Ship's Company, the Entire Collection

THE GUARDIAN ANGEL

The night-watchman shook his head. “I never met any of these phil— philantherpists, as you call ‘em,” he said, decidedly. “If I ‘ad they wouldn’t ‘ave got away from me in a hurry, I can tell you. I don’t say I don’t believe in ‘em; I only say I never met any of ‘em. If people do you a kindness it’s generally because they want to get something out of you; same as a man once—a perfick stranger—wot stood me eight ‘arf-pints becos I reminded ‘im of his dead brother, and then borrered five bob off of me.

“O’ course, there must be some kind-’arted people in the world—all men who get married must ‘ave a soft spot somewhere, if it’s only in the ‘ead—but they don’t often give things away. Kind-’artedness is often only another name for artfulness, same as Sam Small’s kindness to Ginger Dick and Peter Russet.

“It started with a row. They was just back from a v’y’ge and ‘ad taken a nice room together in Wapping, and for the fust day or two, wot with ‘aving plenty o’ money to spend and nothing to do, they was like three brothers. Then, in a little, old-fashioned public-’ouse down Poplar way, one night they fell out over a little joke Ginger played on Sam.

“It was the fust drink that evening, and Sam ‘ad just ordered a pot o’ beer and three glasses, when Ginger winked at the landlord and offered to bet Sam a level ‘arf-dollar that ‘e wouldn’t drink off that pot o’ beer without taking breath. The landlord held the money, and old Sam, with a ‘appy smile on ‘is face, ‘ad just taken up the mug, when he noticed the odd way in which they was all watching him. Twice he took the mug up and put it down agin without starting and asked ‘em wot the little game was, but they on’y laughed. He took it up the third time and started, and he ‘ad just got about ‘arf-way through when Ginger turns to the landlord and ses—

“‘Did you catch it in the mouse-trap,’ he ses, ‘or did it die of poison?’

“Pore Sam started as though he ‘ad been shot, and, arter getting rid of the beer in ‘is mouth, stood there ‘olding the mug away from ‘im and making such ‘orrible faces that they was a’most frightened.

“‘Wot’s the matter with him? I’ve never seen ‘im carry on like that over a drop of beer before,’ ses Ginger, staring.

“‘He usually likes it,’ ses Peter Russet.

“‘Not with a dead mouse in it,’ ses Sam, trembling with passion.

“‘Mouse?’ ses Ginger, innercent-like. ‘Mouse? Why, I didn’t say it was in your beer, Sam. Wotever put that into your ‘ead?’

“‘And made you lose your bet,’ ses Peter.

“Then old Sam see ‘ow he’d been done, and the way he carried on when the landlord gave Ginger the ‘arf-dollar, and said it was won fair and honest, was a disgrace. He ‘opped about that bar ‘arf crazy, until at last the landlord and ‘is brother, and a couple o’ soldiers, and a helpless cripple wot wos selling matches, put ‘im outside and told ‘im to stop there.

“He stopped there till Ginger and Peter came out, and then, drawing ‘imself up in a proud way, he told ‘em their characters and wot he thought about ‘em. And he said ‘e never wanted to see wot they called their faces agin as long as he lived.

“‘I’ve done with you,’ he ses, ‘both of you, for ever.’

“‘All right,’ ses Ginger moving off. ‘Ta-ta for the present. Let’s ‘ope he’ll come ‘ome in a better temper, Peter.’

“‘Ome?’ ses Sam, with a nasty laugh, “‘ome? D’ye think I’m coming back to breathe the same air as you, Ginger? D’ye think I want to be suffocated?’

“He held his ‘ead up very ‘igh, and, arter looking at them as if they was dirt, he turned round and walked off with his nose in the air to spend the evening by ‘imself.

“His temper kept him up for a time, but arter a while he ‘ad to own up to ‘imself that it was very dull, and the later it got the more he thought of ‘is nice warm bed. The more ‘e thought of it the nicer and warmer it seemed, and, arter a struggle between his pride and a few ‘arf-pints, he got ‘is good temper back agin and went off ‘ome smiling.

“The room was dark when ‘e got there, and, arter standing listening a moment to Ginger and Peter snoring, he took off ‘is coat and sat down on ‘is bed to take ‘is boots off. He only sat down for a flash, and then he bent down and hit his ‘ead an awful smack against another ‘ead wot ‘ad just started up to see wot it was sitting on its legs.

