to be, not with peace breaking out everywhere. Seismic was at least a job. Until the next war.

From the sea behind him came the explosive thud of compressed air. Once, he remembered, it had been bullets and mines. He’d never thought he’d die of boredom. He squinted into the setting sun at the lines of floats and hydrophones that trailed for three thousand meters beyond the Happy Valley, crisscrossing the seas on a precise grid pattern controlled by satellite while bouncing shock waves off the muds and shales below the sea bed and down the throats of the computers. The damned computers had the only air conditioning on the vessel while the men fried eggs in their underwear. But, as his bosses at Seismic International never ceased to remind him, this was a thirty-thousand-dollar-a-day operation, the captain and his crew were the cheapest part of it and by far the easiest to replace.

He spat at a seagull that had perched on the rail beside him. The bird rose languidly into the skies behind the vessel, examined the creamy wake for fish and, finding none, gave a cry of contempt before departing in search of a proper trawler. Christ, even the bloody birds couldn’t stick the ship. And what was the point? Everyone knew there was nothing but a lot of scrap iron and shards of old pottery down there; not even any fish to talk of, not after they’d blown the once thriving marine world apart with old grenades and other forms of indiscriminate fishing.

He couldn’t stick this outburst of peace. He wanted another war. And another cigarette. He coughed and began searching his pockets.

CHAPTER FIVE

A nation’s pride was never defended successfully by good men. Good men find it impossible to reach the depths required.

He was standing in his dress shirt, bow tie cast aside, staring out through the shard-proof curtains of the bedroom window across St James’s Park, when she came in. The room was in darkness, his face cast like a wax mask in the reflection from the lighting beneath the trees in the park. Francis Urquhart, shoulders down, hands thrust deep into his dress trouser pockets, looked miserable.

‘They turned old Freddie off,’ he whispered.

‘Darling?’

‘Old Freddie Warburton. The car crash? On life-support? They decided there was no point, Mortima. So they turned him off.’

‘But I thought you said he was useless.’

Urquhart spun round to face his wife. ‘Of course he was useless. Utterly and comprehensively useless. I’m surprised they could even tell when his brain had stopped functioning. But that’s not the point, is it?’

‘Then what is the point, Francis?’

‘The point, Mortima, is that he was the only surviving member of my original Cabinet from all those years ago. They’ll say it’s the end of an era. My era. Don’t you see?’

Mortima had begun taking off her jewellery, methodically preparing herself for bed in the semilight while she considered her husband’s fragile mood. ‘Don’t you think you’re over-reacting a little?’ she ventured.

‘Of course I am,’ he replied. ‘But they’ll over react, too, the wretched media always do. You know how the poison has begun to drip. Should’ve retired on his tenth anniversary. An ageing administration in need of new ideas and new blood. An age which is passing. Now with bloody Freddie away they’ll say it’s passed. Gone.’ He sat down on the edge of his bed. ‘It makes me feel so…alone, somehow. Except for you.’

She knelt on his bed and began to work away at the tension in his shoulders. ‘Francis, you are the most successful Prime Minister this country has ever had. You’ve won as many elections as anyone, in three months’ time you will have passed Margaret Thatcher’s record of time in office. Your place in the history books is assured.’

He turned. She could see the jaw muscles working away, making his temples throb.

‘That’s it, Mortima. I feel as if I’m already history. All yesterday, no longer today. No tomorrow.’

It was back, his black mood, when he raged at the pointlessness of his life and the ingratitude and incompetence of the world around him. The moods never lasted long, but undeniably they were lasting longer. The challenge had lost its freshness, he needed dragons to slay but instead they seemed to have crawled away and hidden between the subclauses of interminable policy documents and Euro-regulations. The cloak of office hung heavily on his shoulders, ceremonial robes where once there had been armour. He had towered like a giant above the parliamentary scene, quite beyond the reach of his foes, but something had changed, perhaps in him and certainly in others. They speculated openly about how long he would last before he stepped down, about who would be the most likely successor. His reputation for slicing through the legs of young pretenders was formidable, but now they seemed to have formed a circle around his campfire, skulking in the shadows, staying just beyond his reach, finding safety in growing numbers while they waited for their moment to step into the light. A few weeks ago he had appeared in the Chamber at Question Time, ready as always to defend himself against their arrows, carrying with pride the shield that bore the dents and scars of so many successful parliamentary battles. Then a young Opposition backbencher whom Urquhart scarcely recognized had risen to his feet.

‘Does the Prime Minister know the latest unemployment figure for this country?’

And sat down.

Impudence! Not ‘Will he comment on…?’ or ‘How can he excuse…?’, but ‘Does he know…?’ Of course Urquhart knew, two million or other, but he realized he needed not an approximation but the precise figure and had searched in his briefing notes. He shouldn’t have needed to search; he should have known. But the damned figure changed every month! And as he had searched, his glasses slipped, and the Opposition benches had erupted as he scrabbled. ‘He doesn’t know, doesn’t care!’ they shouted. He had found the answer but by then it was too late.

A direct hit.

It was unlike Francis Urquhart. He had bled, shown he was mortal. And the black moods had increased.

‘I sometimes wonder what it’s all been for, Mortima. What you and I have to look forward to. One day we’ll walk out through that door for the last time and…then what? Horlicks and bloody Bognor?’ He shivered as her fingers reached the knot at the back of his neck.

‘You’re being silly,’ she scolded. ‘That’s a long way off and, anyway, we’ve discussed it many times before. There’s the Urquhart Library to establish. And the Urquhart Chair of International Studies at Oxford. There’s so much we will still have to do. And I met a publisher at the reception this evening. He was enthusing about your memoirs. Said the Thatcher books went for something like three million pounds and yours will be worth far more. Not a bad way to start raising the endowment money we need for the Library.’

His chin had fallen onto his chest once more. She realized the talk of memoirs had been misjudged.

‘I’m not sure. Not memoirs, I don’t think I can, Mortima.’

‘We shall need the money, Francis. As much as we shall need each other.’

He turned sharply to look at her, staring intensely. In the dark she couldn’t detect whether the cast in his eye betrayed mirth or yet deeper melancholy.

‘No memoirs,’ he repeated. ‘Setting down the old falsehoods and inventing new ones. I couldn’t write about my colleagues in that way, speaking such ill of the departed. God knows, I uttered lies enough to bury them, I couldn’t pursue them beyond the grave. Not at all. Not for a King’s ransom.’ He paused. ‘Could I, Mortima?’

Hakim was angry. His coffee was cold, his moustache growing white, his talents under-appreciated, his bank unsympathetic, and everyone knew him simply as Hakim. Not Air Hakim, not Yaman Hakim, not Old Friend and Colleague Hakim. There was a small sign on his office door to that effect, they would carve it on his coffin: HAKIM THE FORGOTTEN. Then they would forget him, the wife, the kids, the bosses, his bank manager. All of them. Especially his bank manager. He sipped the lukewarm mud in his coffee cup and pursed his lips in disgust. A lifetime’s conscientious work and yet all he would have to take with him when the time came to go were his unfulfilled dreams.

He paused to consider. What would he most like to take with him into the afterlife? Young girls? Gold? An air-conditioned Mercedes? The vineyard he had always coveted? Probably young girls, he decided. No, on second thoughts he would take his bank manager. Then they could both burn.

He smiled to himself, then coughed painfully. The damned pollution was getting to his chest again. It was one of the many problems of building a capital city in the armpit of Anatolia where they burnt filthy brown coal and choked the streets with petrol fumes. And they were slowly, remorselessly congesting his lungs. A lifetime’s service in order that he could choke to death. And be forgotten.

If he just locked the door from the inside and rotted, would anybody notice? His was a miserable office, even by the unexceptional standards of TNOC, the Turkish National Oil Corporation – shelves crammed with old manuals and reports, walls plastered with charts covered in bizarre patterns, a desk dusted with coffee stains and cigarette ash, the dusty accompaniments of his work as a geophysicist. For all he knew, the office’s previous occupant might still be hiding within the bowels of the small document cupboard in the corner – even though this had been Hakim’s office for fourteen years.

He turned back to the computer screen and reexamined the seismic cross-sections that had started coming in from the survey. There seemed to be little of interest, everyone knew there was nothing in the seas around Cyprus – TNOC wouldn’t have bothered buying in the seismic had Cypriot waters not abutted Turkey’s own. All other parts of the Eastern Mediterranean seemed to have oil; not only the Turks but the Libyans, Syrians, Egyptians, even the damned Greeks – everyone except little Cyprus, who perhaps needed it more than most. Dry as dust. God’s mystery. A desert amidst a sea of black gold. Such is the oil business.

He looked again. They all laughed at him, old Hakim the Forgotten, but he had the patience for the tedious work of analysis, not like these youngsters whose only interest was in football and fu— he stopped. He experienced a strange tingling in his fingers as they hovered over the keyboard, a sensation that he had been here before, or somewhere much like it. A long time ago. Where could it have been? He polished his glasses, giving himself time to remember. These were sedimentary rocks, that was for sure, but sedimentarles bearing oil were like Greeks bearing gifts. Rarely genuine. What type might they be?

Then he understood. He had not only seen it on geological logs, he’d even stuck his hand in the bloody mud. Thirty years ago, as a student at the Petroleum Institute, when they had visited an exploratory well being drilled near the sea border with Cyprus. It had pulled up all the right geological formations, the sandwich of spongy sandstones that in theory might have held a billion barrels of oil but had yielded not a single drop. Now he thought he knew why. One of the seismic lines from the recent survey had been shot up to the site of the dry well and went straight through what was obviously a fault plane, a slippage in the earth’s crust that played hell with the geology.

He started coughing again, nerves this time. Somewhere he reckoned he still had a copy of his Petroleum Institute report and its detailed findings from the old well. The document cupboard. The thin metal door squealed in protest as with shaking fingers he began ransacking the contents – no skeleton guarding the pirate’s doubloons but ancient treasure nonetheless. It was in his hands, a slim ring-bound document that trembled like leaves in an autumn wind as he turned the pages.

It was all there. The right structures. Traces in the drill cuttings of residual oil. But no accumulation, the raw wealth drained by some unknown action.

And the screen yelled at him. ‘Fault!’

Without the seismic revealing the fault plane there had been no way thirty years ago to understand why such suitable sandstones had been bone dry. And without detailed knowledge of the sandstones revealed by the well, there was no way to understand from the seismic alone what the structures might portend.

But Hakim the Geophysicist knew, and he was the only soul in the world in a position to know.

