Dancing on Coffins. Black comedy

Christian shoots Julia a loving look.

CHRISTIAN

Close your eyes.

JULIA SHWEETNER

What for?

CHRISTIAN

Close them. It’s a surprise.

Julia closes her eyes. Christian pulls out a gold bracelet from his pocket and clasps it on her hand.

CHRISTIAN

Open.

Julia opens her eyes and sees the bracelet on her wrist.

JULIA SHWEETNER

Oh my goodness! Christian! A gold bracelet! What a gesture!

CHRISTIAN

Well, it is out anniversary remember?

Julia kisses him.

JULIA SHWEETNER

I’m shocked. I have no words!

EXT. MINNEAPOLIS – THE CROSSROADS – DAY

Across from the Italian Restaurant we see the gang clearing the area around them of people, scaring children and security guards away.

HAROLD HOFFMAN

Ok boys have a look at that screen up there, we should be going live in a few minutes. I’ve paid good money for this!

They look up at the huge digital advertising screen. They look to it in anticipation.

Unexpectedly, the screen dies. In a few seconds on a black background we see a bright red inscription “COFFINS”. From each letter, drops of blood flow. The gang shout in excitement.

HAZONE

Harry. Look! It’s up!

Harry looks up to the screen, putting his phone conversation on hold. On the screen there is an inscription:

You will fit in our coffins best

Without the diet and the stress

FUNERAL HOME “HON”