“He thought it was Peter or Ginger in the wrong bed at fust, but afore he could make it out Ginger ‘ad got out of ‘is own bed and lit the candle. Then ‘e saw it was a stranger in ‘is bed, and without saying a word he laid ‘old of him by the ‘air and began dragging him out.

“‘Here, stop that!’ ses Ginger catching hold of ‘im. ‘Lend a hand ‘ere, Peter.’

“Peter lent a hand and screwed it into the back o’ Sam’s neck till he made ‘im leave go, and then the stranger, a nasty-looking little chap with a yellow face and a little dark moustache, told Sam wot he’d like to do to him.

“‘Who are you?’ ses Sam, ‘and wot are you a-doing of in my bed?’

“‘It’s our lodger,’ ses Ginger.

“‘Your wot?’ ses Sam, ‘ardly able to believe his ears.

“‘Our lodger,’ ses Peter Russet. ‘We’ve let ‘im the bed you said you didn’t want for sixpence a night. Now you take yourself off.’

“Old Sam couldn’t speak for a minute; there was no words that he knew bad enough, but at last he licks ‘is lips and he ses, ‘I’ve paid for that bed up to Saturday, and I’m going to have it.’

“He rushed at the lodger, but Peter and Ginger got hold of ‘im agin and put ‘im down on the floor and sat on ‘im till he promised to be’ave himself. They let ‘im get up at last, and then, arter calling themselves names for their kind-’artedness, they said if he was very good he might sleep on the floor.

“Sam looked at ‘em for a moment, and then, without a word, he took off ‘is boots and put on ‘is coat and went up in a corner to be out of the draught, but, wot with the cold and ‘is temper, and the hardness of the floor, it was a long time afore ‘e could get to sleep. He dropped off at last, and it seemed to ‘im that he ‘ad only just closed ‘is eyes when it was daylight. He opened one eye and was just going to open the other when he saw something as made ‘im screw ‘em both up sharp and peep through ‘is eyelashes. The lodger was standing at the foot o’ Ginger’s bed, going through ‘is pockets, and then, arter waiting a moment and ‘aving a look round, he went through Peter Russet’s. Sam lay still mouse while the lodger tip-toed out o’ the room with ‘is boots in his ‘and, and then, springing up, follered him downstairs.

“He caught ‘im up just as he ‘ad undone the front door, and, catching hold of ‘im by the back o’ the neck, shook ‘im till ‘e was tired. Then he let go of ‘im and, holding his fist under ‘is nose, told ‘im to hand over the money, and look sharp about it.

“‘Ye—ye—yes, sir,’ ses the lodger, who was ‘arf choked.

“Sam held out his ‘and, and the lodger, arter saying it was only a little bit o’ fun on ‘is part, and telling ‘im wot a fancy he ‘ad taken to ‘im from the fust, put Ginger’s watch and chain into his ‘ands and eighteen pounds four shillings and sevenpence. Sam put it into his pocket, and, arter going through the lodger’s pockets to make sure he ‘adn’t forgot anything, opened the door and flung ‘im into the street. He stopped on the landing to put the money in a belt he was wearing under ‘is clothes, and then ‘e went back on tip-toe to ‘is corner and went to sleep with one eye open and the ‘appiest smile that had been on his face for years.

“He shut both eyes when he ‘eard Ginger wake up, and he slept like a child through the ‘orrible noise that Peter and Ginger see fit to make when they started to put their clothes on. He got tired of it afore they did, and, arter opening ‘is eyes slowly and yawning, he asked Ginger wot he meant by it.

“‘You’ll wake your lodger up if you ain’t careful, making that noise,’ he ses. ‘Wot’s the matter?’

“‘Sam,’ ses Ginger, in a very different voice to wot he ‘ad used the night before, ‘Sam, old pal, he’s taken all our money and bolted.’

“‘Wot?’ ses Sam, sitting up on the floor and blinking, ‘Nonsense!’

“‘Robbed me and Peter,’ ses Ginger, in a trembling voice; ‘taken every penny we’ve got, and my watch and chain.’

“‘You’re dreaming,’ ses Sam.

“‘I wish I was,’ ses Ginger.

“‘But surely, Ginger,’ ses Sam, standing up, ‘surely you didn’t take a lodger without a character?’

