Stavl Zosimov
Tankograd

Chapter 1

NOTE: COMPOSITION OF THE TANKOGRAD PACK: VASYA – LEADER, SERGEY, OLEG, KIRILL, BOB, VALERA, MISHA, GRISHA, LEXA

VASYA (15) and his group of nine people enter the supermarket one by one, behind the adults, as if they were with their parents. After entering the shopping area, they distance themselves from the adults and gather in the depths of the store near the designated counters.

VASYA

Listen up, here's the deal. When I go, everyone follows me. And run full speed ahead. Security is here, fools.

SERGEY

And if they catch us?

VASYA

Just drop the merchandise on the floor and raise your hands. Now, aim at the goods and grab them on my command. Ready, everyone? Let's go, Tankograd Crew rules.

Suddenly, VASYA grabs a one-and-a-half-liter bottle of beer and a bag of chips. He tucks them under his arm and runs towards the exit. The others do the same, and they all run in a crowd towards the exit, which is near the cash registers, through the open entrance. Security guards and store employees rush to the exit and try to catch whoever they can, but those caught immediately drop the merchandise on the cashier's counter, raise their hands mischievously, and walk out onto the street without punishment. Meanwhile, those who were able to evade the ambush with the items run out onto the street and disappear into the yards. In the designated yard, the entire group of teenagers gathers.

OLEG

Respect, VASYA. You're quite the visionary. Coming up with something like that and it actually works. Look, guys, at how much beer and snacks we managed to snag.

VASYA

Let's stash our haul in the basement. And tonight, before the disco, we'll have some fun.

BOB

Let's make another splash at the supermarket?

VASYA

No. It's not feasible.

BOB

Why not?

VASYA

"Do you know the saying? One shell doesn't hit the same spot twice.

BOB

We're not a shell, but a flock..

VASYA

Tankograd flock.

SERGEY

(Indignant)

You fool?

Sergey nudges Bob in the shoulder.

SERGEY (continuing)

Listen, what is the elder saying to you?

VASYA

Calm down, Sergey. Just a few days, and the real fun begins.

OLEG

Let's hit another market, then?

VASYA

Do you want to hit all the spots at once, huh?

OLEG

What about it? Ok, go for it.

VASYA

And tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, Bebru will be sniffing? This will be our regular income before the disiconium. And you can make money in a different way.

KIRILL

There are a thousand of these supermarkets in the city, if not more.

VASYA

Yeah, that's right. It's a chain. They've definitely notified everyone online with just one click. The owner is one or two. It's a trading network, Kiryusha.

KIRILL

Yes, I still want easy money.

SERGEY

Go collect bottles over there.

KIRILL

Get out of here.

VALERA

Did you guys hear, our airfield has been renamed?

GRISHA

Airport, idiot.

VALERA

Who cares. Now it's named after someone named Kurchatov.

VALERA

Who is he?

MISHA

Yeah, some kind of writer. Or a poet.

VASYA

Alright, flock, it's time to head to the shopping bar.

OLEG

Let's go to the circus instead? Kirkorov is performing there today.

Everyone stands up and leaves the yard.

Chapter 2

In the corridor by the door of the" Physics" classroom, VASYA and his friends are standing. SERGEY approaches..

VASYA

So, did you bring it?

SERGEY

Yes.

Sergey hands over a tube of instant glue to Vasya. Vasya takes the tube, unscrews the cap, and fills the keyhole with its contents. The glue instantly hardens..

VASYA

Well, there goes the control test.

OLEG

Respect, Vasya. I wasn't prepared for it at all.

SERGEY

And who was prepared?

VASYA

Alright, let's disperse. Otherwise, Kikimora will come any minute now.

The guys move aside and stand by the window on the opposite side of the corridor. FILYA enters the corridor, wearing glasses, sees Vasya with his friends, and turns around. But Vasya notices him and shouts.

VASYA

Hey, nerd, where are you off to? Come over here?!

Filya walks towards Vasya with his head down. He approaches and stands in front of him..

VASYA (continuing)

So, did you bring it?

FILYA

(Voice trembling)

Yes.

Filya takes a wallet out of his pocket. He opens it with trembling hands, takes out several banknotes, and hands them to Vasya.

Vasya takes them with a smirk, looks at the amount and puts them in the pocket of his trousers.

VASYA

That's all?

FILYA

Yes. Just as you said.

