The Secret Sex Lives of Wanda Mitty

Table of Contents

Title Page

Chapter One

Chapter Two

Chapter Three

Chapter Four

Chapter Five

Chapter Six

Chapter Seven

Chapter Eight

Chapter Nine

Chapter Ten

Chapter Eleven

Chapter Twelve

Chapter Thirteen

Chapter Fourteen

Chapter Fifteen

Chapter Sixteen

Chapter Seventeen

Chapter Eighteen

Chapter Nineteen

Chapter Twenty

More from Mischief

About Mischief

Copyright

About the Publisher

Chapter One

Commuting by subway can be inspirational. When you drive, you get to see all sorts of interesting people, but just quick glimpses, in passing. On the subway you get to study them, sometimes up close, and your mind is free to wander. Yes, Wanda had been known to pass her stop a few times but that’s better than rear-ending a bus because you’re daydreaming. She knew that from bitter experience.

A businessman got up. Wanda slipped into his spot, next to a little sparrow of a woman whose skinny lap was covered by an enormous macramé bag full of knitting. Her long wooden needles were click-clacking away at a furious speed, as if the only way to prevent some impending disaster was to finish the project she was working on before she got to her station.

The train hissed to a stop. The doors opened. What looked like a full basketball team, no uniforms but carrying bags of balls, crushed its way in. Just about the biggest man that Wanda had ever been so close to ended up standing with his back directly in front of her, blocking her view of the rest of the car.

That was OK. He was black and so tall that his muscular rump was higher than her head. When she inhaled, she sucked in his musk. His incredibly baggy shorts brushed his knees. It could be that he had to wear them like that to contain an enormous dangling length. Could be.

Subways are so inspirational.

Wanda was inspired.

Seated behind that wall of flesh, she was pretty well invisible.

She knew she shouldn’t, but Wanda fantasised.

There was no hair on the paler skin at the backs of his knees. If she were to lift a hand out of her lap and stroke that skin with her knuckles, it’d be hard and smooth and warm. How would he react to her touch? A handsome young giant like him would be used to being fondled by older women. He’d most likely chosen to stand there in front of her because, out of all the women and girls in the carriage, she was the one he’d chosen to be surreptitiously caressed by.

He’d twitch, but that’d be all.

Which side would he be hanging? Wanda had read, sometime, somewhere, that statistically, more men ‘dressed left’ than right. So if she let her fingertips glide up inside the left leg of his baggy shorts, sliding over skin that was so glossy it felt slippery …

Oh my! It couldn’t be! Could it? It was. There was no mistaking the nature of the heavy limpness that lolled against the back of her hand. If his shorts had been just two inches shorter, the head of his cock would have peeked out beneath them. What a monster!

It twitched against her hand. The young man shuffled his feet a little further apart. What more invitation could Wanda ask for? She curled her fingers around his shaft, just above its head. Their tips didn’t touch. What would it feel like to have that monster invade her body? Would she be able to stretch that far?

The cock in her hand thickened and tried to lift. She grasped it firmly. It wouldn’t do to embarrass the lad by allowing his erection to jut out in front of him. But she couldn’t hold it down for him forever. There was only one thing she could do.

Her hand stroked, up, then down, slowly and firmly. Did he grunt? Men did, sometimes, when aroused.

The train hissed to a stop. Her new friend made no move to get out, thank goodness. Wanda pumped him again. Could she feel a pulse? He was certainly getting warmer. Better get on with it, just in case his stop was coming up. Wanda slithered her fingers up and down, sucking the sensations in through their tips. He was so big. He must have outweighed her better than two to one – maybe three to one – but she held him fast by the root of his power. Despite his bulging muscles, she was in control of him. The way she had him now, he’d give anything for her to continue doing what she was doing. When a man’s orgasm approaches, he’s nothing but a ravenous beast. That’s a woman’s power.

His cock was straining up, making it hard for her to hold him down. She pumped harder and faster and harder and –

Ah! There it came. She could feel the pulsing through his shaft.

It’d make a mess on the carriage’s floor, but no one would know what it was, if anyone even noticed. The train stopped again. Her ebony stallion moved away to get off.