“‘He seemed such a nice chap,’ ses Peter. ‘We was only saying wot a much nicer chap he was than—than–’

“‘Go on, Peter,’ ses Sam, very perlite.

“‘Than he might ha’ been,’ ses Ginger, very quick.

“‘Well, I’ve ‘ad a wonderful escape,’ ses Sam. ‘If it hadn’t ha’ been for sleeping in my clothes I suppose he’d ha’ ‘ad my money as well.’

“He felt in ‘is pockets anxious-like, then he smiled, and stood there letting ‘is money fall through ‘is fingers into his pocket over and over agin.

“‘Pore chap,’ he ses; ‘pore chap; p’r’aps he’d got a starving wife and family. Who knows? It ain’t for us to judge ‘im, Ginger.’

“He stood a little while longer chinking ‘is money, and when he took off his coat to wash Ginger Dick poured the water out for im and Peter Russet picked up the soap, which ‘ad fallen on the floor. Then they started pitying themselves, looking very ‘ard at the back of old Sam while they did it.

“‘I s’pose we’ve got to starve, Peter,’ ses Ginger, in, a sad voice.

“‘Looks like it,’ ses Peter, dressing hisself very slowly.

“‘There’s nobody’ll mourn for me, that’s one comfort,’ ses Ginger.

“‘Or me,’ ses Peter.

“‘P’r’aps Sam’ll miss us a bit,’ ses Ginger, grinding ‘is teeth as old Sam went on washing as if he was deaf. ‘He’ss the only real pal we ever ‘ad.’

“‘Wot are you talking about?’ ses Sam, turning round with the soap in his eyes, and feeling for the towel. ‘Wot d’ye want to starve for? Why don’t you get a ship?’

“‘I thought we was all going to sign on in the Cheaspeake agin, Sam,’ ses Ginger, very mild.

“‘She won’t be ready for sea for pretty near three weeks,’ ses Sam. ‘You know that.’

“‘P’r’aps Sam would lend us a trifle to go on with, Ginger,’ ses Peter Russet. ‘Just enough to keep body and soul together, so as we can hold out and ‘ave the pleasure of sailing with ‘im agin.’

“‘P’r’aps he wouldn’t,’ ses Sam, afore Ginger could open his mouth. ‘I’ve just got about enough to last myself; I ‘aven’t got any to lend. Sailormen wot turns on their best friends and makes them sleep on the cold ‘ard floor while their new pal is in his bed don’t get money lent to ‘em. My neck is so stiff it creaks every time I move it, and I’ve got the rheumatics in my legs something cruel.’

“He began to ‘um a song, and putting on ‘is cap went out to get some brekfuss. He went to a little eating-’ouse near by, where they was in the ‘abit of going, and ‘ad just started on a plate of eggs and bacon when Ginger Dick and Peter came into the place with a pocket-’ankercher of ‘is wot they ‘ad found in the fender.

“‘We thought you might want it, Sam,’ ses Peter.

“‘So we brought it along,’ ses Ginger. ‘I ‘ope you’re enjoying of your brekfuss, Sam.’

“Sam took the ‘ankercher and thanked ‘em very perlite, and arter standing there for a minute or two as if they wanted to say something they couldn’t remember, they sheered off. When Sam left the place ‘arf-an-hour afterwards they was still hanging about, and as Sam passed Ginger asked ‘im if he was going for a walk.

“‘Walk?’ ses Sam. ‘Cert’nly not. I’m going to bed; I didn’t ‘ave a good night’s rest like you and your lodger.’

“He went back ‘ome, and arter taking off ‘is coat and boots got into bed and slept like a top till one o’clock, when he woke up to find Ginger shaking ‘im by the shoulders.

“‘Wot’s the matter?’ he ses. ‘Wot are you up to?’

“‘It’s dinner-time,’ ses Ginger. ‘I thought p’r’aps you’d like to know, in case you missed it.’

“‘You leave me alone,’ ses Sam, cuddling into the clothes agin. ‘I don’t want no dinner. You go and look arter your own dinners.’

“He stayed in bed for another ‘arf-hour, listening to Peter and Ginger telling each other in loud whispers ‘ow hungry they was, and then he got up and put ‘is things on and went to the door.

“‘I’m going to get a bit o’ dinner,’ he ses. ‘And mind, I’ve got my pocket ‘ankercher.’