SERGEY

And what's this? A debt?

VASYA

The counter. The Mongol-Tatar tribute. It breathes my air and walks in my neighborhood. That's why it pays for it.

OLEG

Why didn't you tell us that you're betting on the counter for suckers?

VASYA

So you didn't ask.

OLEG

I want in on it too. Hey, give me your wallet.

Oleg snatches the wallet from Fyodor's hands.

OLEG (continuing)

Mine. Now get out of here yourself. Quickly. Before your liver is intact.

Oleg boldly spins Filya by the shoulder and kicks him in the buttocks. Filya quickly moves away. Vasya's classmates gather by the classroom. Vasya stands at the window with the crowd.

KIRILL

You came up with a cool idea. We should bet on the counter for the whole school.

VASYA

And the seniors too?

KIRILL

No, until our level.

SERGEY

The younger grades will fail. They're not up to speed on these matters yet.

VASYA

I thought about it, but there was never enough time to organize this business.

VALERA

Let's do it now and with a plan?!

VALERA

In short, what's the deal? Each of us in the gang takes money from suckers, and half of it goes towards communal expenses. I'll be in charge of the communal living space. Those who snitch will be dealt with by the group. Are you in?

OLEG

That's true. But it's not your idea?!

VALERA

I saw a movie about it.

OLEG

And how will you know if BOB, for example, is snitching?

BOB

Listen, you pygmy. Who did you call a snitch?

OLEG

Relax, BOB. I'm just kidding.

VALERA

Any nonsense will become clear. You can always ask a sucker.

VALERA

That's right.

The teacher approaches the classroom and starts trying to insert the key into the lock. However, the key doesn't fit into the keyhole. As the bell rings for the lesson, Vasya and his friends approach the classroom.

BOB

(Smugly)

What's the matter, Galina Petrovna? Can't get it open?

PHYSICS TEACHER

The key doesn't seem to fit for some reason.

SERGEY

That's a shame. And I was all prepared for the test, just my luck.

MISHA

Me too.

GRISHA

Me too.

VALERA

Perhaps you grabbed the wrong key?

The guys leave the classroom and head towards the exit of the building. Other students follow suit and disperse.

PHYSICS TEACHER

Alright. Nobody is dispersing.

MASHA

Yes, we're heading to the cafeteria.

DASHA

There are chairs there.

VASILISA

And to grab a bite to eat.

The girls leave. The teacher watches them go, then she is left alone. She later heads in the direction of the teacher's lounge as well.

Chapter 3

Outside in the courtyard, Vasya's group is sitting on the benches feeling bored. The teacher of labor lessons, Semen Gavrilovich, enters the courtyard with a spade on his shoulder.

OLEG

O. Gorilych is coming.

SERGEY

He is scratching with a shovel?

VASYA

And he was recently pranked by the high school students.

OLEG

It was high time.

VALERA

It was long overdue?

VALERA

He gave them bad grades for skipping classes, and they tracked him down in the evening. They put a bag over his head and beat him up. Yet, he lives a couple of blocks away from the school. He walks to avoid a heart attack.

BOB

We should also include the physical education teacher.

VALERA

For what? He is a good guy.

BOB

He's sniffing around Dasha. He helps her with the bridge exercise in PE and plants kisses on her buns.

VASYA

What's it to you?

BOB

She complained that he helped her too intimately.

VASYA

Надо наказать.

AND THE DEAN is coming.

AND THE DEAN

Are you guys just sitting there? What lesson do you have?

OLEG

So, Galina Petrovna broke the lock and the lesson got cancelled.

AND THE DEAN

Ah, the idiots. They probably broke it themselves to sabotage the lesson. Fine. Go to Semen Gavrilovich, get a broom, and sweep the school yard.

VASYA

And you know, Elena Pavlovna, that the use of child labor is prohibited.

AND THE DEAN

Don't act smart. What kind of kids are you? You're scenting a kilometer away.

AND THE DEAN is going back to school.

OLEG

And what, are we going to sweep?

VASYA

Like hell. She's just joking.

In the canteen, MASHA, DASHA, and Vasilisa are sitting at a table and drinking juice with pastries.

MASHA

Well done, boys. You messed up the test.

VASILISA

I shouldn't have bothered preparing. I thought I would finish the quarter with an.

DASHA

Don't be upset, my friend. The Kikimora can gather everyone separately during non-lesson time and administer the test.

