Undercover Nanny

Slapping her hand over her mouth, D.J. gasped. “I didn’t realize I had a curfew! If I’d known I could have told you to… stick it in your ear.”

“Nice talk. They teach you that in nanny school?”

“What are you so upset about?” D.J. demanded to know. “Did your girlfriend leave early?”

An expression of such clear disdain crossed Daisy’s face that Max’s attitude took a sudden swing…for the better.

Hell, he loved it when she did that—tossed her head like a a sassy colt and gave him her best “I couldn’t care less” look. Because that’s when he knew she did care.

Dear Reader,

Well, it’s September, which always sounds like a fresh start to me, no matter how old I get. And evidently we have six women this month who agree. In Home Again by Joan Elliott Pickart, a woman who can’t have children has decided to work with them in a professional capacity—but when she is assigned an orphaned little boy, she fears she’s in over her head. Then she meets his gorgeous guardian—and she’s sure of it!

In the next installment of MOST LIKELY TO…, The Measure of a Man by Marie Ferrarella, a single mother attempting to help her beloved former professor joins forces with a former campus golden boy, now the college…custodian. What could have happened? Allison Leigh’s The Tycoon’s Marriage Bid pits a pregnant secretary against her ex-boss who, unbeknownst to him, has a real connection to her baby’s father. In The Other Side of Paradise by Laurie Paige, next up in her SEVEN DEVILS miniseries, a mysterious woman seeking refuge as a ranch hand learns that she may have more ties to the community than she could have ever suspected. When a beautiful nurse is assigned to care for a devastatingly handsome, if cantankerous, cowboy, the results are…well, you get the picture—but you can have it spelled out for you in Stella Bagwell’s next MEN OF THE WEST book, Taming a Dark Horse. And in Undercover Nanny by Wendy Warren, a domestically challenged female detective decides it’s necessary to penetrate the lair of single father and heir to a grocery fortune by pretending to be…his nanny. Hmm.

It could work….

So enjoy, and snuggle up. Fall weather is just around the corner….

Happy reading!

Gail Chasan

Senior Editor

Undercover Nanny

Wendy Warren

www.millsandboon.co.uk

This one is for the Ladies of Love—Ginger Kentzell, Darla Lukenbaugh and Susan Lute—fellow writers, sisters, soul mates. How did we get so lucky? I love you, Ladies!

WENDY WARREN

lives with her husband, Tim, a dog, a cat and their recent—and most exciting!—addition, baby daughter Elisabeth, near the Pacific Northwest’s beautiful Willamette River. Their house was previously owned by a woman named Cinderella, who bequeathed them a gardenful of flowers they try desperately (and occasionally successfully) not to kill, and a pink General Electric oven, circa 1958, that makes the kitchen look like an I Love Lucy rerun.

A two-time recipient of the Romance Writers of America’s RITA® Award for Best Traditional Romance, Wendy loves to read and write the kind of books that remind her of the old movies she grew up watching with her mom—stories about decent people looking for the love that can make an ordinary life heroic. Wendy was an Affaire de Coeur finalist for Best Up and Coming Romance Author of 1997. When not writing, she likes to take long walks with her dog, settle in for cozy chats with good friends and sneak tofu into her husband’s dinner. She always enjoys hearing from readers, and may be reached at P.O. Box 1208, Ashland, OR 97520.

Contents

Chapter One

Chapter Two

Chapter Three

Chapter Four

Chapter Five

Chapter Six

Chapter Seven

Chapter Eight

Chapter Nine

Chapter Ten

Chapter Eleven

Chapter Twelve

Chapter Thirteen

Chapter Fourteen

Chapter Fifteen

Chapter Sixteen

Chapter Seventeen

Chapter Eighteen

Chapter One

Wham!

Daisy June Holden slammed her fist into a stomach so dense it nearly broke her knuckles. Her victim jerked, but that was all. D.J. danced back, whirled and shot a roundhouse kick to his head.

Take that.

He never flinched.

Feet shuffling expertly, she ducked out of the way of a retaliatory punch and narrowed angry eyes at her assailant. You’re goin’ down.

His smirk pissed the hell out of her. She dove at him, throwing two unforgiving shots to his rib cage, an uppercut to the jaw and the final blow—a cruel, cruel strike to his groin.