“He went out and ‘ad a steak and onions and a pint o’ beer, but, although he kept looking up sudden from ‘is plate, he didn’t see Peter or Ginger. It spoilt ‘is dinner a bit, but arter he got outside ‘e saw them standing at the corner, and, pretending not to see them, he went off for a walk down the Mile End Road.

“He walked as far as Bow with them follering’im, and then he jumped on a bus and rode back as far as Whitechapel. There was no sign of ‘em when he got off, and, feeling a bit lonesome, he stood about looking in shop-windows until ‘e see them coming along as hard as they could come.

“‘Why, halloa!’ he ses. ‘Where did you spring from?’

“‘We—we—we’ve been—for a bit of a walk,’ ses Ginger Dick, puffing and blowing like a grampus.

“‘To-keep down the ‘unger,’ ses Peter Russet.

“Old Sam looked at ‘em very stern for a moment, then he beckoned ‘em to foller ‘im, and, stopping at a little public-’ouse, he went in and ordered a pint o’ bitter.

“‘And give them two pore fellers a crust o’ bread and cheese and ‘arf-a-pint of four ale each,’ he ses to the barmaid.

“Ginger and Peter looked at each other, but they was so hungry they didn’t say a word; they just stood waiting.

“‘Put that inside you my pore fellers,’ ses Sam, with a oily smile. ‘I can’t bear to see people suffering for want o’ food,’ he ses to the barmaid, as he chucked down a sovereign on the counter.

“The barmaid, a very nice gal with black ‘air and her fingers covered all over with rings, said that it did ‘im credit, and they stood there talking about tramps and beggars and such-like till Peter and Ginger nearly choked. He stood there watching ‘em and smoking a threepenny cigar, and when they ‘ad finished he told the barmaid to give ‘em a sausage-roll each, and went off.

“Peter and Ginger snatched up their sausage-rolls and follered ‘im, and at last Ginger swallowed his pride and walked up to ‘im and asked ‘im to lend them some money.

“‘You’ll get it back agin,’ he ses. ‘You know that well enough.’

“‘Cert’nly not,’ ses Sam; ‘and I’m surprised at you asking. Why, a child could rob you. It’s ‘ard enough as it is for a pore man like me to ‘ave to keep a couple o’ hulking sailormen, but I’m not going to give you money to chuck away on lodgers. No more sleeping on the floor for me! Now I don’t want none o’ your langwidge, and I don’t want you follering me like a couple o’ cats arter a meat-barrer. I shall be ‘aving a cup o’ tea at Brown’s coffee-shop by and by, and if you’re there at five sharp I’ll see wot I can do for you. Wot did you call me?’

“Ginger told ‘im three times, and then Peter Russet dragged ‘im away. They turned up outside Brown’s at a quarter to five, and at ten past six Sam Small strolled up smoking a cigar, and, arter telling them that he ‘ad forgot all about ‘em, took ‘em inside and paid for their teas. He told Mr. Brown ‘e was paying for ‘em, and ‘e told the gal wot served ‘em ‘e was paying for ‘em, and it was all pore Ginger could do to stop ‘imself from throwing his plate in ‘is face.

“Sam went off by ‘imself, and arter walking about all the evening without a ha’penny in their pockets, Ginger Dick and Peter went off ‘ome to bed and went to sleep till twelve o’clock, when Sam came in and woke ‘em up to tell ‘em about a music-’all he ‘ad been to, and ‘ow many pints he had ‘ad. He sat up in bed till past one o’clock talking about ‘imself, and twice Peter Russet woke Ginger up to listen and got punched for ‘is trouble.

“They both said they’d get a ship next morning, and then old Sam turned round and wouldn’t ‘ear of it. The airs he gave ‘imself was awful. He said he’d tell ‘em when they was to get a ship, and if they went and did things without asking ‘im he’d let ‘em starve.

“He kept ‘em with ‘im all that day for fear of losing ‘em and having to give ‘em their money when ‘e met ‘em agin instead of spending it on ‘em and getting praised for it. They ‘ad their dinner with ‘im at Brown’s, and nothing they could do pleased him. He spoke to Peter Russet out loud about making a noise while he was eating, and directly arterwards he told Ginger to use his pocket ‘ankercher. Pore Ginger sat there looking at ‘im and swelling and swelling until he nearly bust, and Sam told ‘im if he couldn’t keep ‘is temper when people was trying to do ‘im a kindness he’d better go and get somebody else to keep him.

