Heading For Trouble!

“A kiss is just a kiss? Well, there’s one way to find out.” About the Author Title Page CHAPTER ONE CHAPTER TWO CHAPTER THREE CHAPTER FOUR CHAPTER FIVE CHAPTER SIX CHAPTER SEVEN CHAPTER EIGHT CHAPTER NINE CHAPTER TEN CHAPTER ELEVEN CHAPTER TWELVE CHAPTER THIRTEEN Copyright

“A kiss is just a kiss? Well, there’s one way to find out.”

And before Morgan could back away, Richard Kavanagh’s arms closed around her, and he kissed her full on the mouth.

Morgan found her knees actually going weak at this new assault on her senses. Instinctively she clutched at him for support. And at this point, to her dismay, Morgan lost her head. She took a sideways turn, drew her arm back, and landed a powerful right jab on his eye.

Even now, nearly a year and a half later, she cringed at the memory. It had been so uncool. So unfeminine. Just about anything would have been better than punching him.

He had laughed softly and seized hold of her wrist. “If I were you, I’d think about whether I was so angry because I got something I didn’t want...” an index finger traced, with casual contempt, her tingling mouth “...or because got more than I bargained for.”

Linda Miles was born in Kenya, spent her childhood in Argentina, Brazil and Peru, and completed her education in England. She is a keen rider, and wrote her first story at the age of ten when laid up with a broken leg after a fall. She considers three months a year the minimum acceptable holiday allowance, but has never got an employer to see reason, and took up writing romance novels as a way to have adventures and see the world.

www.millsandboon.co.uk

CHAPTER ONE

AT FOUR-THIRTY on Good Friday afternoon Morgan Roberts stood halfway up a hill above Clive’s Scrap and Lumber and wondered where she’d gone wrong.

She’d come down from London to spend Easter weekend with her father and young stepmother on the family farm near the Welsh border—surely a simple enough plan. But nothing in Morgan’s life was ever simple.

Her decrepit alarm hadn’t gone off, she’d thrown on the first clothes that had come to hand, raced across east London to Liverpool Street, chewed her nails—the Circle Line had been ‘experiencing signalling problems’—and had almost missed her train out of Paddington. Not the best of starts. But she’d stepped demurely off the train three hours later filled with the very best intentions. Where had she gone wrong?

She’d meant to change the instant she got to the house, and here she was, three hours later, in a grey leotard which had once, long ago, been black, grey plimsolls which had once, long ago, been white, and a disreputable sarong which might, to an unsympathetic eye, have looked quite a lot like a recycled teatowel. She’d meant to behave with rigid conventionality from the word go, and instead...

‘Go on, Morgan, you can do it!’

‘It’s easy!’

Sarah and Jenny, the nine-year-old Twins from Hell by her father’s second marriage, took up a chorus they’d been repeating all afternoon.

‘It’s not scary!’ Six-year-old Ben, the long-awaited son, added this with just a hint of a swagger.

Morgan tugged absently on the glossy black plait which had wormed its way over her shoulder like a confiding snake. A tender spring breeze rippled through young grass; the spring sunlight seemed to bathe the scene in champagne; it was a perfect afternoon for rolling down a hill inside a tyre. But she’d promised Elaine...

‘This could be my chance of a breakthrough,’ her sister had sighed over the phone earlier that week. ‘No more breakfast TV for people who hate to get up in the morning. All right for some—they should try getting up in the middle of the night.’

Now Elaine had her eye on higher things—specifically on a place as co-host with Richard Kavanagh, the go-for-the-jugular presenter of Firing Line. There had been a short digression, which Morgan had heard dozens of times before, on his precocity, ratings, unheard-of salary and crazy fans—‘Did you hear about the girl who smuggled herself into his hotel room in Carlisle?’—and then the axe had fallen.

‘Someone from the studio’s coming down from London this weekend,’ Elaine had said mysteriously, refusing to name names, and had laid down the law in no uncertain terms. If Morgan didn’t give the wrong impression by dressing in teatowels, jousting on broomsticks and otherwise disgracing herself, the job could be Elaine’s for the asking.

‘Aren’t you going to try it even once?’ asked Ben.

Morgan shook her head.