The fault plane had fouled up everything. Trashing all the logic. Tilting the geological structures. Draining the sandstones dry.

And Hakim thought he knew where a billion barrels of oil had gone.

CHAPTER SIX

I regard being called a hypocrite as something of a compliment. It means I can see both sides of the question.

‘I hate memorial services. The cant. The falseness. The empty phrases and hollow praise. I hate memorial services.’

Urquhart was in one of those humours again. He had stamped impatiently as he had waited at the east door of St Margaret’s Church to be escorted by the rector, and his face had been set in stone while walking to his appointed pew, past the acquiescent, nodding faces with their spaniel smiles and synthetic sympathies worn above black ties and scarves. They had thought his countenance denoted sadness, distress at the loss of such a good friend and colleague as Freddie, Baron Warburton, and indeed his emotions were fractured, but not in pity for others.

The turbid mood had begun the previous night when he had opened his red box to discover that his press officer, thinking it might be appropriate, had enclosed a few of old Freddie’s obituaries. The bloody fool. Reading that Warburton’s passing marked ‘the end of an era’ and that he had been ‘the last of F.U.’s dirty dozen’ had done little to enhance the Prime Minister’s enthusiasm about either the press or his press officer.

‘Can’t stand it, Mortima. They hound a man into the grave then, soon as he’s dead and gone, reach for their sopping tissues and try to prove what a great man he was, how his loss somehow threatens culture, the country, civilization as a whole. The only reason I kept Freddie was because he followed like a lamb. Everybody knew that. But now he’s a dead lamb they speak of him as a lion. Not a single mention anywhere that his veins had been swept quite clear of blood by alcohol. Nor of that little tangle in Shepherd Market, when two ladies of the night abandoned him without either trousers, wallet or his Downing Street pass.’

‘He was loyal, Francis.’

‘I had his balls in a vice, Mortima, of course he was loyal!’ Urquhart brought himself to a sudden halt, closing his eyes. He’d gone too far. He should be used to honouring the dead at Westminster, there had been so many over the years, but such memories only brought out the worst in him. ‘Forgive me. That was unnecessary.’

‘Forgiven.’

‘It’s just that…what will they say about me, Mortima? When I’ve gone?’

‘That you were the greatest Prime Minister of the century. That you rewrote the record books as well as the law books. And lived a long and contented retirement.’

‘I doubt that. How many great leaders have ever truly found contentment in retirement?’

She searched for a name, but none came to her.

‘I don’t want to grow old and bitter, after all this has gone. I just don’t have a vision of myself retiring, being replaced. Ever.’ He waved a hand at her. ‘Oh, I know I’m being pathetic but…retirement for me isn’t filled with long summer evenings but endless nights dancing with ghosts. The ghosts of what might have been. And of what once was.’

‘I understand.’

‘Yes, I know you do. You’re the only one who does. I owe you so very much.’

She sat beside him now, in the church of St Margaret’s at Westminster, which stood in the lee of the great Abbey, as they listened to the choristers singing a plaintive anthem. Mortima’s eyes were fixed on the young treble soloist, a boy of perhaps twelve with fair hair falling across his forehead and the tender voice of an angel that filled the church like the rays of a new sun. What a difference it might have made, he considered, if they had been able to have children; it could have touched their lives with a sense of immortality and brought music to their souls. Yet it was not to be. She had bound the wound until it scarred and toughened, never complaining, though he knew the hurt at times cleaved her in two; instead she had invested all her emotional energy in him and his career. Their career, in truth, for without her he could not have succeeded or sustained. For Mortima it had been a barren crown, a sacrifice in many manners far deeper than death, and all for him. He owed her everything.

The choir had finished and she looked round at him, a fleeting softness in her eye that he knew brimmed with regret. How much easier retirement would be to contemplate, had they had children. Instead all they would leave behind them were a Library and the fickle judgement of history. Apres moi, rien. Once he had thought that would be enough but, as the years passed and mortality knocked, he was no longer sure.

‘Rejoice in the Lord alway: and again I say, Rejoice. Let your moderation be known unto all men…’

Clerical hyperbole and half-truth, a momentary suspension of political life in the pews behind him while piously they honoured death and, like birds of prey, plotted more.

‘Finally, brethren, whatsoever things are true, whatsoever things are honest, whatsoever things are just, whatsoever things are pure…

Men sang such tunes in sleepy ritual then woke to ignore them so blithely. Yet, on the day of reckoning, what would be his own case? He suffered a pang of momentary doubt as ghosts crowded into the shadows of his mind, but then he was clear, as he had always been. That what he had done was not for himself, but for others, for his country. That the affairs of men require sacrifices to be made, and that the sacrifices which he had made had always been motivated by public and national interest. Sacrifice of others, to be sure, sometimes in blood, but had not he and Mortima made sacrifices of their own, two lives devoted to one cause in the service of others?

‘…that all things may be so ordered and settled by their endeavours, upon the best and surest foundations, that peace and happiness, truth and justice, religion and piety, may be established among us for all generations.’

Crap. Life was like setting sail in a sieve upon a wild and disorderly sea. Most people got sick, many drowned.

‘In silence, let us remember Frederick Archibald St John Warburton.’

Best damned way to remember the man. In complete bloody silence. But it was not the way Urquhart intended to go.

‘Thy will be done on earth…’

And there he drew the line. No, that was not good enough, never had been good enough for Urquhart. Some men used morality as a crutch, an excuse – always the men who failed and achieved nothing. Morality was not the way through the swamp but the swamp itself, waiting to ensnare you, bind your limbs, drag you under. Great empires had not been built or sustained on such poor footings, or the British people protected from the plottings of envious foreigners by prayer. In the end, those who honoured weakness were weak themselves. A great man was judged by how high he climbed, not by how long he could remain on his knees.

When the time came, he would not go in silence, he would depart with so much clamour that it would echo through the ages. Francis Urquhart would be master of his own fate.

‘Amen.’

Geoffrey Booza-Pitt revealed an unusual degree of self-consciousness as he faced his Prime Minister across the desk of the Downing Street study, hands clasped together, knuckles showing white and a smile seeming painted and fixed. It was not unusual for him to seek a private audience and, within limits, Urquhart encouraged it; Geoffrey was a notorious gossip and adept at stealing others’ ideas, which he could either claim as his own or abandon with ridicule depending on the reception given to them by his master. He was without personal doubt or hesitation the finest ankle-tapper in the Cabinet, displaying fastidious team loyalty in public while dextrous at sending his colleagues sprawling in front of goal, usually clipping them from the blind side and always with an expression of pained innocence. A useful source of information and amusement for Urquhart, who relished the sport.

Urquhart had assumed that Booza-Pitt would be laying the ground for a change of responsibility at the next reshuffle. Geoffrey was a young man constantly on the move; ever since he had kicked open the door of the pen with a series of brilliant pyrotechnic displays at party conference he had proved impossible to pin down to any job or, for those who had memories for such things, to any guiding political principle. But in that he was not unique, and his effervescent energy, which is the hallmark of some slightly undersized men, more than made up for any lack of depth in the eyes of most observers. Geoffrey was going places – he left no listener in any doubt of the fact and such enthusiasm to many is infectious. And it was no secret around Westminster that Geoffrey would welcome a new job. As Transport Secretary for the last two years, he had long since grown exasperated with the futility of trying to siphon twentieth-century cars through London’s nineteenth-century road system and desperately wanted to escape the gridlock for some new challenge – any new challenge, so long as it came in the form of perceptible promotion. Move on before you grow roots and others grow bored was the Booza-Pitt rule, a creed he followed as much in love as in politics. He’d already scraped through two marriages; his ribald and envious colleagues referred to his Westminster house as the In & Out Club. Geoffrey’s response had been to make a dubious virtue of necessity and to eschew further matrimonial entanglement, instead choosing his companions on an à la carte basis from the lengthy menu provided by the women of Westminster. Being single, it merely enhanced the dynamic impression.

Yet in the subdued lighting of Urquhart’s study, the Transport Secretary belied his image. The neatly trimmed sandy hair had tumbled across his forehead, the eyes cast down, the broad and slightly crooked chin which normally afforded an aura of rugged athleticism tonight looked simply askew. A schoolboy come to confess.

‘Geoffrey, dear boy. What news do you bring from the battle front? Are we winning?’ He laid aside the gold-ribbed fountain pen with which he had been signing letters, forcing Booza-Pitt to wait, and suffer.

‘Polls seem to be…not too bad too bad.’

‘Could be better.’

‘Will be.’

Urquhart studied the other man. The eyes were rimmed in red, he thought he could detect the bite of whisky on his breath. Trouble.

‘Come to the point, Geoffrey.’

There was no resistance; his composure drained and the shoulders drooped. ‘I’ve got…a little local difficulty, FU.’

‘Women.’

‘Is it that obvious?’

The Minister was known to be a man of modest intellect and immoderate copulation; Urquhart had assumed it was only a matter of time before he stubbed his toe in public. ‘In this business, it’s always either women or money – at least in our party.’ He leaned forward in a gesture of paternal familiarity, encouraging confession. ‘She wasn’t dead, was she? Almost anything can be smoothed over, except for live animals and dead women.’

‘No, of course not! But it’s…more complicated than that.’

More than a stubbed toe – a broken leg, perhaps? Amputation might be called for. ‘Well, so far we have one – one? – live woman. Tell me more.’

‘The chairman of my local party is going to divorce his wife on the grounds of adultery, citing me.’

‘It is true, I assume.’

Booza-Pitt nodded, his hands still clasped between his knees as though defending his manhood from the enraged husband.

‘Embarrassing. Might make it difficult to get yourself reselected for the next election with him in the chair.’

Booza-Pitt sighed deeply and rapidly several times, expelling the air forcefully as though attempting to extirpate demons within.

‘He says he’s not going to be there. He’s very bitter. Plans to resign from the party and go to the newspapers with the story.’

‘A tangled web indeed.’

‘And make all sorts of ridiculous allegations.’ This was almost blurted. Control of his breathing had gone.

‘That you seduced her…’

‘And that I got her to invest money in property on my behalf.’

‘So?’

‘Property that was blighted by proposed road-building schemes.’

‘Let me guess. Schemes which were about to be cancelled. Scrapped. So lifting the blight and greatly increasing the value of the property. Inside information known only to a handful of people. Including the Secretary of State for Transport. You.’

The lack of response confirmed Urquhart’s suspicions.

‘Christ, Geoffrey, you realize that would be a matter for not only resignation, but also criminal prosecution.’