MASHA

That's right.

VASILISA

But I have a feeling that Vasya and his gang can mess this up too. I wouldn't want that.

DASHA

Then they'll end up with a failing grade. They're losers in physics anyway.

MASHA

But they're cool in life.

VASILISA

What are you talking about?

MASHA

Oleg is my brother. He told me that Vasya constantly comes up with ways to make money at parties. And the best part is, they manage to stay unnoticed by the police.

VASILISA

I've heard about it. But all this is illegal. Someday they'll get caught and end up with a prison sentence.

MASHA

Don't you care about it? I couldn't care less if Oleg ends up in trouble. It's his life.

VASILISA

But we still need to talk about it?!

MASHA

Yes, we've already talked about it. It's like talking to a brick wall.

VASILISA

But I feel sorry for them.

DASHA

(mockingly)

All of them, or just Vasya?

VASILISA

Alright, forget it, girlfriends.

MASHA

(smiling)

Alright, alright. You can tell from your eyes that you've fallen for him. Isn't that right, Vasilina?

DASHA

Well, that's right. She's Vasilisa, and he's Vasiliy. Both Vasikis. Oh, oh, oh! Vasya, I love you. And I love you, Vasya!

VASILISA

Stop it, Dasha. I want to help him improve. He has thoughtful eyes, and he could be useful in our microbiology club. School is not forever, and we need to think about the future.

DASHA

And you try. Maybe we will take someone under our patronage too?! He's just a little creepy.

VASILISA

You are talking about Vasya?

DASHA

He has a strong smell of tobacco mixed with alcohol on his breath.

MASHA

So he's not kissing. OLEG also has odors. I give him chewing gum in such cases.

VASILISA

I haven't noticed. But I will also give a gift when the opportunity arises, but only eucalyptus-flavored lollipops. I don't like it when someone chews and talks.

DASHA

And he has a mean face. I have never seen him smile. What did you see in him? He is the type who could hit a woman with a child.

MASHA

Stop babbling nonsense.

VASILISA

He can be corrected. He has thoughts in his eyes.

DASHA

And nonsense in his head.

Chapter 4

In the parking lot, there are many bicycles attached with a chain passed through all the front wheels, and at the end, the chain is locked with a padlock. Vasya and his buddies, wearing medical masks, approach in a group, and Vasya cuts the lock shackle with bolt cutters. Sergey, from the other side, pulls out the chain, each one takes and rolls out a bike, they jump on and quickly ride away. Security guards run out and try to catch them. The cyclists manage to escape.

SERGEY

(At full throttle)

And where to now?

VASYA

(At full throttle)

To the Kirovsky district, to the indoor market. I have a buddy there, a Tajik guy who runs a sports shop. We'll give it to him. I've already called him. He's waiting with the money.

OLEG

(At full throttle)

And how much will he pay?

VASYA

(At full throttle)

Enough joking around.

The cyclists arrive at the sports shop and ride up to the loading dock. Tajik comes out, hands over a wad of money. Vasya takes it.

VASYA

How much?

TAJIK

VASYA. You know me. I won't cheat you.

VASYA

That's the way it is.

TAJIK

You also have visas for bicycles, mopeds. Bring everything. They buy used ones well.

VASYA

Agreed.

TAJIK enters the building, while VASYA and the guys go towards the exit from the back yard of the market.

VASYA

Well, pack, where are we heading now?

SERGEY

In D-club.

OLEG

You're kidding?

VASYA

What's wrong with that? How are we worse than the rich kids? Maybe we'll even scare someone a bit.

OLEG

Okay. But how are we gonna do it, call a taxi again?

VALERA

Yeah. Let's take a minibus.

VASYA's crew 'Tankograd' approaches the food stall with hot meals.

MISHA

Oh, come on, we can take the tram. Just buy some shawarma to go.

GRISHA

We're not picky.

BOB

Мы народные.

VASYA

Who are we, guys?

ALL SINGING TOGETHER

Tankograd crew! Brothers for life! We're cooler than any other gang!

LEXA

Are we gonna call some girls? It's not the same without our lady friends.

VALERA

Let OLEG bring his Masha and her friends. They'll come along?

OLEG

And where will they disappear to? They want a free ride and sweet balsamic. But no rudeness. Especially not from Vasya 'Vasykina.

VASYA

How did you come up with that?