‘It’s got to go back to the scrapyard anyway,’ Sarah said cunningly. ‘What difference does it make if you’re inside it?’

Morgan knew that she was being manipulated—it was well-known in the family that she never turned down a dare—but that didn’t make it any easier to resist temptation. Elaine and the mystery guest weren’t expected for hours—well, at least another hour. She looked longingly down at the inviting sand-hill at the foot of the slope, and sighed irritably.

She didn’t care what Elaine said; she didn’t really believe there could be a vacant seat on Firing Line. Morgan had met Richard Kavanagh only once, briefly, in circumstances that she would rather forget—but she considered herself something of an expert on his programme. Its coverage of controversial issues was undeniably addictive, and for the past three years she’d been getting weekly doses of the black-browed Boy Wonder of the box flaying alive the corrupt, the exploitative and the inefficient—but that didn’t blind her to the ruthless showmanship of its sardonic presenter.

She couldn’t see Richard Kavanagh taking on a co-host without a fight, and she couldn’t see him taking on a fight without winning it, which meant that all her good behaviour was for nothing.

‘Don’t you like doing this kind of thing when you’re grown-up?’ Jenny asked guilelessly.

Morgan gritted her teeth. And then she remembered, suddenly, that Elaine hadn’t said anything about tyres.

It was only five o’clock, anyway. Elaine would never know.

‘Well, as a matter of fact I don’t think Elaine would mind about tyres,’ she said innocently, in a low, husky voice which gave grace to even her most casual remarks. The spark of mischief in her smoky grey eyes made her look more like a ten-year-old urchin than a five-foot-eight-inch twenty-six-year-old teacher. ‘She didn’t mention them.’

The children giggled delightedly.

Morgan settled herself inside the enormous, exarticulated-lorry tyre, which she’d taken from the scrapyard just in case as being a better size for an adult. Pressing her elbows close to her sides, she gripped the inner rims of the tyre with her hands and took careful aim for the sand-hill. She gave a shove with her feet, tucking them quickly together as the tyre rolled forward. And she was off.

The tyre raced down the slope, turning over and over and over. Morgan’s head swam as the world inside swept by in a revolving blur. There was a dull thud as the tyre struck the foot of the sand-hill; any second now it would keel over as it ran out of steam. But it didn’t seem to be losing much speed.

The tyre rolled forward another foot or so, hesitated, and then began to roll down the other shoulder of the mound.

And now everything seemed to happen very fast. The tyre trundled briskly down the lane used by trucks for dumping sand, miraculously avoiding the ruts and potholes which might have stopped it. The gate at the end of the lane was open; the tyre cleared the crossroads at a single bound. It plunged, with stomach-churning abruptness, down the next slope, descended a pitted, rocky stream bed in a series of sharp, jarring bounces, soared over a drainage ditch at the foot of the hill and swept across the main road.

There was a scream of brakes.

The tyre took one final bound and came to rest in the marshy, rain-sodden ground below the road.

There was a blessed absence of motion. There was silence. And then there was the sound of a car door opening, and footsteps. Morgan extracted herself slowly, unsteadily from the tyre.

‘Just what the hell did you think you were doing?’ It was a man’s voice, oddly familiar.

Morgan was now standing up to her calves in oozy mud—the same mud that was, she discovered, liberally plastered over the sarong, leotard and what she could see of her plait. She squelched forward, while the ground swayed and dipped and threw her to her knees in the mire.

‘Are you all right?’ he asked belatedly.

Morgan staggered to her feet again. She fixed her eyes on the stranger. Was it a stranger? The face was familiar. Sardonic, black-browed...

Morgan’s head began to swim again. A voice inside it was saying, You idiot, you idiot, you idiot. Who else but fan-plagued Richard Kavanagh himself would want to keep his presence a secret? She should have known who Elaine’s mystery guest would be—and, if she had, wild horses could not have dragged her where he might remember the last time they’d met.

Morgan didn’t dare look at the car, where Elaine was no doubt waiting in icy rage. She looked down at the sarong; to say it looked like an old teatowel would have been to pay it a brass-faced compliment. She brushed ineffectually at a large clod of mud and grass, smearing it down the long line of her hip. What on earth was she going to do?

