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The little frog Kvak once decided that he was a helicopter.



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He attached a propeller from a broken fan to his head.



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Kvak stood on a stump and began to spin his head very, very fast.



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The propeller buzzed, the little frog jumped up and immediately flopped into a puddle.



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Auntie Toad climbed out of the puddle in curlers and said, "Kvak, you've stirred up all my mud!"



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Kvak hiccupped, slime hung from his nose, and he said proudly, "Well, I'm a water helicopter!"



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Every morning now, Auntie Toad finds the propeller in the puddle and washes his feet.



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Barsik, a fat ginger cat, once stole a sausage as long as his own shadow.



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He decided not to eat it but to go with it to a fencing competition.



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The cat tied the sausage to his paw and showed up in the hall where fencers were training.



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"En garde!" meowed Barsik and attacked the coach.



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The sausage slapped against the helmets hilariously, and the whole hall fell over laughing.



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In the end, Barsik got a gold medal "For the Best Sausage Lunge."



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On the podium, the cat proudly ate his sports equipment.



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Worm Vasya received a letter: he was enrolled in the Chocolate Academy.



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"Hooray, I'm going to study to be a chocolate filling!" he shouted.



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At the first lesson, you had to bore a hole in a chocolate bar in exactly one minute.



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Vasya got so excited that he gnawed not into the chocolate bar, but into the teacher, Uncle Truffle.



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Uncle Truffle, full of holes, said seriously, "Congratulations, Vasya, you are transferred to the cheese carving class."



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Vasya got upset, but when he tried cheese for the first time, he realized it was fate.



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Now he is a star of parmesan lacework.



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Little penguin Ping found his granny penguin's glasses on the shore.



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He put them on, and the world immediately became crooked and very funny.



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Ping saw a whale and shouted, "Why does this fishy have a fountain hat?"



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The whale got offended, blew a fountain right at Ping, and the penguin flew up like a jet ball.



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Granny watched from under her flipper and smiled, "Take off the glasses, grandson, it's not a fishy, it's the jack of our bay."



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Ping gave the glasses back, and everything became normal, but a hundred times more boring.



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Now he asks Granny for the glasses every evening to see a dancing mustachioed walrus.



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In the fridge lived a Sausage Sandwich named Butya.



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Butya dreamed of becoming a diplomat and solving world conflicts.



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One day Ketchup quarrelled with Mustard over a shelf spot.



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Butya lay down between them and solemnly announced, "I am the neutral strip!"



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Ketchup splattered a spot, Mustard sneezed a seed, and Butya became multicolored.



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Butya said, "See, now I am a friendship sandwich."



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The conflict was resolved, and Butya was eaten in the evening with appetite and honours.




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