OLEG

Rumors are going around. She and her friends apparently decided to correct you.

VASYA

What? No way. Only death can 'correct' me. I live by my principles. And wouldn't betray my buddies for some cash. Although, I do have a proposal for them to make some easy money. What do you think, OLEG? Will they agree?

OLEG

Where can they go? But first, they need to get pumped up.

7. НАТ./INТ. CHELYABINSK/KIROVKA – EVENING

MASHA, DASHA, VASILISA, A TIPSY GUY, GRANDMOTHER

In the evening on Kirovka, DASHA, MASHA, and VASILISA stand provocatively. A TIPSY GUY approaches them with a bottle of beer in hand and a wallet under his arm.

A TIPSY GUY

Girls, are you working?

MASHA

And for what purpose are you inquiring?

A TIPSY GUY

Just wanted to relax, that's all.

VASILISA

Then go ahead, relax.

A TIPSY GUY

Oh, you've misunderstood. I just want to blow off some steam.

DASHA

And do you have the money?

A TIPSY GUY

How come.

The tipsy guy reaches into his pocket and pulls out a wad of rubles.

A TIPSY GUY (continuing)

I can treat you all, and even book a room for you at the hotel.

DASHA

Will there be enough strength for three?

A TIPSY GUY

Well, then let's go?

VASILISA

Only on our territory.

A TIPSY GUY

Agreed. How much?

MASHA

You'll pay at the place.

MASHA is the first to head into the nearest yard. DASHA and VASILISA follow her, exchanging glances with the tipsy guy.

DASHA

So, what are you waiting for? Are you coming or not?

A TIPSY GUY

Are you going to ask for my name?

DASHA

Why? Are you going to invite us to get married?! We already have boyfriends.

The guy grins and follows them. He stops, takes a sip of beer, and then catches up with them.

A TIPSY GUY

How old are you all?

DASHA

Don't worry. They won't arrest you.

The girls approach the entrance and go inside. The guy follows them. The girls walk up the stairs. VASYA and Sergey come out from the darkness of the entrance, put a bag over the guy's head. The other guys come running in from the street and press the guy against the wall. They start searching him and taking his money and belongings. Then VASYA hits him in the stomach. The guy falls, gasping for air, and all the robbers with the girls run out onto the street. The guy comes to, removes the bag from his head, and stands up.

A TIPSY GUY

I've been robbed, you scoundrels.

GRANDMOTHER (behind the scenes)

Are you feeling ill?

Asks the GRANDMOTHER from the stair landing and walks down the stairs.

GRANDMOTHER

I hear some noise, what's going on.

A TIPSY GUY

They've been robbed. The crew was left without pay. What should I tell them?

GRANDMOTHER

Are you a construction worker?

A TIPSY GUY

Foreman of the construction team. Interior finishing.

GRANDMOTHER

Well, why didn't you use a credit card?

A TIPSY GUY

Yes, we work illegally. We are from Ukraine. Without a contract.

GRANDMOTHER

We need to call the police.

A TIPSY GUY

What's the use, no injuries? The youngsters handled it professionally. And there's no registration either.

A TIPSY GUY

You should drink less.

Grandmother goes out onto the street.

GRANDMOTHER (behind the scenes)

There are too many newcomers here. They've urinated in all the staircases.

Chapter 5

In the nearest square from Kirovka, boys and girls are sitting on a bench. They are counting and dividing the guy's money.

VASYA

They made quite a haul. Three rubles each for the job.

LEXA

Not to mention the common capital?

VASYA

Yeah, that sucker had seventy bucks in cash.

MASHA

In other words?

OLEG

It's sketchy to refer to thousands as rubles these days.

MASHA

А.

SERGEY

He's probably a dealer. Died pretty well from the drugs.

VASYA

No, doesn't seem like it.

Vasya is giving out shares to everyone.

VASYA (continuing)

Dealers usually hide money in their pants if they don't want to show off in banks. But he kept it in his pocket. Most likely, he stole a car, died, and decided to have some fun.

DASHA

Well, that's good. He won't report it to the police.

OLEG

(laughing)

He wouldn't have reported it anyway. No bruises means no crime.

VASILISA

Don't divide me up.

VASYA

And why is that?

VASILISA

If I knew it would turn out like this, I wouldn't have agreed.

VASYA

Is that correct?

VASILISA

Okay, I'm going home.