‘Are you all right?’ he repeated, adding, ‘You bloody fool,’ not so sotto voce for good measure. No, there was no mistaking him. Prudence might have suggested keeping her eyes down, giving him no chance to look her full in the face. Morgan raised her swimming head.

‘Richard Kavanagh, I presume?’ she said sarcastically, looking him straight in the eye. And she wondered dazedly what had hit her.

For the past three years she’d been shouting objections at the handsome, arrogant face whenever it had appeared on the screen; familiarity should long ago have robbed it of the power to surprise her. The black slash of brow, the eyes like burnished steel, the imperious, high-bridged nose and cynical mouth—features as much his trademark as the savage irony of his questions—were an undeniably potent combination, but she should have been used to them by now, for heaven’s sake. She’d seen them probably hundreds of times—not exactly blind to their appeal, of course, but amused because they were so obvious.

Well, she wasn’t laughing now. In the split second when their eyes met, the air between them seemed to crackle with electricity; she should have dragged her eyes away, but they seemed to have a will of their own. It was suddenly hard to breathe. And for what seemed an eternity but could only have been the space of a heartbeat she stared, enthralled, at the dark, piratical face gazing down at her.

In that instant of breathless concentration she was attuned to even his slightest change of expression—to the faint frown which greeted her cheeky remark, the sudden glitter when the brilliant eyes registered unerringly that swift spark of attraction.

Morgan could have sworn that she cared nothing for what Richard Kavanagh might think of her, but at his look of cold contempt she flinched violently—and struggled again for balance. And now the ill-used sarong seemed to feel that it had had enough; its knot parted, and it slid from her hips, down her long legs and into the mud, leaving a trail of slime in its wake.

The leotard covered rather more of her anatomy than the average swimsuit, but the look in Kavanagh’s eyes made her feel as if she had stripped to the skin. She bent instinctively to retrieve the cloth from the mud.

The sudden movement was too much for her reeling head. Morgan swayed wildly from side to side, and at last fell headlong into his arms.

For an instant the world stopped pitching and heaving as she came to rest against a body which seemed to be all muscle. She was aware again, fleetingly, of that strange, uncomfortable breathlessness. And then her head began to swim again as Richard Kavanagh deliberately disengaged the hands which clutched at him. Hands like iron bands clasped her wrists and held her at arm’s length. And as he steadied her the world came into focus again and Morgan stared at him in blank dismay.

On setting out for a weekend in the country, Richard Kavanagh had, she realised, done what most civilised adults would have done. He had changed before he’d left London so as to be presentable when he arrived. Specifically he had changed into a charcoal-grey linen jacket, grey trousers, a dark blue shirt and painted red silk tie—all of which were now streaked with mud and a green slime which clashed horribly with the colour scheme.

If she was honest she didn’t give a brass farthing for the inconvenience to Mr Richard Kavanagh, but what on earth would Elaine say when she saw him?

‘Oh, Mr Kavanagh, I’m terribly sorry!’ she gasped. ‘But I’m sure it will come out. If you’ll let me have them I’ll be happy to have them cleaned.’

‘Oh, for God’s sake!’ In his exasperation he swung his arms wide, then in even greater exasperation caught hold of her again as she tilted sideways. ‘It’s very kind of you,’ he said with withering sarcasm, ‘but I’m actually rather attached to them. I didn’t bargain on handing out souvenirs to the natives, so I’m afraid I only packed for one.’

Morgan stared at him uncomprehendingly. While she tried to gather her wits he proceeded to favour her with a trenchant condemnation of her manners, morals and intelligence with impressive fluency, not to mention a colourful vocabulary unrestrained by the decencies of the screen. After what seemed an hour, but could only have been a few minutes, he brought himself under control.

‘I’m delighted that you like the programme,’ he said very softly. He had stopped shouting, and there was somehow something even more unnerving in the sheer effort that went into confining himself to this silky, ironic tone. ‘But I’m afraid that doesn’t make me your personal property; and it certainly doesn’t give you the right to endanger the lives of anyone who has the bad luck to be on the roads.

‘Just out of curiosity I’d be interested to know exactly what you expected to get out of this ridiculous exhibition. Was I supposed to oblige you behind the nearest bush?’ The grey eyes flickered over her in bored dismissal. ‘Or were you just hoping I’d autograph the tyre?’