He wriggled like a worm on a hook. Piranha bait. Urquhart left him dangling as he considered. To convict or to assist, punish or protect? He had just buried one Cabinet member, to bury a second in such rapid succession could look more than unfortunate. He swivelled his pen on the blotter in front of him, like a compass seeking direction.

‘You can assure me that these accusations are false?’

‘Lies, all lies! You have my word.’

‘But I assume there are land registry deeds and titles with dates that to the cynical eye will appear to be more than coincidence. How did she know?’

‘Pillow talk, perhaps, no more than that. I…I may have left my Ministerial box open in her bedroom on one occasion.’

Urquhart marvelled at the younger man’s inventiveness. ‘You know as well as I do, Geoffrey, that if this comes out they won’t believe you. They’ll hound you right up the steps of the Old Bailey.’

The fountain pen was now pointed directly at Booza-Pitt, like an officer’s sword at a court martial, in condemnation. Urquhart produced a sheet of writing paper which he laid alongside it. ‘I want you to write me a letter, Geoffrey, which I shall dictate.’

Awkwardly, with the movements of a man freezing in the Arctic desert, Booza-Pitt began to write:

‘“Dear Prime Minister,”’ Urquhart began. ‘“I am sorry to have to inform you that I have been having an affair with a married woman, the wife of the chairman of my local association…”’

Geoffrey raised pleading eyes, but Urquhart nodded him on.

‘“Moreover, she has accused me of using confidential information available to me as a Government Minister to trade in blighted property and enrich myself, in breach not only of Ministerial ethics but also of the criminal law. New paragraph, Geoffrey. “While I have given you my word of honour that these accusations are utterly without foundation, in light of these allegations…”’

Booza-Pitt paused to raise a quizzical brow.

‘“I have no alternative other than to tender my resignation.”’

The death warrant. A sob of misery bounced across the desk.

‘Sign it, Geoffrey.’ The pen had become an instrument of punishment. ‘But don’t date it.’

A dawning of hope, a stay of execution. Booza-Pitt did as he was told, managed a smile. Urquhart retrieved the paper, examined it thoroughly, and slid it into the drawer of his desk. Then his voice sank to a whisper, like a vault expelling the last of its air.

‘You contemptible idiot! How dare you endanger my Government with your sordid little vices? You’re not fit to participate in a Francis Urquhart Cabinet.’

‘I’m so dreadfully sorry. And appreciative…’

‘I created you. Made a space for you at the trough.’

‘Always grateful…’

‘Never forget.’

‘Never shall. But…but, Francis. What are we going to do about my chairman?’

‘I may, just possibly, be able to save your life. What’s his name?’

‘Richard Tennent.’

‘Have I ever met him?’

‘Last year, when you came to my constituency. He chewed your ear about grants for tourism.’

Slowly, without taking his eyes off Booza-Pitt, Urquhart reached for his phone. ‘Get me a Mr Richard Tennent. New Spalden area.’

And they waited in silence. It took less than two minutes for the operator to make the connection.

‘Mr Tennent? This is Francis Urquhart at Downing

Street. Do you remember we met last year, had that delightful discussion about tourism? Yes, you put the case very well. Look, I wanted to have an entirely confidential word with you, if you’re agreeable. Bit unorthodox, but I have a problem. Did you know that you’ve been put up for an honour, for your political and public service?’

Evidently not.

‘No, you shouldn’t have known, these things are supposed to be confidential. That’s why I wanted an entirely private word. You see, I’ve just been going through the list and, to be frank, after what you’ve done for the party I thought you deserved something a little better. A knighthood, in fact. Trouble is, there’s a strict quota and a bit of a waiting list. I very much want you to have the “K”, Mr Tennent, but it would mean your waiting perhaps another eighteen months. You can have the lesser gong straight away, though, if you like.’

The voice dripped goodwill while his eyes lashed coldly across Booza-Pitt, who showed little sign of being able to breathe.

‘You’d prefer to wait. I entirely understand. But you realize that this must remain utterly confidential until then. Won’t stop you and Lady Tennent attending a Downing Street reception in the meantime, though? Good.’

A tight smile of triumph.

‘One last thing. These things get pushed through a Scrutiny Committee, look at each individual case to make sure there are no skeletons in the closet, nothing that might prove a public embarrassment, cause the honour to be handed back or any such nonsense. Forgive my asking, but since your name will be carrying my personal recommendation, there’s nothing on the horizon that might…?’

A pause.

‘Delighted to hear that. I must just repeat that if anything were to leak out about your upcoming award…But then the party has always known it can rely on you. Sir Richard, I am most grateful.’

He chuckled as he threw the phone back into its cradle. ‘There you are! The old Round Table gambit always works; give ’em a knighthood and a sense of purpose and they always come aboard. With luck that’ll keep his mouth shut for at least another eighteen months and possibly for good.’

Geoffrey had just begun to imitate the Prime Minister’s bonhomie when Urquhart turned on him with unmistakable malevolence. ‘Now get out. And don’t ever expect me to do that again.’

Geoffrey rose, a tremble still evident in his knees. ‘Why did you, Francis, this time?’

The light from the desk lamp threw harsh shadows across Urquhart’s face, bleaching from it any trace of vitality. One eye seemed almost to have been plucked out, leaving a hollowed socket that led straight to a darkness within.

‘Because Francis Urquhart and only Francis Urquhart is going to decide when Ministers come and go from his Cabinet, not some shrivelling cuckold from New Spalden.’

‘I understand.’ He had been hoping for some acknowledgement of his own irreplaceable worth.

‘And because now I own you. Today, tomorrow, and for as long as I wish. You will jump whenever I flick my fingers, whether it be at the throats of our enemies or into your own grave. Without question. Total loyalty.’

‘Of course, Francis. You had that anyway.’ He turned to leave.

‘One last thing, Geoffrey.’

‘Yes?’

‘Give me back my fountain pen.’

CHAPTER SEVEN

Some people prefer to pour oil on troubled waters. I prefer to throw a match.

The sun blazed fiercely outside the window, and the coffee on the table in small cups was dark and thick; in all other respects the office with its stylishly simplistic furniture and modern art trimmings might have been found on the Skeppsbron overlooking the harbour in Stockholm. Yet most of the books along the light oak bookshelves were in Turkish, and the two men in the room were of dark complexion, as were the faces in the family photographs standing behind the desk.

‘Now, what brought you in such a hurry to Nicosia?’

‘Only a fool tarries to deliver good tidings.’

There was an air of formality between them, two Presidents, one Yakar, chief of the Turkish National Oil Company, and the other, Nures, political head of the Republic of Turkish Cyprus. It was not simply that the oil man was a homosexual of contrived manner and the politician a man of robust frame, language and humour; there was often a distance between metropolitan and islander which reflected more than their separation by fifty miles of sea. It had been a century since the Ottomans had ruled Cyprus and differences of culture and perspective had grown. Mainlanders patronized and shepherded the islanders – had they not delivered their cousins from the clutches of Greek extremists by invading and then annexing one third of the island in 1974? At one moment during those confused days, the Turkish Cypriots had found themselves on the point of a Greek bayonet, the next they had been in charge of their own state. Except the Government in Ankara kept treating it as though it were their state.

Time to get rid of them, Mehmet Nures told himself yet again. For a thousand years mainland Turks and Greeks and the imperialist British had interfered and undermined, using the island as a well at which to quench the thirst of their ambitions. They’d sucked it dry, and turned an island of old-fashioned kindnesses and a million butterflies into a political desert. Perhaps they couldn’t step through the looking glass, back to the ways of old, with bubble-domed churches standing alongside pen-nib mosques, but it was time for change. Time for Cypriots to sort out their own destiny, time for peace. The question was – whose peace?

‘I have the honour to present to you a draft of the formal report that Seismic International will publish in a few days following their recent survey of the offshore waters.’ The oil man removed a folder from a slim leather case and deposited it in front of Nures, who proceeded to rustle through its pages. The file contained many coloured maps and squiggles of seismic cross-sections with much technical language that was quite beyond him.

‘Don’t treat me like a tortoise. What the hell does all this mean?’

Yakar tugged at his silk shirt cuffs. ‘Very little. As expected, the seismic survey has revealed that beneath the waters of Cyprus there is much rock, and beneath the rock there is…much more rock. Not the stuff, I fear, of excited headlines.’

‘I sit stunned with indifference.’

Yakar was playing with him, a reserved smile loitering around his moist lips. ‘But, Mr President, I have a second report, one which neither Seismic International nor anyone else has – except for me.

And now you.’ He handed across a much slimmer file, bound in red and bearing the TNOC crest.

‘Not the Greeks, you mean?’

‘May my entrails be stretched across the Bosphorus first.’

‘And this says…?’

‘That there is a geological fault off the coast of Cyprus which has tilted the subsurface geology of the sea bed to the north and west of the island. That the structure in that area does indeed contain oil-bearing rock. And that the fault has tipped all the oil into a great big puddle about – there.’ He stretched and prodded a bejewelled finger at the map Nures was examining.

‘Shit.’

‘Precisely.’

The tip of Yakar’s manicured nail was pointing directly at what had become known as ‘Watling Water’ – the sea area contested between Greek and Turkish Cypriot negotiators and currently the subject of arbitration by the British professor’s panel.

Nures felt a current of apprehension worm through his gut. It had taken him years to balance the scales of peace, feather by feather, he didn’t know if he wanted tons of rock thrown at it right now, oil or no oil. The peace deal was important to him; by giving up so little to the Greek side he could gain so much for his people – peace, international acceptance, true independence, prosperity – and possibly a Nobel Peace Prize for himself. All in exchange for a little land and a stretch of water that was worthless. Or so he had thought.

A thick hand rasped across his dark chin. ‘How much oil?’ he asked, as if every word had cost him a tooth.

‘Perhaps a billion barrels.’

‘I see,’ he said, but clearly didn’t. ‘What does that mean?’

‘Well, the international spot price for oil is around twenty dollars a barrel at the moment. Cost of extraction about five. In round terms – approximately fifteen billion dollars.’

The oil man was whimpering on about Turkish brotherhood and TNOC getting preferential access, teasing out the deal he wished to cement. Nures closed his hooded eyes as though to shut himself away from such squalor, but in truth to contemplate temptation. He had an opportunity – had created the opportunity – to turn a tide of history that had forced poison between the lips of Cypriots and had condemned his own son to be raised in a land of fear. For his grandson it could be different.

