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To Ian, my favourite feminist

An Easy Recipe For a Girl

Mix sugar with spice and nice things.*

Stir gently or else she might break.

Enjoy your girl!

* Be careful not to spice her up too much, or you’ll end up with a tart.

An Easy Recipe For a Boy

Snip off a good-sized dog’s tail.

Mix with snips and snails.

Stir.*

Enjoy your boy!

* Be careful to stir vigorously, or else he might not become a real man.

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