Morgan stared at him, open-mouthed. Of all the arrogant, conceited, self-satisfied... ‘You think I’m one of your fans?’ she said incredulously.

The cynical gaze showed not a flicker of self-doubt. ‘Oh, were you hoping to break into television? I think you’ve picked the wrong industry, you know; perhaps you should think of Hollywood.’ He paused, with the impeccable timing which made his style of interview so deadly. ‘I’ve begged and pleaded for a casting couch, but the studio simply won’t listen to reason.’

Morgan knew with maddening certainty that in half an hour she would have thought of twenty or thirty devastatingly witty replies with which to pulverise him. Now she could think of nothing but ‘What?’ and ‘How dare you?’

‘What?’ she said, trying to make her venomous tone compensate for a certain deficiency in verbal brilliance. ‘How dare you?’

He dropped her hands abruptly, and this time Morgan was steady on her feet. She felt as if she’d been nailed to the spot.

‘Just one word of advice,’ he said levelly. ‘If you choose to act like a silly teenager, that’s your own affair. But if you ever again pull a dangerous, irresponsible stunt like this to get my attention I’ll give you something to remember me by all right, and I can guarantee you won’t like it.’ He gave her a singularly chilling smile and added pleasantly, ‘If I were you I’d stick to coming up through cakes.’

He turned on his heel and walked back to the car. For all he knew, Morgan thought bitterly, she might have a concussion or worse, but he got into the car and slammed the door without a backward glance.

As she adjusted the muddy sarong about her hips again she did a sudden double take and looked again at the passenger seat—the empty passenger seat—of the car. Where was Elaine? And, come to think of it, why was he down here on the old canal road? The road to the house went out the other side of the village—this led only to the chemical processing plant and then back to the motorway.

A wild flash of hope seized her. Perhaps the appearance of Richard Kavanagh was sheer, devilish coincidence. Elaine had mentioned, she now remembered, that Firing Line was being pre-recorded for the bank holiday—but that would free other people from the studio besides its arrogant star. It defied belief that a consummate performer like Richard Kavanagh would willingly share the limelight; probably he had a team working on a programme in the area, and Elaine’s mystery guest was part of the entourage...

Or someone higher up? Perhaps Elaine, at this very moment, was being driven along the motorway by a fat, bald TV executive—someone on whom Morgan still had a chance to make a good impression. A glance at her watch showed her just how slight a chance, and she scrambled back up the bank into the road.

The motor roared into life, and the car, which was now tilted down a slippery slope above the bog, began to reverse smartly and then slid another foot or so forward. There was an ominous gulping, sucking sound as the front tyres sank to the hub-caps in mud.

Morgan knew that she should feel sorry—after all, it was her fault, even if she hadn’t meant to do it—but she couldn’t help a mean satisfaction at this anticlimactic end to his grand exit. He might have had the last word, but he wasn’t going to have the last laugh, she thought sourly.

The car’s motor was cut off. Richard Kavanagh got out and began looking, not very hopefully, into the boot.

After a short struggle with herself Morgan squelched down the road to see if she could help.

‘Go away,’ he said, not looking up. ‘If my car disappears under this swamp I plan to mark the spot with a human sacrifice, and I can’t think of anyone I’d rather sacrifice than you. Why don’t you get going now and put a safe distance between us while you’ve got the chance?’

Morgan searched for a snappy reply, failed to find one, and realised in exasperation that at least half her mind was taken up with the useless but distracting discovery that his rather raffish good looks were just as eye-catching seen in profile. ‘Are you staying in the area?’ she probed delicately. It seemed less of a dead give-away than, Where’s Elaine?

‘If there are many more like you around, not if I can help it. Now go away.’

‘I am going,’ said Morgan. ‘I’m horribly late. I just wanted to say—’

‘Unless you wanted to say you have a supply of two-by-fours up your sleeve I don’t want to hear it. Scram.’

‘What I wanted to say,’ said Morgan, ‘was that you need to get something under the tyres. There’s a scrap and lumber-yard just up the hill.’

He turned his head now, flicking her an impatient glance—and as the diamond-hard eyes met hers unexpectedly Morgan’s heart gave a queer little lurch. Infuriating. It wasn’t as if she even liked the man—and he was obviously getting completely the wrong idea.