DASHA

Vas, where are you going? Nothing happened, right? Just teasing the rabbit and everything is fine?!

VASILISA

And who among you came up with the humane idea of extorting money?

GRISHA

Hmm. Who?! Among us, only one brain. Vasya.

VASYA

Well, who doesn't know him? Okay, let's go for a glass of shawarma?

VASILISA

Alright, folks, see you tomorrow. Girls, you're coming with me?

VASYA

We'll manage even without her.

DASHA

And why not.

Everyone is starting to move from their spot and leave the courtyard.

MISHA

Maybe we'll surprise someone else with a visit?

VASYA

No. The main thing is to jump at the right time with luck. Otherwise, you might just bounce back from luck.

DASHA

Golden words! Are you seeing me off today? My parents went to the village.

VALERA

And for a long time?

DASHA

For a week.

VALERA

So maybe after shawarma, we'll all come over to your place?

DASHA

(disgusted)

I'm not against it.

VASYA

Oh, how I love you all! And why did that silly girl jump off? Putting on a princess act.

MISHA

She's with the panties.

BOB

I don't understand those kinds of people. And what's criminal about it? Just hugged the guy together, and he thanked them.

NOTE: VASYA'S FAMILY CONSISTS OF HIS YOUNGER SISTER LENKA, GRANDMOTHER, GRANDFATHER, MOTHER AND FATHER

On the kitchen, VASYA was sitting with his whole family. Everyone was having breakfast. MOTHER was staring at VASYA intently and sternly. VASYA paid no attention and continued eating calmly.

MOTHER

You have nothing to tell us?

VASYA

What do you mean?

MOTHER

(exploding)

No. Just look at him. He doesn't even blush.

FATHER

Why are you biting him again? He's just a guy. Especially a teenager.

MOTHER

Why are you defending him again? They want to put him on the record in the child's police room.

GRANDFATHER

It's not scary. It would be scary if he faced a prison sentence, now that's scary.

GRANDMOTHER

What are you up to? Have you completely lost your mind?

GRANDFATHER

Actually, they are a family. Let them raise their children..

FATHER

Yes, GRANDFATHER. You jumped down smoothly.

MOTHER

(shouting)

Are you going to keep mocking me like this?

Suddenly MOTHER shouts, making everyone startle. MOTHER starts crying.

MOTHER (continuing)

(crying)

If he gets in trouble with the law, he won't be able to go to university. And without a degree, what will he become? A bum?

GRANDFATHER

I don't have a degree. It doesn't matter, your daughter raised you. And your MOTHER finished only two classes and went to herd geese.

GRANDMOTHER

Well, why are you lying again. It was my MOTHER who herded geese, and I have a vocational school under my belt.

VASYA

Anyway, the disciplinary conversation is postponed indefinitely.

VASYA gets up from the table and goes to his room. He enters the room, turns on the music, and lies down on his bed. MOTHER enters.

MOTHER

Tomorrow after school, the juvenile affairs inspector wants to see you for a conversation. And don't even think about not going.

VASYA

I'll go to this Surma.

MOTHER

Not Surma, but Surma Natalia Viktorovna. And watch your behavior when you're there.

VASYA

Of course, dear mother. I will give her flowers.

MOTHER

You're joking?

Mother leaves the room offended.

In the office, the whole gang of Vasiliy is sitting. The inspector stands in front of them, resembling a teacher.

INSPECTOR

So be it. My name is Natalya Viktorovna Surma. I am your juvenile affairs INSPECTOR. I have received many complaints about you from teachers. Now, you will come to me after classes and do your homework under supervision here.

VASYA

(indignantly)

What about personal time?

INSPECTOR

The cleverest one?

VASYA

No. But now it's not the USSR. It was GRANDFATHER who told me how they were mustered back then.

VASYA

Nowadays, you can make money even without education.

INSPECTOR

I would answer you. You're talkative. But it's complicated for you. There is information that you extort money from schoolchildren. And that already smells like a felony.

VASYA

And who misinformed you like this?

INSPECTOR

That's right, those whom you're shaking down are completely denying it. But their parents and teachers have seen and heard it all.

VASYA

When you have concrete evidence, then I will come to you for lessons.

Vasya gets up from the chair.

VASYA(continuing)

Well, unfortunately, I won't be coming to you. We have democracy, not the dictatorship of the proletariat. And I can perfectly manage my free time.