Panting from exertion, D.J. hopped back, assessed her opponent’s condition and allowed herself a brief victorious smile. You lose, pal. Crime never pays.

Wiping the sweat from her brow with a bare forearm, she used her teeth to tug the boxing glove off her right hand and flexed her fingers.

“Sheesh, D.J., have a heart, would ya?” Angelo Fantozzi, owner-manager of Angelo’s Gym Downtown, looked mournfully at the man-shaped punching bag he provided for his clients. Helping D.J. off with her remaining glove, he tucked them both under his arm and massaged her sore fingers. “You keep whaling like that on my equipment, I’m going to have to get all new stock. What’s the matter? You get up on the wrong side of the bed or something?”

Immediately, D.J.’s stomach began to churn. Angelo was the best, a king-size teddy bear, but she had never discussed her problems with him. She’d come to the gym this morning so she could work out some of the tension that was turning her into an antacid junkie. When it came to conversation, however, she disliked turning herself inside out so other people could see her troubles.

No…that wasn’t true. She didn’t “dislike” it; she hated it. Chronicling her woes out loud made her feel weak, tragic.

Fixing her problems—that’s what D.J. liked.

She glanced back at Angelo. He was waiting for a response, and he didn’t look like he was going to take “No problem” for an answer, so she shrugged. “PMS.”

Immediately the giant man turned beet red. “Oh, yeah, okay, well, whatever.” He patted the air with a beefy hand and walked away.

D.J. smiled. Pity that her troubles couldn’t be averted as easily as Angie.

Taking a deep breath, she blew it out slowly then rolled her shoulders. Angelo’s punching bag wasn’t the only thing going down. Thompson Investigations, the detective agency D.J. worked for—had worked for in one capacity or another since she was sixteen years old—was about to sink faster than stones in a river…unless D.J. found a way to keep it afloat.

Her stomach gurgled unpleasantly, making her regret the Danish she’d eaten before her workout. Wiping her face with the thin towel she’d slung around her neck, D.J. had made it halfway to the women’s showers when the pager at her hip buzzed. Looking down, she read the numbers on the digital display, and her heart started pumping as if she’d begun her workout all over again. This was the call she’d been hoping for.

Rushing to her locker, she fumbled with the combination, dragged out her duffel bag and rummaged through its jumbled contents. Seizing her cell phone, she checked the pager again then punched in Loretta Mallory’s home phone number—the private line.

D.J. had met with the elderly woman yesterday to discuss Loretta’s needs, private-investigatorwise. The case she had in mind was a bit more involved than the missing persons or cheating spouse cases D.J. usually handled, but that was good; the fee would be greater than usual, too. Unfortunately for D.J.’s burgeoning ulcer, Loretta was also careful and conservative and had opted to sleep on her decision to use D.J.’s services.

A sudden case of cottonmouth made D.J. realize how worried she’d been that Mrs. Mallory wouldn’t call, even to say she’d hired somebody else. Loretta Mallory was a wealthy woman, who could afford to pay top dollar, and D.J….

“I am a professional who can deliver the goods,” she said under her breath, hoping the mantra would buck up her resolve in the event her prospective client required more convincing. Thompson Investigations needed this job like a calf needed milk.

The phone rang twice before a cultured but obviously elderly voice stated, “Loretta Mallory.”

D.J. took a calming breath. Confidence begat power, and power was far more persuasive than desperation. Remembering that, she spoke as smoothly and evenly as any person with an urgent need could expect of herself. “Mrs. Mallory, this is Private Investigator Holden. I just received your page.”

Bette Davis put it best: “What a dump.”

D.J. stood just inside the door of Tavern on the Tracks, waiting for her eyes to adjust to the dim bar lighting. When they did, she almost choked.

The large square room was decorated in sixties-style restaurant chic—burgundy leather, tufted chairs that had been patched a few times too many, round wooden tables, threadbare navy-blue carpeting and red flocked wallpaper that looked as if it was molting.

At 4:00 p.m. only a few customers perched on the tall stools tucked up against a bar that ran almost the full length of the far wall. It looked like “happy hour” could use a Prozac here at the tavern. Fortunately that suited D.J. just fine this evening. She was looking for someone, and when she found him, she wanted his full attention.