Would the world forgive him for endangering the peace process? Would his people forgive him for missing out on fifteen billion dollars’ worth of oil? But could he forgive himself if he didn’t try to grab both?

No contest.

‘President Yakar, I think we want those rocks.’

‘President Nures, I rather think we do.’

Yaman Hakim felt conspicuous. He had put on his best suit but it was modestly cut and he looked clumsy and other-worldly amidst the style and selfassertiveness on the rue St Honoré. Still, he reminded himself, he was not here for a fashion show.

He’d first thought of making the exchange in Istanbul with its cloudburst of humanity beneath which one solitary soul might disappear, but even amongst the labyrinth of souks and smoky bazaars the authorities had their men, the informers, and there was always the danger of his bumping elbows with someone he knew. He didn’t trust his luck in such matters; he’d once gone off to Antalya on the excuse of an energy symposium in order to spend two nights with Sherif, a nubile young girl from Personnel who was into older men, only to discover that a neighbour had booked into the next room. Praises to God, the man had been engaged on a similar mission of deceit, allowing them to share the solidarity of sinners. Yet he felt the presence of prying eyes everywhere in his homeland, and this was worth so much more than a quick scramble between the sheets.

He had chosen Paris because he had once visited it as a student many years before, because there was no chance of his being recognized – and because the French understood what was required. The English were too stuffy and of constricted sphincter, while the Americans were all cowboys. If he were to survive, Hakim needed discretion, a partner who could be trusted to keep his mouth shut and not be found after two drinks and an encouraging smile bragging about it in the bar of the Hilton. In matters of corporate espionage, tax evasion and fraud the French had all the necessary finesse, they also had bank accounts untraceable by the Turkish authorities; pity about their limp coffee.

Anxiety had made him early and he sat in the sidewalk café swirling the dregs in his cup, waiting. His mind danced with thoughts – of drowsy islands set in mystical seas that shimmered as though studded with a treasury of diamonds; of bougainvillea-clad villas overlooking the sacred Bosphorus and tinkling to the sound of female laughter; of oil wells trembling in the Mediterranean breeze beneath their plumes of black gold – and of the fetid rat-filled walls of Istanbul’s notorious Yedi Giile prison, echoing with the cries of those who had come too late to repentance. It was not too late for him, not yet, he could still get out, go home, be back in the office tomorrow. Back to being Hakim the Forgotten. The man whose skill and experience had single-handedly uncovered one of the great natural treasure troves of his lifetime – without whom none of this great adventure in exploration would have been possible! But even as he had handed them his report and analysis, his chest heaving with pride, they had told him it was all in a day’s work, what TNOC paid him for, he shouldn’t expect any recognition or thanks. And he had received none.

An executive Citroën with immaculate black paintwork drew up on the roadway beside him and a window of darkened glass wound down.

‘Mr Hakim, over here. Quickly, please!’

Already the Volkswagen behind was sounding its horn impatiently. They had told him about the café, said nothing about a car. Disconcerted, untrusting, but seemingly with little option, the Turk scurried across the pavement. The rear door opened and he settled into the deep leather seat. A hand extended, cuffed in a timepiece of Swiss gold.

‘Delighted to meet you at last, Mr Hakim.’

He had insisted on meeting the top man, face to face, not being fobbed off with aides and underlings. He needed decisions, he wanted to deal with the man who made them.

‘Forgive the caution. Couldn’t be sure you didn’t have – how can I put it? – somebody else watching us at the café. A news photographer. A competitor, perhaps? I thought a little privacy might assist our discussions.’

Hakim grunted. The man reeked of authority, money; Hakim was well out of his league.

‘We were very interested in the material you sent us, Mr Hakim…’ – carefully selected pages from the report, crumbs to whet the appetite but not enough to chew on – ‘…interested enough to check you out. You’re genuine. But is your report?’

In response, Hakim took a single folded sheet of paper from his suit pocket and, with only the slightest hesitation for a final thought, passed it across. It was the report’s summary page, giving the estimates of the potential beneath the sea bed.

‘Fascinating. And I assume there is a price for this material.’

‘A heavy price,’ Hakim growled, snatching back the single sheet. ‘But a very fair price.’

‘How much?’

‘For the entire report?’ He chewed his thumb nail. ‘A million dollars.’

The other man didn’t flinch. His stare was direct, examining Hakim as if some clue to their business might be found in his leathered face; defiantly the Turk stared back.

‘This matter is very simple, Mr Hakim. Your information is of no value to anyone unless it is accurate, and of no value to my company unless we get the licence to drill.’

‘When the time comes you will buy the licence. With this report you will know how much to pay – and who to pay.’

‘That time is some way off.’

‘Sadly for you, I am not a patient man.’

‘Then let me get to the point. My proposal – which is also my final proposal – is this.’ An envelope had appeared in his hands. ‘Here is fifty thousand dollars, for sight of the report. If after studying it we believe its contents to be genuine, there will be another two hundred thousand dollars.’ He held up a hand to stay the objection beginning to bubble within the Turk. ‘And if my company succeeds in obtaining the licence and striking oil, there will be a payment to you of not one, but two million dollars. Worth that, if what you say is true.’

It was the Turk’s turn to consider, agitatedly squeezing his salt-streaked moustache as though wishing to pluck it from his lip. ‘But how can I trust you?’

‘Mr Hakim, how can I trust you? How am I to know you’re not hawking this same document around every one of my competitors? There has to be a measure of mutual trust. And look at it this way, what would be the point of my trying to cheat you of millions when there are potentially billions at stake?’

The Turk was breathing heavily, trying to encourage the supply of oxygen to his thought processes.

‘If your document is genuine, I shall be giving you a quarter of a million dollars with only your word that it’s the sole copy in circulation. A costly mistake for me if your word is false.’ The Frenchman paused. ‘But it would be a still more costly mistake for you.’

‘What?’ Hakim mocked. ‘You are threatening to break my legs?’

‘Not at all, my friend. I would simply let the Turkish authorities know of your activities. I imagine your legs would be the least of your problems.’

The Frenchman smiled, raised the envelope with its fifty thousand dollars and gently proffered it.

Hakim stared, debated, twisted and tore at himself, but the exercise was pointless. It was too late now, neither conscience nor caution could argue with fifty thousand dollars and more, much more, to come. From within his briefcase of imitation crocodile he extracted his report and handed it across.

CHAPTER EIGHT

What is the point of conquering mountains? It’s bloody cold, the food is appalling and who wants to do everything roped helplessly to some stumbling idiot?

No, not mountains. Better to conquer men.

A glorious spring dawn brimming with rose-tinged enthusiasm had advanced across London, delighting most early risers. Mortima Urquhart could not know her husband shared none of the collective spirit.

‘Good morning, Francis. The weather gods seem to be smiling in celebration. Happy birthday.’

He didn’t move from his position staring out from the bedroom window and at first offered only a soft ‘Oh, dear’ and a slight flaring of the nostrils in response. He lingered at the window, captured by something outside before shaking his head to clear whatever pest was scratching at his humour. ‘What have you got for me this year? Another Victorian bottle for the cabinet? What is it – eighteen years of bloody bottles? You know I can’t stand the things.’ But his tone was self-critical, more irony than ire.

‘Francis, you know you have no interests outside politics and I’m certainly not going to give you a bound copy of Hansard. Your little collection has at least given you something for the hacks to put in their profiles, and this particular piece is rather lovely. A delicate emerald green medicine bottle which is supposed to have belonged to the Queen herself.’ She puckered her lips, encouraging him along. ‘Anyway, I like it.’

Then, Mortima, if you like, so shall I.’

‘Don’t be such a curmudgeon. I’ve something else for you, too.’

At last he turned from the window and sat opposite her as she held forth a small package with obligatory ribbon and bow. Unwrapped, it teased from him the first sign of pleasure. ‘Burke’s Reflections on the Revolution in France. And an early edition.’ He fingered the small leather-bound volume with reverence.

‘A first edition,’ she corrected. ‘The pioneer volume for the Urquhart Library, I thought.’

He took her hands. ‘That is so typically thoughtful. And how appropriate that our Library should start with one of the finest anti-French tirades ever written. You know, it might inspire me. But…I have to admit, Mortima, that this talk of birthdays and libraries smacks all too much of retirement. I’m not yet ready, you know.’

‘The young pretenders may seem fleeter of foot, Francis, but what’s their advantage if you are the only one who knows the route?’

‘My life would be so empty and graceless without you,’ he smiled, and meant it. ‘Well, time to give the ashes a rake and discover whether the embers still glow.’ He kissed her and rose, drawn again to the view from the window.

‘What is out there?’ she demanded.

‘Nothing. As yet. But soon there may be. You know the Thatcher Society wants to erect a statue to the Baroness on that piece of lawn right out there.’ He prodded a finger in the direction of the carefully manicured grass that lay beyond the wall of the Downing Street garden, opposite St James’s Park. ‘You know, this is a view that hasn’t much changed in two hundred and fifty years; there’s a print hanging in the Cabinet Room and it’s all there, same bricks, same doors, even the stones on the patio are original. Now they want to put up a bloody statue.’

He shook his head in disbelief. ‘And the erection fund is almost fully subscribed.’ He turned sharply, his face twisted by frustration. ‘Mortima, if the first thing I’m going to see every morning of my life when I draw my bedroom curtains is that bloody woman, I think I shall expire.’

‘Then stop it, Francis.’

‘But how?’

‘She doesn’t merit a statue. Thrown out of office, betrayed by her own Cabinet. Is the statue going to show all those knives in her back?’

‘Yet almost all of them are hacked from office, my love. By their colleagues or the electorate. Like Caesar, taken from behind by events they hadn’t foreseen. Ambition makes leaders blind and lesser men bloody; none of them knew when the time had come to go.’

‘There’s only one Prime Minister who should have a statue there, and that’s you!’

He chuckled at her commitment. ‘Perhaps you’re right – but flesh and blood turn to stone all too soon. Don’t let’s rush it.’

He turned himself to stone two hours later, as fixedly as if he had spent the night wrapped in the arms of the Medusa. It was his press secretary’s habit to arrange on a regular basis a meeting with representatives of charities – ordinary members, not experienced leaders – inviting them to the doorstep of Number Ten but not beyond, a visit too brief to allow for any substantial lobbying but long enough to show to the cameras that the Prime Minister cared – the ‘Click Trick’, as the press secretary, a hockey player and enthusiast named Drabble, termed it. Having been at his desk since six collating the morning’s press, extracting from it selected articles he thought worthy of note and preparing a written summary, he met Urquhart in the entrance hall shortly before nine thirty.