Oops! It was her stop as well. Wanda scrambled for the doors and just made it. He was nowhere in sight. It was best that way. If their eyes were to meet, it’d be so embarrassing. Even if she’d only fantasised their encounter, shame would be red in her cheeks. Sometimes she wondered if people could tell her dark secret just by looking at her. That too sent thrills of shame through her.

Even so, she simply had to stop.

Chapter Two

The Taylor Building was two blocks north of the subway station. It was a lovely day. Wanda walked it. Therapy Associates was on the twentieth floor. The receptionist had Wanda fill out a long form, though what relevance her childhood diseases had to her current emotional problems was beyond her.

Dr Sullivan would doubtless be small and slim, with a goatee and a Swiss accent. He’d wear a black jacket and pinstriped pants. Perhaps he’d have a pocket watch that she’d be asked to look at while he twirled it until she was ‘under’ and a slave to his perverse will. Would he …?

‘Miss Wanda Mitty? Come on in, please.’

So, he had an English or a Boston accent, she could never tell them apart, and he was well over six foot, built like a going-to-seed ex-quarterback, in a check shirt and expensive jeans. Her imagination wasn’t always a hundred per cent right. The lack of a pocket watch was a bit of a disappointment though.

He sat in a big green leather chair and waved her to a smaller version of the same. His desk was a sheet of glass on spindly chrome legs. It wasn’t at all the sort of desk that a girl would want to be bent over to be buggered. No doubt it was strong enough, but it looked flimsy and the thin glass edges would be hell on her thighs.

There was a file in front of him. He had a file on her already?

He opened it. ‘I see that your mother made your appointment for you, Wanda. Was it against your wishes?’

‘No, not at all. I know that I need help.’

‘Pre-wedding jitters?’ he asked.

‘Does that seem trivial to you?’

‘Getting married is life-changing. Does having concerns about it seem trivial to you, Wanda?’

‘No.’

‘Then it doesn’t to me. Is there anything about your upcoming nuptials that worries you in particular?’

‘Um.’

He waited for her to say more and, when she didn’t, he asked, ‘Tell me about your young man, your fiancé.’

‘He’s big, about your height but not so …?”

‘Bulky as me?’

‘If you like. He’s very good looking, charming, fastidious …”

‘Financially?’

‘Very well off. There are no worries there. Oh – and he draws, I’ve been told, though I haven’t seen his work yet.’

‘He sounds well rounded, then.’ He glanced down at his file. ‘Does the age difference bother you?’

‘Not at all – in fact, I like it that he’s a bit older. It gives me a feeling of security and it’s just a bit naughty, now that I think of it. I kind of like “naughty”.’

‘He seems just about perfect. So?’

‘Should I give you some background?’

‘Excellent idea.’ He picked up a pen.

‘It’s sort of an arranged marriage, but not exactly.’

Dr Sullivan nodded.

‘That doesn’t mean that I don’t love him.’

‘Of course not.’

‘You see, my mother got into genealogy. A lot of people are, what with the Internet making it so easy. There was something in our family history that’d always fascinated her.

‘Our ancestors were Puritans who settled in Oregon – mixed farming. They did OK, I guess, until the two brothers who’d inherited the farm, Henry and William, had a falling out over a servant girl.’

Dr Sullivan nodded as if he’d been expecting exactly that information.

‘One night, Henry took off with all the portable valuables, including the cash, and the girl. William searched for him, in vain. As it happened, Henry had only gone fifty or so miles, across the border into Nevada. He set himself up with the family money in the corn business and changed his name to Chandler. Not much imagination, you see.’

‘What’s your fiancé’s given name,’ the doctor asked.

‘Henry. Why?’

‘How’s his imagination?’

‘I don’t know.’

‘I see. Go on.’

‘It seems that, as well as buying and selling corn, Henry cooked and distilled it. He made a lot of money, which he invested in land, at first. Later, in all sorts of good solid things, like banks and railroads. He became a pillar of the community, a church elder, all that kind of thing.’

‘And the other brother, William, your direct ancestor?’

‘He went broke. He tried publishing and was unsuccessful. For a time he was a travelling carpet salesman, failed at that, then got a job on the railroad, walking the line. William was industrious enough but a bit absent-minded. He got run down by a locomotive; but not until after he’d married and fathered two sons to continue the line.’

‘So one side of the family prospered while the other suffered?’