In a ridiculously tiny but fashionably correct purse, she’d tucked a snapshot of the man she’d come to see—Loretta Mallory’s grandson.

Maxwell Lotorto was the heir to the Mallory supermarket dynasty—Loretta’s daughter’s only child. Loretta had not seen her wayward grandson since he was a teenager, but she had a photo that was taken at his high school graduation—fifteen years ago. With no idea how to find Maxwell, Loretta had started interviewing P.I.s.

Standing straight and tall, D.J. squared her broad shoulders in a red dress that fit like a layer of glue. Fixing her gaze on the bar, she ignored the row of male backs on the customer side in favor of the man tending to drinks. Her brown eyes narrowed. Her heart rate accelerated. It always did when she was this close to victory.

The photo in her purse showed a young man with black hair. Dressed in a cap and gown for his high school graduation, he was tall with strong shoulders, but at seventeen he still had the lean, gangly look of a teenager.

The person behind the bar was all grown-up. And undeniably, heart-thumpingly masculine.

Maxwell Lotorto’s looks were a striking combination of light and dark—dark hair, light skin, light eyes. He was a tall drink of water, too. Even at five foot seven and in three-inch heels, D.J. didn’t come close to his height. For a moment she wondered if she had the right Max Lotorto. Then he looked up.

The dim room disappeared. Eyes the color of an overcast sky zeroed in on her like radar, and pure male heat radiated from their depths. He neither smiled nor acknowledged her in any other way, but the steadiness of his gaze made several of the other men at the bar turn to see what he was looking at.

D.J. struggled to maintain her concentration. She was here to do a job. Finding Max Lotorto was merely the beginning. Loretta Mallory would not pay a small fortune for a mere missing-persons gig; what she truly wanted was to have her grandson investigated. Evaluated. She wanted details, as many as she could get so she could decide whether to herd her AWOL lamb back to the fold. D.J. had opinions—mostly negative—about ordering an investigation before deciding whether to hook up with your own flesh and blood. But then again she didn’t have millions to protect, and Loretta was looking for an heir, not only someone with whom to share Thanksgivings.

More importantly, Loretta paid top dollar for services rendered, so D.J. intended to keep her opinions to herself and give the woman everything she asked for. Thompson Investigations had two weeks to cough up five months of back rent or they’d be doing business from the pay phone at Hot Dog Hut. If this job was successful, on the other hand, they’d be debt free—and then some—for awhile.

To investigate Maxwell to Ms. Mallory’s satisfaction, D.J. knew she had to be very creative. Loretta wanted info that only a person close to her grandson could possibly know. Before she’d even gotten in her car to drive down here, D.J. had decided that by the end of the evening Mr. Lotorto was going to do one of two things: hire her to work for him or ask her out on a date.

Lifting her chin, she met his gaze squarely as she slipped onto a barstool. Then she breathed in deeply. Let the games begin….

Max watched the cat-eyed brunette seat herself at his bar with the same effortless grace she’d demonstrated on her walk across the room. Four of his five customers had turned to gawk at her the moment she’d strolled in. She hadn’t noticed. All her attention had been on him. Flattering.

Glancing away from her wasn’t easy, but he made himself do it. When their eyes had met and held, he’d felt a surge of pure male want, the kind that could make a man’s desire circumvent his sanity.

Max decided to let the beauty wait a bit, checking first on his other customers, making sure they were all topped up. Harvey Newhouse looked at him like he was crazy. Raising his right hand to hide the gesture he made with his left, Harv pointed to the newcomer as if he thought Max might have missed her in the early-evening “rush.”

“You want another beer, Harv?” Max wiped the bar in front of the older man. Scowling, Harv jerked his head to the right, another subtle cue.

Max ignored the directive, turning instead to Steve Shaynor, owner of the local feed and tackle. “How about you, Steve? You ready for another Dewar’s?”

Steve scowled at the younger man. “You got a customer,” he growled, and then, in a stage whisper the back row of an amphitheater could have heard, he hissed for extra clarification, “The girl.”

“I believe they mean me.”

