The Bedroom Incident

“I’m supposed to sleep on the floor?” Title Page CHAPTER ONE CHAPTER TWO CHAPTER THREE CHAPTER FOUR CHAPTER FIVE CHAPTER SIX CHAPTER SEVEN CHAPTER EIGHT CHAPTER NINE Copyright

“I’m supposed to sleep on the floor?”

“You want me to sleep there? Sweetheart, it was you who didn’t listen to the warning about the burglar alarm. It was you who decided to knock on my bedroom door. However, I’ll be a gentleman. The bed’s king-size, so if we each keep to our own side there’ll be plenty of room between us.”

Kristin frowned at the four-poster and frowned at him. “And never the twain shall meet?”

“Got it in one,” he said, and lay down again on the bed. “Don’t worry, I’m not going to ravish you.”

Anything can happen behind closed doors! Do you dare find out...?

Over the following months, circumstances throw

four different couples together in a whirlwind of

unexpected attraction. Forced into each other’s

company whether they like it or not, they’re soon

in the grip of passion—and definitely don’t want

to be disturbed!

Four of your favorite Presents

Look out next month for: #1996 The Bridal Bed by Helen Bianchin

The Bedroom Incident

Elizabeth Oldfield

www.millsandboon.co.uk

CHAPTER ONE

MATTHEW LINGARD rolled the tension from his shoulders, rested back in the soft leather seat and stretched out his long legs. Rain had begun to fall in yet another capricious April shower, so he would remain in his car until it cleared.

As he waited, he smiled. He had been offered a great opportunity—and faced one heck of a challenge—but he could do it. He knew he could do it. He was going to revamp the ailing Ambassador—a newspaper which the pundits had vowed was destined to ‘corpse’ before Christmas—fill a gap in the market and achieve rip-roaring success. Given time, dedication and, no doubt, a goodly amount of blood, sweat and tears.

Matthew watched the raindrops which spattered down on the windscreen. After two months of gathering and assessing information, making a thousand and one decisions and thinking, thinking, thinking, there were just ten days to go before the paper’s relaunch. One outstanding item remained on his agenda: to find a replacement features editor. He released a weary breath. The features were a section of the paper which its new proprietor would insist on calling the women’s pages...

Some time later—what seemed like an appreciably long time later—a voice coming through the partly open car window penetrated his consciousness. It was a decisive female voice.

‘Sex is boring!’

Matthew yawned, blinked and struggled to come awake. He ground large fists into his eyes. There was no way he could agree with the statement, though had he heard right?

‘It is. Sex is dullsville,’ the voice declared, as if to provide him with personal confirmation.

Pushing back the sleeve of his jacket, he blearily inspected his stainless-steel watch. He muttered an oath. It had gone six. Returning his seat to its upright position, he looked out of the window. The rain had stopped, but the leaden grey clouds which hung low in the sky had created a premature twilight and the car park was murky.

Earlier his Aston Martin Volante had stood alone, but now an elderly Morris Minor was stopped several yards away. It had shiny resprayed purple bodywork, a beige canvas roof and a fluffy toy cat suctioned in a somewhat gymnastic pose to a side window. In front of the Morris, a tall, leggy, tawny-blonde in a cream wool trouser suit was pacing intently back and forth. She held a mobile phone close to her ear.

‘Jo, I understand the attraction, but we’ve had so much that, frankly, I’m sick to death of it,’ she said.

Lucky you, Matthew thought drily. It was a long time since he had made love. Far too long. He was thirty-seven, red-blooded and in his prime, yet he slept alone. But his career left him little time to devote to personal relationships. It had been the hours he spent at the newspaper offices which had riled his last girlfriend and brought about their split.

His brow furrowed. Be honest, he told himself. He had fast been losing interest and, in order to avoid a bombardment of inane chatter or being nagged, had stayed on at work later and later until the affair had simply expired.

‘I don’t care if everyone else does consider sex is an essential ingredient; for me it’s become monotonous,’ the young woman announced, grabbing back his attention. ‘I reckon we should forget all about—’

Kristin broke off and stopped dead. She had thought the black low-slung sports car was empty, but now she saw a man with rumpled dark hair sitting in the driver’s seat. He was looking at her, frowning and obviously listening in to her conversation. She glared at him through the gloom. Damned cheek!