“He took ‘em to a music-’all that night, but he spoilt it all for ‘em by taking ‘em into the little public-’ouse in Whitechapel Road fust and standing ‘em a drink. He told the barmaid ‘e was keeping ‘em till they could find a job, and arter she ‘ad told him he was too soft-’arted and would only be took advantage of, she brought another barmaid up to look at ‘em and ask ‘em wot they could do, and why they didn’t do it.

“Sam served ‘em like that for over a week, and he ‘ad so much praise from Mr. Brown and other people that it nearly turned his ‘ead. For once in his life he ‘ad it pretty near all ‘is own way. Twice Ginger Dick slipped off and tried to get a ship and came back sulky and hungry, and once Peter Russet sprained his thumb trying to get a job at the docks.

“They gave it up then and kept to Sam like a couple o’ shadders, only giving ‘im back-answers when they felt as if something ‘ud give way inside if they didn’t. For the fust time in their lives they began to count the days till their boat was ready for sea. Then something happened.

“They was all coming ‘ome late one night along the Minories, when Ginger Dick gave a shout and, suddenly bolting up a little street arter a man that ‘ad turned up there, fust of all sent ‘im flying with a heavy punch of ‘is fist, and then knelt on ‘im.

“‘Now then Ginger,’ ses Sam bustling up with Peter Russet, ‘wot’s all this? Wot yer doing?’

“‘It’s the thief,’ ses Ginger. ‘It’s our lodger. You keep still!’ he ses shaking the man. ‘D’ye hear?’

“Peter gave a shout of joy, and stood by to help.

“‘Nonsense!’ ses old Sam, turning pale. ‘You’ve been drinking, Ginger. This comes of standing you ‘arf-pints.’

“‘It’s him right enough,’ ses Ginger. ‘I’d know ‘is ugly face anywhere.’

“‘You come off ‘ome at once,’ ses Sam, very sharp, but his voice trembling. ‘At once. D’ye hear me?’

“‘Fetch a policeman, Peter,’ ses Ginger.

“‘Let the pore feller go, I tell you,’ ses Sam, stamping his foot. ‘’Ow would you like to be locked up? ‘Ow would you like to be torn away from your wife and little ones? ‘Ow would you—’

“‘Fetch a policeman, Peter,’ ses Ginger agin. ‘D’ye hear?’

“‘Don’t do that, guv’nor,’ ses the lodger. ‘You got your money back. Wot’s the good o’ putting me away?’

“‘Got our wot back?’ ses Ginger, shaking ‘im agin. ‘Don’t you try and be funny with me, else I’ll tear you into little pieces.’

“‘But he took it back,’ ses the man, trying to sit up and pointing at Sam. ‘He follered me downstairs and took it all away from me. Your ticker as well.’

“‘Wot?’ ses Ginger and Peter both together.

“Strue as I’m ‘ere,’ ses the lodger. ‘You turn ‘is pockets out and see. Look out! He’s going off!’

“Ginger turned his ‘ead just in time to see old Sam nipping round the corner. He pulled the lodger up like a flash, and, telling Peter to take hold of the other side of him, they set off arter Sam.

“‘Little-joke-o’ mine-Ginger,’ ses Sam, when they caught ‘im. ‘I was going to tell you about it to-night. It ain’t often I get the chance of a joke agin you Ginger; you’re too sharp for a old man like me.’

“Ginger Dick didn’t say anything. He kept ‘old o’ Sam’s arm with one hand and the lodger’s neck with the other, and marched ‘em off to his lodgings.

“He shut the door when ‘e got in, and arter Peter ‘ad lit the candle they took hold o’ Sam and went through ‘im, and arter trying to find pockets where he ‘adn’t got any, they took off ‘is belt and found Ginger’s watch, seventeen pounds five shillings, and a few coppers.

“‘We ‘ad over nine quid each, me and Peter,’ ses Ginger. ‘Where’s the rest?’

“‘It’s all I’ve got left,’ ses Sam; ‘every ha’penny.’

“He ‘ad to undress and even take ‘is boots off afore they’d believe ‘im, and then Ginger took ‘is watch and he ses to Peter, ‘Lemme see; ‘arf of seventeen pounds is eight pounds ten; ‘arf of five shillings is ‘arf-a-crown; and ‘arf of fourpence is twopence.’