She had the voice of a torch singer, and Max felt it wrap around him like a coil heater. He turned to her, resigned to the inevitable the instant he saw the humor in her up-tilted eyes and the wide unabashed smile. No question about it. He wanted what he saw.

Picking up a cocktail napkin, Max reached across the bar to set it in front of her. Her gaze fell to his forearm, bared by rolled-up shirtsleeves, and lingered there. He barely resisted a Cro-Magnon urge to flex his muscles.

Holding her gaze, he asked, “What can I get you?” “Seagram’s. On the rocks. With a twist.”

She named a call whiskey. Expensive. Smooth. Strong. Definitely not for the faint-hearted.

Look all you want, Max, old buddy, but don’t touch. Remember you’ve sworn off.

Deftly pouring her drink, he set it in front of her. “Enjoy.”

“Thank you.” She raised the glass before he could turn away. “Here’s to good luck. May she continue to smile.”

“Continue?” Picking up a clean bar towel, Max wiped out a shot glass—proper bartender behavior—but his eyes never left hers. “Have you been having a run of good luck lately?”

“Obviously.” She tilted her head. The curtain of straight hair fell like a dark-chocolate waterfall, and her comment emerged half flirtatious, half factual. “I’m here, aren’t I?”

Max laughed outright. She was something.

He leaned forward, folded his arms on the bar and said, “That may be luck…or just bad taste in drinking establishments.” He’d lowered his voice so the regulars—who were all ears at the moment—wouldn’t hear. Smiling into the amused brown eyes, he added, “If you need anything else, just whistle.” Briefly his gaze dropped to her scarlet lips.

Taking his bar towel and his shot glass, Max turned away from temptation. Smart move, he congratulated himself, expelling the breath he hadn’t realized he was holding.

So long, gorgeous, he thought, not without regret, certain his evening bartender, Dave, would arrive before she was ready for her second drink.

Damn.

D.J. realized she was staring after Maxwell and mentally shook herself. Raising the drink he’d set in front of her, she was shocked to see that her hand actually trembled.

Well, for Pete’s sake! she thought disgustedly.

The man had thrown her totally off course. And she never lost focus when she was on a job. Never, never!

Taking a sip of the drink she had ordered simply to fit in, D.J. grimaced and tried not to cough. She wanted Maxwell’s attention again, but not because she was gagging at his bar.

Setting the drink aside, she looked up to watch Max confer with another man who’d entered the area behind the bar. Facing her direction, the second man was in the process of tying an apron around his waist when he saw D.J. His eyes glinted with clear, un-complicated interest, and he hitched his chin toward her. Max glanced back.

D.J. caught her breath. If you need anything else, just whistle.

Her lips slipped into pucker mode, but Max turned away again before she could generate any sound.

After another few words with the bartender, who had obviously come to take his place, he called goodbye to the regular customers and left.

D.J. stared after him in dismay. He was leaving? At…she checked her watch…barely four-thirty? That was not the plan.

So much for a knock-’em-dead dress and killer shoes whose only victims at the moment were her poor, pinched toes.

Sticking her thumbnail between her teeth, she started chewing. Dang, she hated failure, even little failures. Granted, she could spend the evening pumping the guys at the bar for information, but that would be admitting that Max Lotorto had gotten the best of her on the very first day.

She took her thumb out of her mouth as the new bartender headed her way, an inviting smile on his classic hottie face. D.J. smiled only vaguely in return. Grabbing her purse, she took out several dollars, tossed them on the bar next to her barely touched drink and stood.

You snooze, you lose, Daisy June.

It was a plain fact that no one got anywhere by mulling her options over and over. Sometimes you had to act first, mull second.

If you need anything else, just whistle….

As she sauntered from the bar, D.J. puckered up and blew.

Max walked the seven blocks from his work to his home with a sense of purpose, thinking only about the night ahead. As much as he could, he kept his mind on images that were safe, like the inch-thick Black Angus sirloin and the ice-cold Olympia beer—still the best beer—that figured heavily in his evening’s plans. And a muscle-relaxing soak in a tub that would, he decided, be as steaming hot as the brewski was cold.

And a cigar. Yeah.

A smile curved his lips. One of the mellow Cuban beauties he’d ordered off the Internet for his birthday.