‘Jo, I must go. I’ll talk to you again. Bye,’ she said abruptly, and ended the call.

As she went to reach into her car to slide the phone back into her shoulder bag, the eavesdropper opened his door and climbed out. He stretched, long arms bent then reaching up. She eyed him stonily across the soft-top roof of the Morris. He was tall, broad-shouldered and well-built. He wore a grey corduroy sports jacket over an open-necked pale blue shirt, denims and trainers.

‘I couldn’t help overhearing,’ he said.

‘You couldn’t have closed your window?’ Kristin asked tartly.

He glanced down. ‘Yes, I guess I could, but I didn’t. Never thought.’ He smiled. ‘Will you please forgive me?’

His smile was lop-sided and his dark brows had slanted upwards in a small-boy appeal. She gazed coolly back. Whilst there seemed little doubt that most women would be turned to slobbering acquiescent mush, she refused to be so easily won over.

‘If you use a mobile in public, you must expect people to listen,’ he said. ‘It’s human nature.’

Kristin hesitated, then smiled back, relenting. His statement was true. ‘You’re forgiven.’

‘Thanks.’ Matthew said.

Her phone call had been intriguing. Whilst he accepted that appearances could deceive, there was something in the swing of her stride and her manner—like the way she had upbraided him just now—which spoke of spirit, zest and inner fire. She seemed eminently capable of passion. His eyes aickered down her slim, shapely figure. And was built accordingly.

Yet she had become bored with lovemaking? It was a sin and a shame. In his opinion, her boyfriend should not just be ousted post-haste, but deserved to be hung, drawn and quartered.

‘In a recent survey of life’s biggest irritations twenty-nine per cent reckoned it was folk talking on mobiles,’ Kristin told him.

‘That’s a nice piece of useless information.’

She grinned. ‘I’m full of it.’

‘What was the biggest biggest irritation?’ he enquired.

‘Sixty-five per cent claimed junk mail.’

‘I’d go along with that,’ Matthew said, thinking of the charity pleas, double-glazing offers and cheap insurance proposals which landed almost daily on his mat. ‘The ones I hate most are the letters which positively identify me as the mystery winner of ten million pounds.’

‘But there’s a catch.’

‘Always,’ he said, and turned to look beyond the visitors’ car park and wet-slicked landscaped gardens to where a yellow sandstone castle rose up against the leaden sky.

‘Are you here for the dinner this evening?’

‘I am,’ Kristin replied, following his gaze.

The castle was Flytes Keep, the home of Sir George Innes, a wealthy Scottish entrepreneur who had recently added ownership of The Ambassador to his portfolio of business interests. Built around an inner courtyard and surrounded by a moat, parts of the building dated from the fourteenth century. She smiled. With turrets, a drawbridge and comparatively small for a castle, Flytes Keep looked as if it came straight from the pages of a fairy tale.

‘And I’m staying overnight,’ she added, wondering if she sounded as amazed as she felt.

If anyone had told her, this time last week, that she would be interviewed for a fantastic new job and invited to stay at a private castle in Kent, she would have said they were nuts. But life was full of surprises.

‘I believe everyone is,’ he said.

‘As it’s Friday afternoon I had visions of getting snarled up in traffic and being late, so I left London early,’ Kristin went on. ‘Wadda y’know, the roads were clear.’

‘Sod’s law,’ he remarked. ‘And you put your foot down?’

‘I tooled along the motorway at eighty.’

‘You broke the speed limit? Tut-tut.’

Her hazel eyes sparkled. ‘Didn’t you?’

Matthew looked down at the thoroughbred vehicle which had purred along like a hungry tiger, eating up the miles. ‘Once or twice.’ He grinned. ‘And then some.’

‘So how long have you been here?’ she enquired.

‘I pulled in at around five, but on purpose because I wanted to speak to Sir George. However, when I arrived it was raining and as I didn’t fancy getting wet I decided to wait in the car for a few minutes until it stopped. I closed my eyes and—’

‘Zonk?’

‘I was out for the count for over an hour.’

‘You must’ve been tired,’ Kristin said, her smile sympathetic.