‘I wouldn’t say “suffered” but we were never wealthy.’

‘And then your mother found Henry’s mother, and they got together?’

‘And became mutually obsessed with healing the family rift, using me and Henry as the glue.’

‘Does he seem to resent that?’ the doctor asked.

‘He seems genuinely in love with me.’

‘Seems?’

‘Henry isn’t very demonstrative.’

‘Tell me more about him. What does he do?’

‘He sits on boards. He’s a lawyer but he doesn’t practise that. He’s on the committees of several charities, two churches, an orphanage, a private girls’ school, plus he administers the family trust and runs the family businesses.’

‘Very respectable, then.’

‘Very.’

‘Too respectable?’

How to answer that? Best say nothing.

Dr Sullivan prompted, ‘He’s ultra-respectable, and you?’

Fuck, he’d got right on it. Well, what would you expect from a shrink? She blurted, ‘I gave my virginity away when I was quite young.’

He nodded.

‘I have a healthy appetite, that way.’

‘I see. And you suspect that he doesn’t?’

‘There’s Puritan blood in the family.’

‘On both sides,’ he said. ‘The original Henry wasn’t so respectable, from what you’ve told me.’

‘My Henry wears dark three-piece suits.’

‘Is that a problem?’

‘All the time? I bet he’s even got three-piece chalk-striped pyjamas.’

The doctor smiled at that. ‘You haven’t actually seen his pyjamas yet, then?’

‘No.’

‘The physical side of your relationship?’

‘Zero. A few kisses, but not real kisses. My mother warned me, when she took me to visit for the first time, “No bad language. No flirting. Don’t dress sexy. Be respectful and respectable.”’

‘But you haven’t always been so respectable, in the past?’

‘You better believe it, Doctor.’

‘You’re sexually experienced, then; adventurous even?’ He waited in vain for her to respond. ‘And you don’t want to give up the lifestyle you’ve learned to enjoy? I’m not judging you, Wanda.’

She nodded.

‘How are your concerns manifesting themselves? I take it that you haven’t complained to your mother that you see a less than exciting intimate life ahead of you?’

‘I have, actually. She’s no shrinking violet herself. She says I’ll just have to teach him how to please me.’

‘What do you think about that?’

‘Nervous. Unsure that’d work.’

Dr Sullivan tapped his chin with his pen. ‘And the immediate effect?’

‘I fantasise, Doctor.’

‘Sexual fantasies? About your fiancé?’

‘Sexual, yes: about Henry, no.’

‘There’s nothing wrong with that.’

She blurted, ‘All the time. I forget things, miss appointments, don’t feel safe driving.’

‘Obsessive fantasies, then?’

‘Yes,’ Wanda admitted. ‘Obsessive.’

‘Then perhaps our first goal should be to bring your imagination under your control. If you control your fantasies, they can’t control you. You could establish boundaries.’

Wanda nodded. It was fascinating how he seemed to be shrinking fifty or so pounds and growing a small beard.

In a slightly Germanic accent, he asked her, ‘How about masturbation?’

‘Yes please.’

He got out of his chair and came around to where she sat. With his left arm resting on the back of her chair, he plucked her skirt up her thighs with his right hand and slid his fingers higher, to the gusset of her panties. It was eased aside. A satisfyingly thick finger worked up into her and started pumping. Would it be polite to offer him a handjob in return or was what he was doing simply a part of her treatment?

His voice, slightly raised and with that Boston accent again, said, ‘Wanda!’

‘Yes, Doctor?’ She blinked and he was back in his chair, back the way he had been.

Very quietly, he said, ‘You were drifting off into a fantasy, weren’t you?’

‘Sorry.’

‘No problem. Did you hear my advice?’

‘Advice?’

‘I asked you to keep a journal of your fantasies, totally uncensored, and bring it in with you the same time a week from now. Can you do that for me? Then we can discuss specifics.’

Yeah, and then he’d jerk off while he read them and he wouldn’t even let her watch. She said, ‘I can do that, Doctor. Thank you.’

A chime sounded.

‘That’s our time up, I’m afraid. Try to relax, Wanda. All will be well.’

On the subway ride home, Wanda still felt needy from the doctor’s interrupted attentions. She pulled her skirt up, her panties down, and touched herself to a nice little climax that was greeted by the other passengers with cheers, claps and stamping feet.