‘What is it today, Drabble?’ Urquhart enquired, striding briskly down the red-carpeted corridor from the Cabinet Room.

‘A birthday surprise, Prime Minister. This week it’s pensioners, they’re going to make a presentation.’

Somewhere inside, Urquhart felt part of his breakfast liquefying. ‘Was I told of this?’

‘You had a note in your box last weekend, Prime Minister.’

‘Sadly, kept from me by more pressing letters of state,’ Urquhart equivocated. Damn it, Drabble’s notes were so tedious, and if a Prime Minister couldn’t rely on professionals to sort out the details…

The great door swung open and Urquhart stepped into the light, blinked, smiled and raised a hand to greet the onlookers as though the street were filled with a cheering crowd rather than a minor pack of world-weary journalists huddled across the street. A group of fifteen pensioners drawn from different parts of the country were gathered round him, arranged by Drabble, who was giving an advanced simulation of a mother hen. The mechanics were always the same: Urquhart asked their names, listened with serious-smiling face, nodded sympathetically before passing on to the next. Soon they would be whisked off by one of Drabble’s staff and a junior Minister from an appropriate department to be plied with instant coffee and understanding in a suitably impressive Whitehall setting. A week later they would receive a photograph of themselves shaking hands with the Prime Minister and a typed note bearing what appeared to be his signature thanking them for taking the trouble to visit. Their local newspapers would be sent copies. Occasionally, the discussions raised points or individual cases which were of interest to the system; almost invariably the majority of those involved went back to their pubs and clubs to spread stories of goodwill. A minor skirmish in the great war to win the hearts and votes of the people, but a useful one. Usually.

On this occasion, Urquhart had all but completed the ritual of greeting, moving on to the last member of the group. A large package almost five foot in height was leaning against the railings behind him and, as Urquhart swung towards him, so the pensioner shuffled the package to the fore. It turned out to be a huge envelope, addressed simply: TO THE PRIME MINISTER.

‘Many happy returns, Mr Urquhart,’ the pensioner warbled.

Urquhart turned round to look for Drabble, but the press officer was across the street priming the cameramen. Urquhart was on his own.

‘Aren’t you going to open it then?’ another pensioner enquired.

To Urquhart’s mind the flap came away all too easily, the card slipped out in front of him.

WE ARE FOR YOU, FU was emblazoned in large red letters across the top. Across the bottom: 65 TODAY!

The group of pensioners applauded, while one who was no taller than the card itself opened it to reveal the message inside.

WELCOME TO THE PENSIONERS’ CLUB, it stated in gaudy handscript. OAP POWER! The whole thing was decorated with crossed walking sticks.

Urquhart’s eyes glazed like marble. Rarely had the photographers seen the Prime Minister’s smile so wide, yet so unmoving, as if a chisel had been taken to hack the feature across his face. The expression lingered as he was drawn across the street, more to lay his hands upon the wretched Drabble than to go through the ritual of bantering with the press.

A chorus of ‘Happy Birthday’ mingled with shouts of ‘Any retirement announcement yet, Francis?’ and ‘Will you be drawing your pension?’ He nodded and shook his head in turn. The mood was jovial and Drabble enthusiastic; the fool had no idea what he’d done.

‘Are you too old for such a demanding job at sixty-five?’ one pinched-faced woman enquired, thrusting a tape recorder at him.

‘Churchill didn’t seem to think so. He was sixty-five when he started.’

‘The American President is only forty-three,’ another voice emerged from the scrum.

‘China’s is over ninety.’

‘So, no discussions about retirement yet?’

‘Not this week, my diary is simply too full.’

Their slings and arrows were resisted with apparent good humour; he even managed to produce a chuckle to indicate that he remained unpricked. Politics is perhaps the unkindest, least charitable form of ritualized abuse allowed within the law; the trick is to pretend it doesn’t hurt.

‘So, what do you think of today’s poll?’ It was Dicky Withers of the Daily Telegraph, an experienced hand known for concealing an acute instinct behind a deceptively friendly pint of draught Guinness.

‘The poll.’

‘Yes, the one we carried today.’

Drabble began an unscheduled jig, bouncing from foot to foot as though testing hot coals. He hadn’t included the poll in his digest, or the intemperate editorial in the Mirror entitled IT’S TIME TO GO. Christ, it was the man’s birthday, one day of the year to celebrate, to relax a little. And it wasn’t that Drabble was an inveterate yes-man, simply that he found it easier to accept the arguments in favour of circumspection, – all too frequently messengers who hurried to bring bad news from the battlefield were accused of desertion and shot.

‘Forty-three per cent of your own party supporters think you should retire before the next election,’ Withers elaborated.

‘Which means a substantial majority insisting that I stay on.’

‘And the most popular man to succeed you is Tom Makepeace. Would you like him to, when the time comes?’

‘My dear Dicky, when that time comes I’m sure that Tom will fight it out with many other hopefuls, including the bus driver.’

Makepeace = bus driver, Withers scribbled, noting the uncomplimentary equivalence. ‘So you intend to go on, and on, and on?’

‘You might say that,’ Urquhart began, ‘but I wish you wouldn’t. I’m enjoying a good innings and, though I’m not greedy for power, so long as I have my wits and my teeth and can be of service…’

‘What do you intend to do when eventually you retire, Mr Urquhart?’ Pinch Face was thrusting at him again.

‘Do?’ The creases of forced bonhomie turned to a rivulet of uncertainty. ‘Do? Do? Why, be anguished and morose like the rest of them, I suppose. Now, you’ll excuse me, ladies and gentlemen. I have a Cabinet meeting to attend.’

He turned and embarked upon what he hoped was a dignified retreat back across the street – like a lion regaining his den, Drabble decided, tail thrashing ominously. He declined to follow.

Urquhart brushed into his wife as she was emerging from the lift to their private apartment. ‘Everything went well?’ she enquired before she had noticed his eyes.

‘They say it’s time for a change, Mortima,’ he spat, grinding his teeth. ‘So I’m going to give ’em change. Starting with that bloody fool of a press secretary.’

‘Astonishing,’ Urquhart thought to himself as the Cabinet filed in around the great table, ‘how politicians come to resemble their constituencies.’

Annita Burke, for instance, an unplanned Jewish suburb full of entangling one-way systems. Richard Grieve, a seedy run-down sea front (which he had once plastered with election posters stating GRIEVE FOR RUSHPOOL and had somehow managed to live it down). Arthur Bollingbroke, a no-frills Northern workingmen’s club with a strong tang of Federation bitter. Colin Catchpole, the member for the City of Westminster, a ruddy face with the red-brick architectural style of the Cathedral, while other parts of his anatomy were rumoured to linger in the backstreets of Soho. Geoffrey Booza-Pitt – yes, Geoffrey, an invented showman for the invented showtown of New Spalden. Middle class and entirely manufactured, lacking in roots or history – at least any history Geoffrey wished to acknowledge. He had been born plain Master Pitt to an accountant father with a drinking problem; the schoolboy Geoff had invented an extended name and some mythical South African origin to explain away untidy gossip about his father which had been overheard by friends across a local coffee shop. And it had stuck, like so many other imaginative fictions about his origins and achievements. You could fool some of the people all of the time, and Geoffrey reckoned that was enough.

Then there was Tom Makepeace. With the flat humour of the East Anglian fens, the stubbornness of its clays and the moralizing tendencies of its Puritan past. He was an Old Etonian with a social conscience which Urquhart ascribed to an overdeveloped sense of guilt, unearned privilege in search of unidentified purpose. The man had undoubted talent but was not from Urquhart’s mould, which is the reason he had been despatched to the Foreign Office where his stubbornness and flat humour could bore for Britain and help fight the cause in the tedious councils of Brussels, and where his moralizing could do little harm.

Urquhart’s Cabinet. ‘And few of you seem to be keeping your eye on the ball, if I may be frank.’ The mood was all flint; Drabble had gone missing, the ghost of his folly not yet exorcized.

‘We must finish in ten minutes, I have to be at the Palace for the arrival of the Sultan of Oman.’ He looked slowly around the long table. ‘I trust it will be rather more of a success than the start of the last state visit.’

His gaze set upon Annita Burke, Secretary of State for the Environment. She was both Jew and female, which meant that the doors of power started off double-locked for her. She had stormed the drawbridge by sheer exuberance but now she sat rigid, head lowered. Something on her blotter appeared to have become of sudden importance, monopolizing her attention.

‘Yes, it was a great pity, Environment Secretary. Was it not?’

Burke, the Cabinet’s sole female, raised her head defiantly but struggled for words. Had it been her fault? For months she had planned a great campaign to promote the virtues and dispel the tawdry myths surrounding the nation’s capital; from their corners and quiet tables in some of London’s finest restaurants the publicity men had examined the runes and pronounced – a press conference and brass band had been organized, a fleet of mobile poster hoardings assembled and seven million leaflets printed for distribution around the city on launch day: MAKING A GREAT CITY GREATER.

What they had not foreseen – could not have foreseen, no matter how many slices of corn-fed chicken and loch-reared salmon they had sacrificed – was that launch day would also coincide with the most catastrophic failure of London’s sewer system, a progressive collapse of an entire section of Victorian brickwork which had flooded the Underground and shorted the electrical control network. Points failure, and humour failure, too. A million angry commuter ants had erupted onto the streets, creating a gridlock that had extended beyond the city to all major feed roads. On one of those feed roads, the M4 from Heathrow Airport, had sat the newly arrived President of Mexico, expecting a forty-minute drive to the royal and political dignitaries already assembled for him at Buckingham Palace. But nothing had moved. The truck-borne poster hoardings had been stuck and defaced. Most of the leaflets had been dumped undelivered in back streets. The press conference had been cancelled, the brass band had not arrived. And neither had the Mexican President, for more than three hours.

It was a day on which the dignity of the capital died, swept away in a torrent of anger and effluent. Failure required its scapegoat, and ‘Burke’ fitted the tabloid headlines so well.

‘Great pity,’ she concurred with Urquhart, her embarrassment exhumed. ‘The Ides were against us.’

‘And you’ve come up with a new idea for reestablishing our reputation for caring environmentalism. The Fresh Air Directive. Article one hundred and eighty-eight.’ He made it sound like a charge sheet.

‘Health and Safety at Work. Sensory pollution.’

‘Smells.’

‘Yes, if you like.’

‘And we’re against them, are we?’

‘The European Commission has proposed that all urban workplaces be monitored for excessive sensory pollution with a strict enforcement code for those sites which don’t meet the set standards.’