He nodded. ‘The past two months have been non-stop. Last week I decided to take a few days off and take things easy. I hoped to catch up on some sleep, but what with making notes until the early hours and Charlie creeping into my bed at the crack of dawn there wasn’t much chance.’

‘Charlie is your girlfriend, son, Labrador dog—who?’ she asked.

‘My nephew. I spent my so-called holiday with my sister and her husband and their son, Charlie, in Cheshire. I’ve driven down from there today. Charlie’s six and a super kid, but—’ he groaned ‘—he thinks I’m “cool” because I drive a sports car and he never left me alone. It was his Easter break from school and I was forever being inveigled into reading to him or going swimming or playing computer games until I damn near had double vision.’

Kristin laughed. ‘I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but it’ll get worse, I have a brother who’s eight—a half-brother actually; my parents are divorced,’ she said, and a fleeting shadow darkened her eyes. ‘And when I stay I’m expected to take him and his friends on picnics and to collect frog spawn and to go roller-blading.’

He placed an anguished hand to his temple. ‘Save me.’

‘But you enjoyed being with Charlie?’

‘I did. He told me that I’m his favourite uncle and although I’m his only uncle I almost burst with pride,’ Matthew said, and paused.

He was not in the habit of regaling people with details from his private life—let alone such schmaltzy details—so why was he telling her all this?

‘I’m going in now,’ he said, becoming brisk. ‘And you?’

Kristin checked her wristwatch. ‘It’s half an hour until my suggested arrival time so maybe—’ she began hesitantly.

‘You’re going to sit alone in the car park twiddling your thumbs?’ He shook his head. ‘No.’

‘No,’ she agreed.

Matthew rolled up the window, removed the ignition key and shut the door. Opening the boot of his car, he lifted out a tan leather suitcase. The remote-control locking was activated and with a long stride which avoided a scattering of puddles left by the rain he walked over to the Morris.

The young woman was bent into the back. She held a couple of bulging plastic bags in one hand and was frowning at an assortment of others which, together with a dark green holdall, filled the rear seat.

‘May I help?’ he offered.

Kristin straightened to find her fellow guest standing beside her. She had already noted his broad brow, high cheekbones and strong features, but now she saw that his eyes were a clear blue, fringed with thick black lashes. He looked intelligent, self-assured and...steely. The kind of exciting, slightly dangerous stranger whom mothers were supposed to warn daughters about.

Her mouth curved. Job opportunity, visit to castle and now meeting Him of the Chiselled Jaw could be added to the list. There were ample reasons to be cheerful.

‘Yes, please,’ she said.

Chances were he would be working on the rejigged Ambassador, she thought as she bent into the car again, but in what capacity? Could his athletic physique indicate an interest in sports? Possible, and yet an inbuilt gravitas suggested he was a more serious journalist, perhaps specialising in politics or finance. Or did that steeliness mean he might be a war correspondent?

She lifted out two more carriers. Charlie’s favourite uncle looked vaguely familiar. Had she seen his photograph somewhere, perhaps over a byline? That would explain the nagging feeling she had of recognition.

‘Don’t you own a suitcase?’ Matthew enquired, taking the bags which she handed to him.

‘Of course I do, but I wasn’t aware until a couple of days ago that I’d be coming here and I’ve lent it to my flatmate, Beth, who’s away in Greece. I know that marching into a place like Flytes Keep weighed down with plastic supermarket bags isn’t exactly chic—’ she made a face ‘—but I didn’t have the inclination to fork out for a second case nor the spare cash.’

‘No one’s going to bother.’

‘I’m bothered,’ Kristin said, and felt a sudden twinge of nervousness.

The job for which she had been interviewed earlier in the week was not hers—not quite, not yet. But it offered a chance to prove herself which she desperately wanted and so she desperately wanted her stay at Flytes Keep to go smoothly.

‘When I was packing I persuaded myself that the bags would look zany,’ she told him, and sighed, ‘but now—now I feel like a fool.’

‘For no reason,’ he said, with such calm certainty that she felt reassured.

Matthew watched as she continued to extract plastic carriers containing shoes, sweatshirts, magazines and unidentifiable silky feminine scraps.

‘You’ve come well equipped for just one night,’ he observed wryly.

‘I wasn’t sure what to wear and, when in doubt, I tend to bring almost everything.’