INSPECTOR

Playing with fire, Vasya.

Vasya leaves the office, followed by the others, one after another.

INSPECTOR

Where are you going?

SERGEY

We are together anyway.

VALERA

We are participating in the "Dirty Dancing" contest at D-club, located on Kirovka.

Chapter 6

There are a lot of people partying at the nightclub and the music is playing loudly. Adults are sitting at the tables drinking. VASYA and his friends approach the entrance, but they are stopped by the security..

VASYA

(angrily)

What's the problem??

THE GUARD

Show me your passport?

SERGEY

Oh, forget it, boss.

THE GUARD

I will show you so hard that you won't seem like enough.

VASYA

Don't play around, buddy. We're compensating for moral damages. Will fifty rubles be enough?" – VASYA pulls out two five-thousand ruble bills and hands them to THE GUARD.

THE GUARD

Darn. I could lose my job if the garbage will take you.

VASYA

And we will be obedient. Honest pioneers.

THE GUARD

Well, look. If you set me up, I'll beat you with a belt myself.

VASYA

Agreed.

VASYA and his friends walk inside and head towards an empty table. On the elevated stage, half-naked strippers with voluptuous bare breasts are dancing.

VALERA

(mouth wide open)

Wow! Real ones!

VASYA

Close your mouth, or you'll catch a cold in your guts.

The waitress girl approaches their table.

THE WAITRESS GIRL

What will you be ordering?

OLEG

Borscht, compote, and an entree.

The waitress looks serious.

THE WAITRESS GIRL

We don't have that here. That's something you'd find at a canteen.

VASYA

Girl, he's joking. Bring us something not too strong and a bite to eat, at your discretion.

SERGEY

Beer and gin with tonic.

THE WAITRESS GIRL

And how old are you guys? You can't drink alcohol?

VASYA

Don't be silly, girl. If we didn't pass the age requirement, they wouldn't have let us in here.

THE WAITRESS GIRL

Sorry.

THE WAITRESS GIRL goes to the bartender. Underage youngsters, slightly tipsy, dance to modern music among the crowd. The girls dance without restraint, resembling strippers. Suddenly, a special forces unit bursts into the room with guns and masks. They make everyone lie on the floor. Those who do not obey are beaten with rifle butts. Afterward, they are taken away by bus to the nearest police station. Vasya and his buddies are also led out to the bus. As detainees, they are handcuffed.

VASYA

Now we will have to come to Surna to learn the lessons specifically.

SERGEY

That's for sure.

In the corridor, the parents of all the teenagers detained in the strip club are waiting. Vasya's MOTHER and FATHER arrive. A police officer leads the teenagers out, and they timidly approach their parents. Vasya looks at his MOTHER and sees tears streaming down her face.

MOTHER

(Offended)

Traitor.

MOTHER leaves the building first.

FATHER

Nobody beat you?

VASYA

No, they just had a conversation with me.

FATHER

Where did you get so much money from?

VASYA

Found it at the bus stop.

FATHER

Alright. We'll talk about this at home. Now they will send the paper for work. They will take away the bonuses and issue a fine. Yes, son, I did not expect this from you.

VASYA

But you weren't like this before?

FATHER

Yes, I also had my wild times until I got married.

Vasya and his father exit the building and follow his mother. They get into the car and drive away.

In the classroom with desks, Vasya and all his friends sit in the presence of Inspector Natalya Viktorovna Surna. They are working on their homework. Inspector Surna is writing something and only occasionally throws a glance at the offenders.

VASYA

That's it, Natalya Viktorovna. I'm done. Will you check it?

INSPECTOR

Why? Your teacher will check it and inform me. If you lied, you will come here for another month. But if not, I will stop your visits in a month. The choice is yours.

VASYA

May God bless you.

INSPECTOR

Are you mocking me?

Friends look at Vasya with a surprised smile.

During the lesson, Vasya sits at the back of the class at the desk with Serega. The teacher is looking at a journal. There is silence in the classroom.

OLEG

Vasya. Do you want to do something funny?

VASYA

Speak.

OLEG

My sister's friends bought a snake online.

VASYA

Cool.

Oleg raises his jacket and the head of a small snake appears from the inner pocket.

VASYA

Is it poisonous?

OLEG

No, it's not. It's a non-venomous species. A Corn Snake. But it's still a teenager.

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