If his plans seemed more suited to a phlegmatic retiree than a thirty-two-year-old virile male who could just as easily have been planning a night of outrageous sex, well, so be it. The one thing Max did not want to think about tonight—not even for a little while—was the lady in red. Too tempting. Too complicated. Strictly off-limits.

For the past several months women had ranked low on Max’s list of priorities. Not that he would lack for female company if he wanted it. On the contrary, he knew that women were never very far away.

What he’d lacked in his life up to now was purpose. He’d made money; he’d traveled the world. He’d played hard with few regrets when the mood struck. But he had never felt a driving reason to get up every morning, to be responsible all day, to live for something larger than his own interests.

He had a reason now. He had four.

Unconsciously Max increased his pace, anxious to end the day and begin the evening.

Turning up the cracked cement path leading to his front door, he felt his shoulders begin to relax for the first time all week. To say the past three months had been chaotic was an understatement. Every day he’d felt like he was juggling balls that refused to stay in the air. As of yesterday, though, thanks to a goddess named Ella Carmichael, Max had finally been able to restore order to his home life. Tomorrow he would begin in earnest the extensive remodel he planned on the restaurant and bar he had recently purchased, but tonight…

Max grinned. Ah, tonight his biggest dilemma would be deciding whether to eat first or take his bath. Fitting his key in the front lock, he turned the knob and opened the door to his sanctuary.

“Give me back my wizard wand or I’ll zap you with my laser stick!”

The shrill demand rent the air, slapping Max in the face like a stun gun.

“No! It’s mine. You stole it from me, you poo-poo doo-doo brain!”

“You’re not allowed to call me that! You’re a poo-poo doo-doo brain, you poo-poo doo-doo brain fart head.”

The arguing mounted rapidly in both urgency and volume. Max raised his hands as two small but surprisingly strong bodies hurled themselves at his legs with enough forward momentum to shatter his kneecaps. His breath hissed between gritted teeth as he held back the curse that wanted desperately to explode free. Small hands flailed about his legs. Max tried to grab at least one of them.

“Whoa!” he commanded when he trusted himself to speak without swearing. “Knock it off!” His demand went unheeded. Taking full advantage of his baritone, he hollered over the din. “What is going on?”

A pair of deceptively angelic faces surrounded by ruffles of blond curls looked up at him, for this one moment, silent. Then Sean’s hand shot out, pointing at his twin brother, James. “He did it!”

And the quarrel raged again.

Max clamped a hand over the mouth of each twin. “Where’s Mrs. Carmichael?” He’d hired the stalwart nanny three days ago because she had assured him that no domestic challenge was too daunting. She would easily—but with great love, of course—put order to the chaos that had become his life. Today was her first day, and upon waking this morning, Max had felt a degree of gratitude he’d never quite experienced before.

Slowly, with trepidation, he let go of James’s mouth first. James was generally the more amenable twin, but you couldn’t be too sure. Max looked at him with what he hoped was warning in his eye. Don’t mess with me, kid. Just give it to me straight.

“She’s in the kitchen, cleaning up the dinner.”

Cleaning up the dinner. Max’s brows swooped together. So, that’s what he smelled. “Did it burn?”

James shrugged.

“Where are your sisters?” Before the boy could answer, the steel-haired dynamo who’d promised him a miracle marched out of the kitchen.

“Good, you’re home.” Built like a small tank in orthopedic shoes, Mrs. Carmichael nodded once, sharply. Her hands went to the apron tie at her back. Pulling the garment over her head, she shoved it at Max’s chest on her way to the door. “Good luck.”

“What?” Caught off guard, Max stared at the wadded-up apron.

“The girls are trouble, but those two—” she stabbed a quivering finger at James and Sean “—will be the death of you.” Her hand grasped the doorknob.

Max felt the boys’ shoulders tense at the housekeeper’s harsh words, but he couldn’t afford to stop and soothe them. Peeling the twins off his legs for now with the order to “Stay put,” he followed the woman out the door, catching up with her on the front lawn. “Wait, wait!” When he touched her elbow, she whirled and glared at him. Promptly he let go.

“Dinner is burned,” she said. “Somebody turned off my timer. And I hope you don’t need clean shirts tomorrow, because the laundry never got done.” She raised her chin, daring Max to complain. He didn’t intend to.