He lifted a brow. ‘Only almost? You mean you’ve left the odd pair of wellingtons at home?’

‘Plus some luminous lime-green flip-flops decorated with rubber bananas.’

‘Big mistake.’

‘Could be, but it’s too late now.’ She reached into the Morris to retrieve her holdall. ‘That’s the lot,’ she said, turning to toss him a brilliant smile.

Matthew’s fingers tightened around the handle of his suitcase. Her smile had sent a thought hurtling through his mind: You, I would like to take to bed. Perhaps it was because he had first heard her talking about sex, or because she looked so appealing, or both—but he felt a sudden desire. An outrageous desire which made him want to drop down his load, haul her into his arms and fiercely kiss that full, tempting mouth.

And if he made love to her he could guarantee that she would not be bored. Though maybe he was deceiving himself, he thought, a moment later. Maybe she possessed a low sex drive which rendered the poor girl unmoved—and unmovable.

‘Did you put anything in the boot?’ he enquired, his tone businesslike.

The urgent tweaking of his libido had surprised him. Whilst he had his fair share of testosterone and raging hormones, he was usually in control. He preferred to be in control. He was no longer a callow youth, excited by any passing pretty girl. He was a mature male, dammit.

‘No. Or did I?’

Suddenly unsure, Kristin swung round towards the rear of the Morris, but. then swung back. ‘No,’ she decided.

As she swivelled the second time, the heel of her cream suede ankle boot skidded sideways on the wet Tarmac. She gasped, tottered and, as if in slow motion, felt herself start to fall. The holdall see-sawed, plastic bags flailed in the air, and a bundle of black silk slithered out.

‘Aaarrgh!’ she cried.

Ditching his cargo, Matthew reached forward. He made a grab for her arm and caught hold, but, with knees bent, she was swaying back. She continued to tilt and as she fell, shedding bags and unstoppably capsizing, she tugged him off balance. He swore, half straightened and, somehow, managed to stand firm. Holding her upper arm, he gently lowered her the last short inevitable distance down to the ground.

‘OK?’ he asked as he let go and stood upright.

‘No, I’m not. You big oaf!’

‘I tried to save you,’ he protested. Big oaf? He had expected her gratitude, not scathing condemnation. ‘If I hadn’t let you sit down, I’d have fallen down, too.’ He frowned. ‘And landed on top of you.’

‘But you’ve sat me in a puddle!’

‘A puddle?’ He peered down and caught the glimmer of liquid. ‘It’s a very small puddle.’

Kristin felt the water soaking into the seat of her trousers. ‘It’s large enough to give me a sopping wet backside!’

‘Oh, dear,’ he said. ‘The Goof Fairy strikes again.’

Her head jerked up. As well as the jokey comment, she had heard the rumble of amusement in his voice and now she saw that the corners of his mouth were twitching.

‘I’m glad you find it so hilarious,’ she said glacially.

Matthew readjusted his expression to one of sombre remorse. ‘No, no,’ he murmured.

‘Garbage!’

‘OK, maybe I do—a little.’

‘A lot.’

‘A lot,’ he conceded. ‘But you must agree—’

‘I don’t,’ she snapped.

‘I’m sorry,’ he said, though he knew the words were useless. He held down a long-fingered hand. ‘Grab hold.’

Tempted to haughtily refuse his offer, Kristin hesitated, but then she linked her fingers with his. In one fluid movement, he drew her upright.

‘Thanks,’ she said, stony-faced.

Sliding a hand into the hip pocket of his jeans, he pulled out a clean white handkerchief. ‘Will you blot your rear end or—’ the amusement was playing around his mouth again ‘—would you like me to do it?’

She froze him with a look. ‘I can manage.’

As she got busy, Matthew gathered up the bundle of black silk from the ground and returned it to a bag. The bundle consisted of a lace-trimmed bra, suspender belt and pair of skimpy briefs. It was the kind of underwear of which fantasies were made. He could imagine the girl stretched out on white satin sheets with her long blonde hair spread loose across the pillow and the straps of the bra drooping—

Whoa, he told himself. After a year of celibacy, his hormones seemed to be kicking in with a vengeance.

