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  , 2026



ISBN 978-5-0071-0394-7

     Ridero







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 Up down up down[1 -     (  ).]         ,  up down up down

 James, stop it![2 - ,  ! (  ).]    ,         .

 Stop what?[3 -  ? (  ).]

 Stop annoying me, stop repeating up, down, up, down![4 -   ,   , , , 瓻 (  ).]      .

 OK, Max[5 - ,  (  ).],   .

     ,     .      ,     ,  , ,   ,   .        ,     .         :  Jump jump jump.

         ,    :  Jump, jump, jump, jump!

 Are you kidding me?[6 -  ,   ? (  ).]    .

 OK, OK.

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 Why are you laughing?[7 -   ? (  ).]   .

 I have a joke, wanna it?[8 -    , ? (  ).]

 NO! Keep it yourself![9 - !  ! (  ).]    .

 So, listen[10 - ,  (  ).],   ,  .  Knock-knock![11 - -! (  ).]

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 Knock-knock, Max!    ,     :  Knock-knock, Max I can knock all the way to our base.[12 - -,            (  ).]

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 What? You speak Russian OK, wait, Ill switch on my translator[13 - ?   - , ,     (  ).],          ,     .  Done, repeat it.[14 - ,  (  ).]

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 Knock-knock!    .

 Whos there?[15 -  ? (  ).]        .

 Max.

 Oh, my Max who?[16 -    ? (  ).]

 Max, who flew to the moon on a two-month expedition, but has already spent two years there and does not know when he will return back to Earth![17 - ,       ,     2    ,     ! (  ).]    .

 Its not funny![18 -   ! (  ).]  ,        .

 Yep, the truth is an unpleasant thing, such is life![19 - ,    ,  ! (  ).]

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 Im tired, maybe we should take a break?[20 -  ,  ,    ? (  ).]

 Say thank you to one wonderful person who forgot to charge the rover before leaving for the site. And we had to leave it in one of the craters and walk[21 -     ,        .             (  ).],    .

 I understand your sarcastic attack on me, but Im flattered that you think Im wonderful[22 -        ,   ,      (  ).],        .

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 No-o-o! Lets take another rover and do it together. On the way back, we can arrange a race to the base, who is faster. OK?[23 - -!        .         ,  . ? (  ).],    , ,      ,    ,   ,       ,    .         ,      .

 No-no-no! You will do it yourself, alone[24 - --!    ,   (  ).].

 Youre an evil man, Max![25 -   ,  (  ).]

 No, Im just trying to be fair.[26 - ,      (  ).]

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 Ma-a-a-x!       .

 What else?[27 -  ? (  ).]    .

 One more joke![28 -   ! (  ).]

 No! Its enough for me![29 - !   ! (  ).]    .




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