‘You know, there’s a curry shop at the end of my street…’ Bollingbroke began in his usual home-spun fashion, but Urquhart drove right through him.

‘Clean up or close down. And you approved of this.’

‘Wholeheartedly. Cleaner air, better environment. Honours our manifesto commitment and gives us a ready answer to those who claim we’ve been dragging our feet on Europe.’ She tapped her pen on her blotter for emphasis, betraying her unease. He seemed in such acid humour.

‘Have you ever been to Burton-on-Trent, Environment Secretary?’

‘I visited for two days when I was sixteen, for a sixth-form symposium.’ Her dark eyes flashed; she wasn’t going to let him patronize her.

‘And it hasn’t changed very much in the many years since. Still five breweries and a Marmite factory. On a hot summer’s day, the High Street can be overpowering.’

‘Precisely the point, Prime Minister. If we don’t make them clean up their act they’ll not lift a finger themselves.’

‘But the entire town lives on beer and Marmite. Their jobs, their economy, breakfast and tea, I suppose. And far be it from me to remind you that the brewers are amongst the party’s staunchest corporate supporters.’

The Environment Secretary became aware that the two Ministers seated on either side, though still in the same claret leather seats, had yet managed to distance themselves physically from her, as though fearful of getting caught by a ricochet.

‘And you’d close them down. Wipe the entire town off the map. My God, not even Goering was able to do that.’

‘This is a European proposal which we are obliged to…’

‘And how many towns will those ill-begotten French close down? In August the whole of Paris reeks when the water level drops. Small wonder they all flee to the seaside and abandon the city to the tourists.’

‘This is a collective decision arrived at after careful study in Brussels. Our future lies in Europe and its…’

There she was, driving up her one-way street again, in the wrong direction. ‘Bugger Brussels.’ He could no longer contain his contempt but he did not raise his voice, he must not seem to lose control. ‘It’s become nothing more than a bureaucratic brothel where the entire continent of Europe meets to screw each other for as much money as possible.’

Bollingbroke was rapping his knuckles on the table in approval, tapping out his fealty. The curry shop could stay.

‘If you had spent as much time there as I have, Prime Minister, you would realize how…’ – she reached for a word, considered, weighed the consequences and compromised – ‘exaggerated that description is.’ One day, one day soon, she promised herself, she would no longer hold back the strength of her views. She wouldn’t let herself be emasculated like most of the men around the table. She was the only woman, he daren’t fire her. Dare he? ‘This directive is about chemical plants and refineries and…’

‘And fish markets and florists’ shops! Environment Secretary, let me be clear. I am not going to have such Euro-nonsense pushed through behind my back.’

‘Prime Minister, all the details were in a lengthy position paper I put to you two weeks before the Council of Ministers in Brussels approved the measure. I’m not sure what more I needed.’

‘Instinct. Political instinct,’ Urquhart responded, but it was time to back off, move on. ‘I can’t be expected to take note of every tiny detail buried in a policy document,’ he parried, but the effect was ruined as he fumbled for his reading glasses in order to locate the next item on the agenda.

What motivated Makepeace to join the fray even he had trouble in identifying. He was by nature an intervener. A friend of Annita and strong supporter of Europe, he didn’t care for Urquhart’s arguments or attitude. Perhaps he felt that since he occupied one of the four great offices of state he was in a strong position to conciliate, lighten the atmosphere, pour oil on troubled waters.

‘Don’t worry, Prime Minister,’ he offered lightheartedly as Urquhart adjusted his spectacles, ‘from now on, we’ll have all Cabinet documents typed in double space.’

The oil exploded. It was as if he had offered an accusation that Urquhart was – what? Too old? Too enfeebled for the job? Fading? To Urquhart, deep into humour failure, it sounded too much an echo of the demands for change. He rose with such sudden venom that his chair slid back on the carpet.

‘Don’t deceive yourself that one opinion poll gives you special privileges.’

The air had chilled, grown exceptionally rarefied, thinned by rebuke. Makepeace was having difficulty breathing. A tableau of deep resentment had been drawn in the room, growing in definition for what seemed several political lifetimes. Slowly Makepeace also stood.

‘Prime Minister, believe me I had no intention…’

Others grasped the opportunity. Two Cabinet Ministers on their feet must indicate an end to the meeting, a chance to bring to a close such extraordinary embarrassment. There was a general rustling of papers and as rapidly as seemed elegant they departed without any further exchange of words.

Urquhart was angry. With life, with Drabble, Burke and Makepeace, with them all, but mostly with himself. There were rules between ‘the Colleagues’, even those whose ambition perched on their shoulders like storm-starved goshawks.

‘Thou shalt honour thy colleagues, within earshot.’

‘Thou shalt not be caught bearing false witness.’

‘Thou shalt not covet thy colleague’s secretary or job (his wife, in some cases, is fair game).’

‘Thou shalt in all public circumstances wish thy colleagues long life.’

Urquhart had broken the rules. He’d lost his temper and, with it, control of the situation. He had gone much further than he’d intended, displayed insufferable arrogance, seeming to wound for the sake of it rather than to a purpose. In damaging others, he had also damaged himself. There was repair work to be done.

But first he needed a leak.

It was as he was hurrying to the washroom outside the Cabinet Room that, near the Henry Moore sculpture so admired by Mortima, he saw a grim-faced Makepeace being consoled by a colleague. His quarry had not fled, and here was an opportunity to bind wounds and redress grievances in private.

‘Tom!’ he summoned, waving to the other who, with evident reluctance, left the company of his colleague and walked doggedly back towards the Cabinet Room. ‘A word, please, Tom,’ Urquhart requested, offering the smallest token of a smile. ‘But first, a call of nature.’

Urquhart was in considerable discomfort, all the tension and tea of the morning having caught up with him. He disappeared into the washroom, but Makepeace didn’t follow, instead loitering outside the door. Urquhart had rather hoped he would come in, – there can be no formality or demarcation of authority in front of a urinal, an ideal location for conversations on a basis of equality, man to man. But Makepeace had never been truly a member of the club, always aloof, holding himself apart. As now, skulking around outside like a schoolboy waiting to be summoned to the headmaster’s study, damn him.

And damn this. Urquhart’s bladder was bursting, but the harder he tried the more stubborn his system seemed to grow. Instead of responding to the urgency of the situation, it seemed to constrict, confining itself to a parsimonious dribble. Did all men of his age suffer such belittlement, he wondered? This was silly – hurry, for pity’s sake! – but it would not be hurried. Urquhart examined the porcelain, then the ceiling, concentrated, swore, made a mental note to consult his doctor, but nothing seemed to induce his system to haste. He was glad now that Makepeace hadn’t joined him to witness this humiliation.

Prostate. The old man’s ailment. Bodily mechanics that seemed to have lost contact with the will.

‘Tom, I’ll catch you later,’ he cried through the door, knowing that later would be too late. There was a scuffling of feet outside and Makepeace withdrew without a word, taking his resentment with him. A moment lost, an opportunity slipped. A colleague turned perhaps to opponent, possibly to mortal enemy.

‘Damn you, come on!’ he cursed, but in vain.

And when at last he had finished, and removed cuff links and raised sleeves in order to wash his hands, he had studied himself carefully in the mirror. The sense inside was still that of a man in his thirties, but the face had changed, sagged, grown blemished, wasted of colour like a winter sky just as the sun slips away. The eyes were now more bruised than blue, the bones of the skull seemed in places to be forcing their way through the thinning flesh. They were the features of his father. The battle he could never win.

‘Happy birthday, Francis.’

Booza-Pitt had no hesitation. In many matters he was a meticulous, indeed pedantic, planner, dividing colleagues and acquaintances into league tables of different rank which merited varying shades of treatment. The First Division consisted of those who had made it or who were clearly on the verge of making it to the very peaks of their professional or social mountains; every year they would receive a Christmas card, a token of some personal nature for wife or partner (strictly no gays), an invitation to at least one of his select social events and special attention of a sort that was logged in his personal secretary’s computer. The cream. For those in the Second Division who were still in the process of negotiating the slippery slopes there was neither token nor undue attention; the Third consisted of those young folk with prospects who were still practising in the foothills and received only the encouragement of a card. The Fourth Division, which encompassed most of the world who had never made it into a gossip column and were content in life simply to sit back and admire the view, for Geoffrey did not exist.

Annita Burke was, of course, First Division but had encountered a rock slide that would probably dump her in the Fourth, yet until she hit the bottom of the ravine there was value to be had. She was standing to one side in the black-and-white-tiled entrance hall of Number Ten, smoothing away the fluster and composing herself for the attentions of the world outside, when Geoffrey grabbed her arm.

‘That was terrible, Annita. You must be very angry.’

There were no words but her eyes spoke for her.

‘You need cheering up. Dinner tonight?’

Her face lit at the unexpected support; she nodded.

‘I’ll be in touch.’ And with that he was gone. Somewhere intimate and gossipy, he thought – it would be worth a booth at Wiltons – where the flames of wounded feelings and recrimination might be fanned and in their white heat could be hammered out the little tools of political warfare, the broken confidences, private intelligences and barbs which would strengthen him and weaken others. For those who were about to die generally preferred to take others with them.

Dinner and gossip, no more, even though she might prove to be vulnerable and amenable. It had been more than fifteen years since they’d spent a romping afternoon in a Felixstowe hotel instead of in the town hall attending the second day of the party’s youth conference debating famine in the Third World. They both remembered it very keenly, as did the startled chambermaid, but a memory it should remain. This was business.

Anyway, Geoffrey mused, necrophilia made for complicated headlines.

CHAPTER NINE

I will trust him when I hold his ashes in my hand.

It stood in a back street of Islington, on the point where inner city begins to give way to north London’s sprawling excess, just along from the railway arches which strained and grumbled as they bore the weight of crowded commuter trains at the start of their journey along the eastern seaboard. During the day, the street bustled with traffic and the bickering and banter from the open-air market, but at night, with the poor street lighting and particularly when it was drizzling, the scene could have slipped from the pages of Dickens. The deep shadows and dark alleyways made people reluctant to pass this way, unless they had business. And, in this street, the business after dusk was most likely to be Evanghelos Passolides’.