‘And also,’ Morgan added coldly, ‘I am not one of your fans. I think your interviewing methods are sadistic and self-serving and your looks make me think of a thirties matinée idol. I think you have about as much sex appeal as those Spanish bullfighters who think it proves their virility to kill an animal to entertain a crowd. I wouldn’t give a bent paper-clip for one of your kisses, or for your signature, unless it was at the bottom of a cheque.’

‘So this was more of an assassination attempt, is that it?’

‘This was an accident,’ she informed him haughtily. ‘I was simply playing with the children and the tyre got away. It could have happened to anyone.’

‘So that explains it,’ said Richard Kavanagh, looking thoughtfully at the beached car. ‘I was wondering why there were so many children around.’

‘All right,’ said Morgan. ‘I made it up. Fine. I think I’ll take my tyre back to the imaginary scrapyard and leave you to dream up something to brace your car with.’ As she turned on her heel shrill cries drifted from above as the children peered down the slope to the main road. ‘I’ve always had a very vivid imagination,’ she remarked over her shoulder.

‘All right, damn you,’ said her sister’s unsuspecting colleague-to-be. ‘Remind me of where you imagined this bloody lumber-yard was.’

Which was probably, Morgan thought, Richard Kavanagh’s idea of an apology. Not that she cared. If only he knew it, she was about to engineer his downfall. She would go back to the house and be amazingly charming and delightful to a fat, bald TV executive, and he would decide instantly that the sister of this wonderful person must appear on Firing Line. Little though Richard Kavanagh might suspect it, he was practically part of a double act already.

‘Over there,’ said Morgan, gesturing vaguely upwards. ‘You can’t miss it. I’d give you a hand but I’m horribly late. Good luck.’ She looked up the hill, wishing that she could ditch the sarong for the climb—but she certainly wasn’t going to with Richard Kavanagh watching. She strode resolutely to the foot of the slope.

‘Wait a minute.’

Morgan turned back. ‘Yes?’ she asked coldly.

He glanced at his watch, then at the car, then with barely suppressed exasperation at Morgan. ‘Are you sure you’re in one piece? I’ve got a first-aid kit in the car if you need patching up,’ he offered reluctantly.

‘Oh, this is nothing,’ Morgan said airily, unwisely shaking her head to emphasise the point. She staggered a step or two before catching her balance again.

‘Do you need a lift somewhere?’ he offered, even more reluctantly. ‘If you don’t mind waiting a few minutes...’

Morgan looked at the car, its nose tilted into the swamp. ‘Thanks,’ she said. ‘But I don’t think you’re going my way.’

CHAPTER TWO

THE long, uncomfortable trek back to the house gave Morgan plenty of time to cast a cold, self-critical eye over her behaviour that afternoon. Her meeting with Richard Kavanagh was, it seemed, only an accident; she didn’t think she’d hurt Elaine’s chances yet. But if she’d really taken Elaine’s interests seriously she would have been dressed and ready for company over an hour ago. Well, she would make up for it all now, she vowed. One bald, fat, cigar-smoking TV executive wouldn’t know what had hit him.

She left the children in the kitchen, vying to tell her father and stepmother the story of her latest scrape, and hurried upstairs to the room that she was sharing with Elaine, her own having been made over to the mystery guest.

Elaine’s meticulously packed suitcase lay open on one twin bed, but at least Elaine wasn’t there. The signs of her single-minded pursuit of success through the years—the trophies and certificates and Elaine-edited school newspapers, the photos of Elaine with all the girls from the ‘in’ group at school—seemed to glare at her in mute reproach as she tore off her wet, muddy clothes, but at least it was better than hearing Elaine’s views of her carelessness at first hand.

She showered at breakneck speed, dried her hair, managed to French-braid it on only the fifth attempt, and at last slipped into the cherry-coloured silk tunic that she had bought a few days earlier. ‘Make an effort,’ Elaine had said, so she’d allowed herself to be seduced by the blaze of embroidery, by the way the superficial demureness of the princess collar, long, close-fitting sleeves and knee-length hem was undercut by long slits up the sides of the skirt. Next she put on tights, new high-heeled shoes—must remember not to fall over, she thought—and then was ready for the coup de grâce.