‘I bought this suit and my boots yesterday, specially for coming here,’ Kristin said, mopping determinedly at her backside. ‘The thrown-together look is usually my style, but I opted for a more professional image. Though now—’ She lifted up her jacket and turned her back to him. ‘How does it look?’

‘Pert, well-rounded and infinitely pattable. You mean your trousers,’ he went on, not missing a beat. ‘They look fine and the water doesn’t seem as if it’s going to stain.’

She peered down. ‘No, thank goodness.’ She showed him his sodden handkerchief. ‘What shall I do with this?’

‘I’ll have it,’ he said, and pushed the handkerchief gingerly into his jacket pocket.

Taking a wad of tissues from her shoulder bag, Kristin continued to blot up the wet. She frowned. She had thought her companion looked familiar and, all of a sudden, she felt certain they had met before. Where? When?

She searched her mind. She sensed the meeting had happened a long time back, but why had they met? What was the connection? A moment later the answer came...like a punch which hit between the eyes. It had been in a London restaurant, around ten years ago. She had been young, impetuous and in a state of high agitation—and he had been her victim. She swallowed. A furious victim.

At that time he had worked for an up-market Sunday newspaper as a whizkid deputy editor in charge of the colour supplement, so what position would he hold at The Ambassador? Her stomach plunged. His calm air of confidence allied with the reference to wanting a word with Sir George told her that he might be...easily could be... probably was—me newly appointed editor.

‘Are—are you Matthew Lingard?’ she faltered.

‘That’s right’

‘The new head honcho of The Ambassador?’ she asked, needing to be doubly sure.

‘Right again.’

Kristin balled the tissues in her fist. When she had so publicly attacked him all those years ago she had not known his name, but she knew it now. She also knew that he was her prospective boss! Life was full of surprises, she thought—good and bad.

She sneaked him a look from beneath her lashes. Him putting her down, ever so carefully, slap bang into a puddle had seemed like an accident, but might he have recognised her and decided to get his own back? Matthew Lingard had shown himself to be a tricky individual in the past, so the idea was not too far-fetched. And if he bore a grudge she needed to know. It was important she be aware of where she stood with him right from the start.

Yet had he recognised her? He had shown no sign and the girl who had rushed to the attack had looked very different from the young woman who faced him today.

‘Did you do it on purpose?’ Kristin asked warily.

‘Do what?’

‘Sit me in the water.’

He looked at her as if she had gone crazy. ‘You’re accusing me of putting you in the puddle deliberately? Lord, no! What kind of a guy do you think I am?’

‘Well, I—’

‘A pretty mean one, obviously. I hadn’t a clue the puddle was there. It was behind you and I never saw it,’ he said, his voice harsh with indignation and his blue eyes glittering. ‘OK, I smiled, but my sense of humour is not so warped that I go around looking for ways of—’

‘Calm down,’ she appealed. ‘I didn’t mean to offend you. It was just—’ She moved her shoulders. ‘I made a mistake.’

‘You did,’ he rasped. ‘Believe me—’ He stopped. ‘What’s your name?’

‘Kristin Blake,’ she told him, and waited.

Did he know her name from the past? Her full name? Now that he had seen her again, would it ring bells? Her stomach muscles clenched. Might he declare that there was no way he would ever agree to employ such a wayward creature?

‘Believe me, Kristin, I’m sorry you got a wet backside and I apologise again for finding it funny, but—’

‘It was funny. Sort of,’ she acknowledged wryly.

His anger evaporated and he grinned. ‘Yep.’ He picked up his suitcase and his share of the plastic bags. ‘When you’re ready—’

She retrieved her load and went with him.

As they walked between a pair of stone lions and onto a path which led towards the castle drawbridge, she cast her escort a sideways look. He bad not recognised her from the past and perhaps he never would. Their meeting might have been dramatic, but it had been brief. A mere five minutes.

Also, as the intervening years had altered him—his face was leaner and he had crinkle lines at the corners of his eyes—they had changed her. She had abandoned the closecropped elfin style and wore her hair long now. The addition of ten pounds in weight had transformed her figure from stick-insect thin to shapely, plus she had gathered up a modicum of style, of poise.

Kristin grimaced. Though she would feel a dam sight more poised if plastic bags were not banging around her knees and her bottom was properly dry.