His tiny front-room restaurant lay hidden behind thick drawn curtains and a sign on the grimy window which in loud and uncharitable voice announced that the establishment was closed. There was no menu displayed, no welcoming light. It appeared as though nothing had been touched for months, apart from a well-scrubbed doorstep, but few who hurried by would have noticed. ‘Vangelis’, as it was known, was unobtrusive and largely unnoticed, which was the point. Only friends or those recommended by friends gained access, and certainly no one who in any life might have been an officer of the local authority or Customs & Excise. For such people, ‘Vangelis’ was permanently closed, as were his accounts. It made for an intimate and almost conspiratorial atmosphere around the five small tables covered in faded cloths and recycled candles, with holly-covered paper napkins left over from some Christmas past.

Maria Passolides, a primary school teacher, watched as her father, a Greek Cypriot in his mid-sixties, hobbled back into the tiny open-plan kitchen from where with gnarled fingers and liberal quantities of fresh lemon juice he turned the morning’s market produce into dishes of fresh crab, sugar lamb, suckling pig, artichoke hearts and quails’ eggs. The tiny taverna was less of a business, more part-hobby, part-hideaway for Passolides, and Maria knew he was hiding more than ever. The small room was filled to chaos with the bric-a-brac of remembrance – a fishing net stretched across a wall and covered in signed photographs of Greek celebrities, most of whom were no longer celebrities or even breathing; along cluttered shelves, plates decorated with scenes of Trojan hunters fighting for control with plaster Aphrodites and a battalion of assorted glasses; on the back of the door, a battered British army helmet.

There was an abundance of military memorabilia – a field telephone, binoculars scraped almost bare to the metal, the tattered and much-faded azure-blue cloth of the Greek flag. Even an Irish Republican tricolour.

In pride of place on the main wall hung a crudely painted portrait of Winston Churchill, cigar jutting defiantly and fingers raised in a victory salute; beneath it on a piece of white card had been scrawled the words which in Greek hearts made him a poet the equal of Byron: ‘I think it only natural that the Cypriot people, who are of Greek descent, should regard their incorporation with what may be called their Motherland as an ideal to be earnestly, devoutly and feverishly cherished…’

It was not the only portrait on the wall. Beside it stood the photograph of a young man with open collar, staring eyes and down-turned mouth set against a rough plaster wall. There was no sign of identity, none needed for Michael Karaolis. A promising village boy educated at the English School. A youthful income tax clerk in the colonial administration, turned EOKA fighter. A final photograph taken in Nicosia Gaol on the day before the British hanged him by his neck until he was dead.

‘Vangelis’.

Since he had buried his wife a few years before, Evanghelos Passolides had been captured more than ever by the past. Sullen days were followed by long nights of rambling reminiscence around the candlelit tables with old comrades who knew and young men who might be willing to listen, though the numbers of both shrank with the passing months. He had become locked in time, bitter memories twisting both soul and body; he was stooped now, and the savagely broken leg that had caused him to limp throughout his adult life had grown noticeably more painful. He seemed to be withering even as Maria looked, the acid eating away inside.

The news that there was to be peace within his island only made matters worse. ‘Not my peace,’ he muttered in his heavy accent. He had fought for union, Enosis, a joining of all Greeks with the Motherland – one tongue, one religion, one Government no matter how incompetent and corrupt, so long as it was our Government. He had put his life on the line for it until the day his fall down a mountain ravine with a thirty-pound mortar strapped across his back had left his leg bones protruding through his shin and his knee joint frozen shut forever. His name had been on the British wanted list so there was no chance of hospital treatment; he’d been lucky to keep his leg in any condition. The fall had also fractured the spirit, left a life drenched in regret, in self-reproach that he and his twisted leg had let his people down, that he hadn’t done enough. Now they were about to divide his beloved island forever, give half of it away to the Turk, and somehow it was all his fault.

She had to find a distraction from his remorse, some means of channelling the passion, or sit and watch her father slowly wither away to nothing.

‘When are you going to get married?’ he grumbled yet again, lurching past her in exaggerated sailor’s gait with a plate of marinated fish. ‘Doesn’t family mean anything to you?’

Family, his constant refrain, a proud Cypriot father focused upon his only child. With her mother’s milk she had been fed the stories of the mountains and the village, of mystical origins and whispering forests, of passions and follies and brave forebears – little wonder that she had never found a man to compare. She had been born to a life illuminated with legend, and there were so few legends walking the streets of north London, even for a woman with her dark good looks.

Family. As she bit into a slice of cool raw turnip and savoured its tang of sprinkled salt, an idea began to form. ‘Baba…’ She reached out and grabbed his leathery hand. ‘Sit a minute. Talk with me.’

He grumbled, but wiped his hands on his apron and did as she asked.

‘You know how much I love your stories about the old days, what it was like in the village, the tales your mother told around the winter fires when the snow was so thick and the well froze. Why don’t we write them down, your memories. About your family. For my family – whenever I have one.’ She smiled.

‘Me, write?’ he grunted in disgust.

‘No, talk. And remember. I’ll do the rest. Imagine what it would be like if you could read the story of Papou, your grandfather, even of his grandfather. The old way of life in the mountains is all but gone, perhaps my own children won’t be able to touch it – but I want them to be able to know it. How it was. For you.’

He scowled but raised no immediate objection.

‘It would be fun, Baba. You and me. Over the summer, when school is out. It would be an excuse for us to go visit once more. It’s been years – I wonder if the old bam your father built is still there at the back of the house, or the vines your mother planted. And whether they’ve ever fixed that window in the church you and your brothers broke.’ She was laughing now, like they had before her mother died. A distant look had crept into his eyes, and within them she thought she saw a glint of embers reviving in the ashes.

‘Visit the old family graves,’ he whispered. ‘Make sure they’re still kept properly.’

And exorcize a few ghosts, she thought. By writing it all down, purging the guilt, letting in light and releasing all the demons that he harboured inside.

He sniffed, as though he could already smell the pine. ‘Couldn’t do any harm, I suppose.’ It was the closest he had come in months to anything resembling enthusiasm.

CHAPTER TEN

I see no point in compromise. It’s rather like suggesting jumping as a cure for vertigo.

Mortima despaired of trying to check her face in the flicker of passing street lights as the car made its way up Birdcage Walk. ‘So what kind of woman is Claire Carlsen?’ she asked, snapping away her compact.

‘Different.’ Urquhart paused to consider. ‘Whips don’t much care for her,’ he concluded, as though he had no identifiable opinion of his own.

‘A troublemaker?’

‘No. I think it’s more that the old boys’ network has trouble in finding the right pigeon-hole for a woman who is independent, drives a fifty-thousand-pound Mercedes sports car and won’t play by their rules. Has quite a tongue on her, too, so I’m told.’

‘Not something of which you as a former Chief Whip would approve. So why are we going to dinner?’

‘Because she’s persistent, her invitation seemed to keep creeping to the top of the list. Because she’s different.’

‘Sounds as if you do approve, Francis,’ she probed teasingly, her curiosity aroused.

‘Perhaps I do. As Chief Whip, I welcomed the dunderheads and do-nothings, but as Prime Minister you need a little more variety, a different perspective. Oh, and did I say she was under forty and extremely attractive?’ He returned the tease.

‘Thinking of giving her a job?’

‘Don’t know. That’s why we’re going this evening, to find out a little more about her. I could do with some new members of the crew.’

‘But to make room on the life raft you have to throw a few old hands overboard. Are there any volunteers?’

‘I’d gladly lash that damned fool Drabble around the fleet. And Annita Burke was born to be fish bait.’

‘I thought she was loyal.’

‘So is our labrador.’

‘Go further, Francis. Much further. Bring it back.’

‘What?’

‘Fear. They’ve grown idle and fat these last months, your success has made things too easy for them. They’ve found time to dream of mutiny.’ They were passing Buckingham Palace, the royal standard illuminated and fluttering proud. ‘Even a King cannot be safe on his throne.’

For a moment, they lost themselves in reminiscence.

‘Remind them of the taste of fear, the lash of discipline. Make them lie awake at nights dreaming of your desires, not theirs.’ The compact was out again, they were nearing their destination. ‘We haven’t had a good keelhauling for months. You know how those tabloid sharks love it.’

‘With you around, my love, life seems so full of pointed opportunity.’

She turned to face him in the half-light. ‘I’ll not let you become like Margaret Thatcher, dragged under by your own crew. Francis, you are greater than that.’

‘And they shall erect statues to my memory…’

She had turned back to her mirror. ‘So make a few examples, get some new crew on board. Or start taking hormone therapy, like me.’

The door of the buttermilk stucco house set in the middle of Belgravia was opened through the combined effort of two brushed and scrubbed young girls, both wearing tightly wrapped dressing gowns.

‘Good evening, Mrs Urquhart, Mr Urquhart,’ said the elder, extending a hand. ‘I’m Abby and this is Diana.’

‘I’m almost seven and Abby is nine,’ Diana offered with a lisp where soon would be two new teeth. ‘And this is Tangle,’ she announced, producing a fluffy and much-spotted toy dog from behind her back. Tie’s very nearly three and absolutely…’

‘That’s enough, girls.’ Claire beamed proudly from behind. ‘You’ve said hello, now it’s goodbye. Up to bed.’

Stereophonic heckling arose on either side.

‘Pronto. Or no Rice Pops for a week.’

Their protest crushed by parental intimidation, the girls, giggling mischievously, mounted the stairs.

‘And I’ve put out fresh school clothes for the morning. Make sure you use them,’ their mother called out to the retreating backs before returning to her guests. ‘Sorry, business before pleasure. Welcome, Francis. And you, Mrs Urquhart.’

‘Mortima.’

‘Thank you. I feel embarrassed knowing your husband so much better than you.’

‘Don’t worry, I’m not the jealous type. I have to share him with the rest of the world. It’s inevitable there should be a few attractive young women amongst them.’

‘Why, thank you,’ Claire murmured, acknowledging the compliment. In the light of the hallway’s chandelier she seemed to shimmer in a way that Mortima envied and which she had thought could only be found in combination with motherhood between the pages of Vogue. Was Claire also the type that had herself photographed naked and heavily pregnant, just to show the huddled, sweating masses with backache and Sainsbury’s bags just how it was done?

Claire introduced her husband, Johannis, who had been standing back a pace; this was his wife’s event and, anyway, he gave the impression of being a physically powerful man who was accustomed to taking a considered, unflustered view of life. He also had the years for it, being far nearer Urquhart’s age than his wife’s, and spoke with a distinctively slow though not unpleasant accent bearing the marks of his Scandinavian origin. Carlsen’s self-assured posture suggested a man who knew what he wanted and had got it, while she displayed the youthful vitality of a woman with ambitions still to be met. Contrasts. Yet it took only a few moments for Mortima to become aware that in spite of the superficial differences, somehow the Carlsens seemed to fit, have an understanding, be very much together. Perhaps she hadn’t married him simply for the money.