Chapter Three

Wanda woke on her back in her own comfortable bed with her sheet pulled up over her face. Or she assumed that she did. She hadn’t woken in someone else’s bed since she’d met Henry. Still, until she opened her eyes and pulled the sheet down she wouldn’t be absolutely certain she was in her own bed, would she? She might have had an accident that she didn’t remember because of retrograde amnesia – was there any other kind? You couldn’t very well forget your future, could you?

Perhaps she’d been in a coma, but there didn’t seem to be any wires or tubes attached to her. Could they be trying something new on her? Wireless monitoring of some sort?

A pleasant baritone said, ‘And this is Wanda. She’s a very special patient. We are trying some new techniques on her, very hush-hush, somewhat controversial, so you don’t talk about her case outside this room.’

A variety of voices said, ‘We understand,’ ‘Of course, Doctor,’ ‘Mum’s the word,’ and things like that.

The first voice continued, ‘Note the tone of her muscles.’

Her sheet was folded down to Wanda’s waist, immodestly exposing her naked breasts. She kept her eyelids as slits so that she could see but they wouldn’t know that she could.

Someone said, ‘Excellent.’

Someone else sighed, ‘Lovely.’

Wanda resisted taking a deep breath.

‘Wanda is paralysed,’ the voice continued, ‘but she responds to touch and seems to be thinking. Under the Electrical Brain Scanner Device, the pleasure centres of her brain show activity if she is stroked: like this.’

A firm but very soft hand caressed her bare shoulder.

‘If the touch is more intimate, like this –’ he cupped and compressed her breast ‘– her brain lights up like a Christmas tree.’

‘A sexual response?’ someone asked.

‘Certainly. We are maintaining her muscle tone by frequent massage. That’s experimental, but more radical; we theorise that the continuing sexual stimulation will eventually bring her up out of her coma. She’s already responded with twitches and flexed muscles.’

A higher-pitched voice asked, ‘Is she still capable of achieving climax?’

‘So far, four times, for sure. Two more possibles.’

A second female voice asked, ‘What will our duties be, as interns, regarding this patient, Doctor?’

‘We want to expose her to as much stimulus as possible, in intensity, kind and frequency. While you are about your duties, whenever you get the chance, I want you to stop by to visit Wanda. If you have reservations, just hold her hand and talk to her. If it won’t offend you, give her gentle caresses or whatever else you feel comfortable with.’

A much deeper voice asked, ‘Within what parameters, Doctor?’

‘Do no harm. Don’t hurt her or endanger her in any way, but otherwise …’

‘Intercourse?’ the deep voice asked.

‘By all means. Just don’t talk about it, right?’

There was a chorus of eager assurances that what happened in Wanda’s Ward stayed in Wanda’s Ward.

The doctor said, ‘That’s it for you people, for today. You can go, unless you’d like to stay here and get to know Wanda a little better?’

The deep voice said, ‘Seems like the charitable thing to do, don’t it, Doc. I’ll gladly give up some of my free time to help this poor girl.’

Apparently, he wasn’t the only Good Samaritan. They all declared their willingness to tend to poor Wanda. The doctor left. There was a click, as of a door locking.

Someone folded her sheet down to her feet, leaving her naked and ashamed.

Six faces swam into Wanda’s restricted view. Even paralysed, she managed to focus.

To her left, standing beside her head and holding her hand gently, stood a man who might have stepped out of just about any cop show on TV. He was of mixed Caucasian and African blood, with a shaved scalp, a neck that was as wide as his head and deltoid muscles that formed 45-degree angles with his incredibly broad shoulders. Wanda decided that his name was ‘Don’. No – ‘Dan’. That suited him better.

Dan said, ‘I wonder if what they’ve tried so far has all been tactile?’ He leaned down over her, lips close to her ear. ‘Wanda, baby, you’re such a tasty piece of ass, I’d like to smother you in whipped cream and lick every last drop off your sweet white skin.’ He finished with a quick but strong lap at her nipple.

‘Or how about taste?’ he continued. ‘Taste can be very evocative.’

‘Taste of what?’ Eve, a tall skinny platinum blonde, asked, with a trace of a giggle in her voice.