Claire led the way through to a reception room of high ceiling and pastel walls – ideal for the displayed works of contemporary European artists – in which the other eight guests had already assembled. Urquhart knew only one of them, but knew of them all; Claire had provided him with a short and slightly irreverent written bio. of every diner, including Johannis. She’d made it all very easy, had chosen well. A bluff Lancashire industrialist who did extraordinary things with redundant textile mills that kept his wife in Florida for half the year and in race horses for the rest. The editor of Newsnight and her husband, a wine importer who had provided the liquid side of the meal, which he spiced with spirited stories of a recent trip to vineyards in the mountains of Georgia where, for three nights, he had resided in a local jail on a charge of public drunkenness, until he had agreed to take a consignment of wine from the police chief’s brother. The wine turned out to be excellent. There was also an uninhibited Irishman-and-American-mistress partnership who had invented the latest departure in what was called ‘legal logistics’; ‘Profiling alternative litigation strategies,’ he had explained; ‘Lawyers’ bullshit; it’s witness coaching and jury nobbling,’ as she had offered.

And Nures. Urquhart had known he would be there, a relatively late addition to the guest list while on a private visit to London for dental treatment; his family’s fruit firm had used Carlsen freight facilities for more than a decade. The Foreign Office would normally have expressed qualms about his meeting the President of Turkish Cyprus in this manner, without officials present, but Nures was no longer an international pariah. Anyway, the Foreign Office couldn’t object because Urquhart hadn’t let them know; they would have felt obliged to parley with Nicosia, Ankara, Athens, Brussels and half a dozen others in a process of endless consultation and compromise to ensure no one was offended. Left to the Foreign Office, they’d all starve.

Claire thrust a malt whisky into Urquhart’s hand – Bruichladdich, she’d done her homework – and propelled him towards the Newsnight editor and the developer, neither of whom would be sitting next to him during the meal.

‘Pressure groups are a curse,’ Thresher, the developer, was protesting. ‘Am I right, Mr Urquhart?’ He pronounced it Ukut, in its original Scottish form, rather than the soft Southern Urkheart so beloved of the BBC, who at times seemed capable of understanding neither pronunciation nor policy. ‘Used to be there was a quiet, no-nonsense majority, folks that mowed their lawns and won the wars. But now everyone seems to belong to some minority or other, shouting t’odds and lying down in t’road trying to stop other folk getting on with life. Environmentalists’ – Thresher emphasized every syllable, as though wringing its neck – ‘will bring this country to its knees.’

‘We have a heritage, surely we must defend it?’ Wendy the Newsnight editor responded, accepting with good grace the fact that for the moment she had been cast in the role of lonesome virtue.

‘Green-gabble,’ Urquhart pounced, joining in the game. ‘It’s everywhere. Knee-jerk nostalgia for the days of the pitchfork and pony and trap. You know, ten years ago the streets of many Northern towns were deserted, now they’re congested with traffic jams as people rush to the shops. I’m rather proud of those traffic jams.’

‘Could I quote you, Prime Minister?’ Wendy smiled.

‘I doubt it.’

‘Here’s something you might quote, but won’t, lass.’ Thresher was warming to his task. Tve got a development planned in Wandsworth centred around one old worm-eaten cinema. Neither use nor ornament, practically falling to pieces it is, but will they let me knock it down? The protesters claim they prefer the knackered cinema to a multi-million-pound shopping complex with all the new jobs and amenities. Daft buggers won’t sit in t’cinema and watch films, no, all they do is sit down in t’street outside, get up petitions and force me to a planning inquiry that’ll take years. It’s a middle-class mugging.’

‘Not in my house, I trust.’ Claire had returned to usher them to the dining room. As they followed her bidding, Urquhart found himself alone with Thresher.

‘So what are you going to do, Mr Thresher?’

‘Happen I’ll take my money away, put it in some Caribbean bank and buy myself a pair of sunglasses.’

‘A great pity for you. A loss for the country, too.’

‘What’s Government going to do about it then, Prime Minister?’

‘Mr Thresher, I’m surprised that a man of your worldly experience should think the Government is capable of doing anything to help.’ Urquhart had a habit of talking about his colleagues in the manner of a world-weary headmaster confronted with irresponsible schoolboys who deserved a thrashing.

‘So it’s off t’Caribbean.’

‘Perhaps the answer might lie a little closer.’

‘How close?’

‘Brixton, perhaps?’

‘You interest me.’

‘I was merely wondering why, if the protesters want a cinema, you don’t give them a cinema.’

‘But that’s not the game. Anyway, nobody comes.’

‘You’re obviously showing the wrong films – What do you think would occur if, for instance, you started showing cult films with a strong ethnic flavour? You know, Rasta and dreadlocks?’

‘I’d have to start giving the tickets away.’

‘Lots of them. Around the black community, I’d suggest.’

‘God, the place’d start swarming with ’em. But what would be the point?’

Urquhart plucked the other’s sleeve to delay him at the entrance to the dining room, lowering his voice. ‘The point, Mr Thresher, is that after four weeks of Bob Marley and ju-ju, it wouldn’t surprise me if the good burghers of Wandsworth changed their minds about your cinema; indeed, I harbour the strongest suspicion they’d crawl to you on hands and knees, begging you to bring in the bulldozers.’ He raised a suggestive eyebrow. ‘It’s a pathetic fact of middle-class life that liberalism somehow fades with the nightfall.’

Thresher’s jaw had dropped; Claire had appeared once more at their side to organize them. ‘This is a decent house. So whatever you two are plotting had better stop,’ she instructed genially. ‘Otherwise no pudding.’

‘I think I’ve just ’ad that, pet. You know, your boss is a most remarkable man.’ Thresher’s voice vibrated with unaccustomed admiration.

‘I’m glad you agree. Does my feminine intuition sense a substantial cheque being written out to party headquarters?’ she enquired, twisting his arm as she led him to his place.

‘For the first time in my life, I think I might.’

Claire found her own seat at the head of the table, flanked by Urquhart and Nures. ‘I’m impressed, Francis. I’ve been trying for five years to get him to open his wallet, yet you did it in five minutes. Did you sell the whole party, or just a few principles?’

‘I merely reminded him that amongst the grass roots of politics are to be found many weeds.’

‘And in the bazaar there are many deals to be done,’ Nures added.

‘A touch cynical for someone who’s off-duty, Mehmet,’ she suggested.

‘Not at all. For what is the point of going to the market if you are not intending to deal?’ he smiled.

‘Window shopping?’

His eyes brushed appreciatively over her, taking in the subtle twists of silk – she had no need of excessive ornamentation – not lingering to give offence, before running around the dining room, where modern art and soft pastel had given way to Victorian classic displayed upon bleached oak panelling. ‘You do not leave the impression of one who spends her life with her nose pressed up against the window, Claire.’

‘That’s true. But at least it enables me to lay my hand on my heart and deny any ambition of grabbing your job, Francis.’

‘How so?’ he enquired, in a tone which suggested he wouldn’t believe a word.

She puckered her nose in distaste. ‘I couldn’t possibly live in Downing Street. It’s much too far from Harrods.’

And the evening had been a great success.

It was as Urquhart and his wife were preparing to leave that Nures took him to one side.

‘I wanted to thank you, Prime Minister, for everything you have done to help bring about peace in my island. I want you to know we shall always be in your debt.’

‘Speaking entirely privately, Mr President, I can say how much I have admired your tenacity. As we both know to our cost, the Greeks have never been the easiest of people to deal with. Do you know, the Acropolis is falling down around their ears yet still they demand the return of the Elgin Marbles? Intemperate vandalism.’

‘The Greek Cypriots are different, of course.’

‘Accepted. But Balkan blood runs thicker than water. Or logic, at times.’

‘And oil.’

‘I beg your pardon?’

‘You know the seismic report of the offshore waters has been published?’

‘Yes, but it didn’t show any oil, did it?’

‘Precisely.’ Nures paused, a silence hung between them. ‘But I wanted you to know that if there were any oil, and if that oil were under my control, I would very much want my British friends to help us exploit it.’

‘All this talk of oil, you sound as if you expect it. But there was nothing in the report.’

‘Instinct?’

‘I hope for your sake those instincts are right. But it would then depend upon the outcome of the boundary arbitration.’

‘Precisely.’

‘Oh, I think I begin to see.’

‘I have very strong instincts in this matter, Mr Urquhart. About the oil.’

Urquhart was clear that his feet were now standing directly in the middle of the bazaar. ‘I cannot interfere, even if I wanted to,’ he replied softly. ‘The arbitration is a judicial process. Out of my hands.’

‘I understand that completely. But it would be such a pity if my instincts were right yet the arbitration went wrong, and the Greeks gave all the exploitation rights to their good friends the French.’

‘A tragedy.’

‘Great riches for both your country and mine…’ – why did Urquhart feel he really meant ‘for both you and me’? Instinct, that was it – ‘great riches lost. And I would lose most. Imagine what would happen to me if my people discovered that I had given away a fortune in oil? I would be dragged through the streets of Nicosia.’

‘Then we must hope that fortune smiles on you, and wisdom upon the judges.’

‘I would have so many reasons to be exceptionally grateful, Mr Urquhart.’

Their confidences balanced carefully on a narrow ledge; any move too swift or aggressive, and they would both fall – would Urquhart attempt to run, or would he push? They spoke in whispers, taking care to maintain their poise, when suddenly they were joined by a new and uninhibited voice. ‘Such a rare commodity in politics, don’t you think, gratitude?’ It was Mortima who, farewells indulged, had been hovering. ‘You’d rather be flayed alive than let the French run off with anything, Francis. You really must find a way of helping Mr Nures.’

‘I shall keep my fingers crossed for him.’ And, nodding farewell to the Turk, Urquhart crept back off the ledge.

Claire was waiting for him by the front door. ‘A truly exceptional evening,’ he offered in thanks, taking her hand. ‘If only I could organize my Government the way you organize your dinner parties.’

‘But you can, Francis. It’s exactly the same. You invite the guests, arrange the menu, decide who sits where. The secret is to get a couple of good helpers in the kitchen.’

‘As it happens I’ve been thinking of rearranging the table, playing a bit of musical chairs. But you make a good point about the backstage staff. What do you think?’

‘You want me to be indiscreet.’

‘Of course. Drabble, for instance?’

‘A disaster.’

‘Agreed. And Barry Crumb?’

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