‘This.’ Dan turned Wanda’s head towards himself and lifted her upper body closer. A quick tug at the drawstring at his waist dropped the pants of his scrubs to the floor. Men in shirts and wearing nothing below had always struck Wanda as kind of endearing, vulnerable but dangerous, like lions playing at being cute.

Anticipating, she relaxed her jaw. His thumb pulled down with gentle power. The juicy plum of his giant penis nudged her lips and was inside the welcome wet embrace of her mouth. He was right. Tastes are evocative. The sensations of everyone she’d ever sucked, not that there had been many, in fact, far too few, swam up from her memory.

Eve said, ‘She’s in a coma, Dan. She’s not going to give you a blow job.’

‘That’s OK. I’ll just leave it in there until the swelling goes down.’

‘No matter how long it takes?’ Eve asked.

‘No matter how long. I’m a patient man.’

‘I like that in a man.’ Eve reached over to cup his dangling balls. ‘Don’t choke her, though.’

‘I’ll be careful.’

Meanwhile, Wanda savoured the flavour and the firm bulkiness of Dan, while striving desperately not to react with a lick or a suck. That was hard for a sexually deprived young lady.

The two interns at the bottom of the table, Ken, with dyed blond hair, and Barbie, with a fluffy ponytail, lifted Wanda’s legs and set her knees over their shoulders, the right over Barbie’s left, the left over Ken’s right.

That was a blast from the past. She hadn’t fantasised about sex with Ken and Barbie for a very long time. Two sets of fingers explored her, one male, one female. Her outer lips were palpated and then teased apart. Two fingers entered her, side by side.

‘She’s reacting, if getting wet counts,’ Barbie announced.

‘Try a lick, one of you,’ Dan suggested. ‘Oh – OK, both of you.’

Patrick, a skinny and tattooed kid who barely looked old enough to be an intern, groped below Wanda’s elevated bottom and found the knot of her rectum with a fingertip.

‘Good idea,’ Barbie encouraged. ‘That always turns me on.’

‘You like a finger up your bum?’ Patrick asked.

‘Doesn’t everyone?’ Barbie straightened, abandoning Wanda’s pussy, twitched her hips towards Patrick and dropped the bottoms of her scrubs.

Looking into each other’s eyes, Barbie and Patrick reached behind and worked a finger up each other’s bottom.

Fuck, it was turning into an orgy. Wanda didn’t mind that, even if it meant that she was no longer the centre of attraction on her own. She was proud of not being a selfish lover, which reminded her of the last intern … Betty Lo. Half-Chinese, small and very intense but with a childlike innocence about her. She was … playing with Wanda’s nipples, admiringly, wonderingly, as if they were the first nipples she’d ever encountered. Well, they were rather nice, of course. Perfect cones, but with flattened tops, almost always erect and very resilient. Wanda liked to have them played with, but a bit rougher than Betty’s careful caresses.

Dan said, ‘Give ’em a bit of a pinch, Betty. Make sure she feels it.’ He rocked a little as he spoke, gently fucking Wanda’s mouth. That wasn’t exactly just leaving his cock in but Wanda didn’t blame him. Her mouth was, after all, irresistible.

Once more Dan made a suggestion. He was definitely in charge. ‘Ken, why don’t you fuck her now?’

‘Bum or pussy?’

‘Maybe we could find a way to do her both ways at once? Not many girls can sleep through a three-pronged fucking.’

Eve said –

‘Wake up, sleepyhead,’ in Wanda’s mother’s voice.

Wanda eased her hands up from between her damp thighs, careful not to let the sheet over her expose what she’d been up to with her fingers. ‘Mm?’

‘Brunch today, remember? With Henry and Lucinda?’

That was right. Today they’d have brunch with her fiancé and his mother, her mom’s best friend. That’d be nice, wouldn’t it? Wouldn’t it? Maybe, if she could keep her terribly lewd imagination under control.

Chapter Four

Her mom sent Wanda back to change three times. Each time it was for shorter heels, longer skirts and more modest tops. Damn it! Henry had been kept busy working on some sort of business merger and she hadn’t even seen him, let alone had any private time with him, for almost a month. She really deserved a chance to turn him on a little. Even her make-up was toned down at her mom’s insistence.